Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Six years at a club and he asks to be sold (but retain loyalty bonus) two hours before deadline closes. Classy.

oh don't be so holier-than-thou

it's not like that will be news to everton, just making sure it goes through.....

Wilshere's on Twitter cheerleading the Arteta deal, metaphorically forcing an Arsenal shirt over the Spanish playmaker's head, etc

yakubu looks a bit less bloated than usual

arsenal's behaviour over the transfer of the spanish international bridesmaid has been appalling

Arteta really isn't that good though is he?

ya was just saying to pmac for a fat cunt yakubu looking p sharp

Hutton sold or lent?

arteta is tidy, very tidy. Underrated now for some reason, had injuries tbf but i'd rate him.

He is good, but a trade-up over Fabregas he is definitely not. Same with Yossi and Nasri. This is patching up the hull stuff.

bendtner to sundlund

Perfect

Arteta was one of those widely rated "underrated" players a few years back.

think he's gone from an overrated underrated player to an underrated overrated one

Arteta for England iirc. I'd've given him a go until Wilshere emerged, personally.

yeah ismael, but having sold all of their best players patching up is probably not a bad idea with an hour left?

"y'know who the real best player in the world is? Iniesta.

this cunt at the arsenal ground is some cunt

liverpool have the rowdiest mongs

arsenal have a dwarf jonjo shelvey mong tho

as arry told cahill to sit tight til jan free transfer i wonder

JackWilshere Jack Wilshere
The funniest #DeadLineDay joke I got today was #Kaka to spurs haha #beserious

hope that liverpool reporter has his wallet given to someone else

It's after the watershed Sky, i think we can handle some bad language

they're cheering crouch the poor deluded cunts

having sold all of their best players patching up is probably not a bad idea with an hour left?

Fair point, it's not like the lack of any conceivable strategy is news to anyone I guess. What are they going to look like tomorrow though? Everton without the drive, and van injury as Saha.

look at those nice spurs lads

fuckin hell we sold hutton for 4m

wtf are everton looking like

Moyes will be eating puppies for breakfast

fuckin hell you bought him for 9m*!

*not really

arry is gutted fuckin gutted luka wasn't sold

Spurs have done really well today in a less is more way.

Spurs have done brilliantly, facing down £40m for Modric. Now to ease Redknapp out and get X* in.

* I dunno who X is

Real Zaragoza sign Sporting Lisbon's Helder Postiga for €1 million

i make that parker + 13m profit for spuds today?

Plus all the wages they were shelling out. Although if you look at it another way thy paid £12m for Palacios and sold him for £6m. Don't know what the Crouch differential is.

since crouch & hutton were just debts called in levy's just about broken even probably

How are you feeling about qpr r/t/c? Didn't get the centre back you wanted but do you think you've a fighting chance of staying up now?

rangers have monged up i see, well done lads

louissaha08 louis saha
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah. What is going on???

Think Crouch was about £7m and Palacios £11m so if we sold Palacios for six and can get ten for Crouch, we're almost even.

good day for spurs.

Still think there'll be a cb announced.

If not, and I'll regret this, but enforced playing of kaboul/bassong might well be the making of them.

does wenger do all his christmas shopping on christmas eve?

crouch and palacios bought as form players, sold as decidedly not.

18m is
Incredible

Shit, Meireles has submitted a transfer request.

!

Can someone give me a brief summary of confirmed transfers?

spurs out

Hutton 4m to villa
Jenas loan to villa
Palacios 18m to stoke
Crouch free to stoke
Bentley loan to west ham

Parker 5m from west ham

can hopefully hold on to raul for the next 27 minutes.

NBS

Per Mertesacker, Werder Bremen to Arsenal, £7.6m

David Ngog, Liverpool to Bolton, undisclosed

Gael Kakuta, Chelsea to Bolton, six-month loan

Owen Hargreaves, unattached to Manchester City

Patrick van Aanholt, Chelsea to Wigan, season-long loan

Scott Parker, West Ham to Tottenham, £6m

David Bentley, Tottenham to West Ham, loan

André Santos, Fenerbahce to Arsenal, £6.2m

Joe Cole, Liverpool to Lille, season-long loan

Christian Poulsen, Liverpool to Evian, undisclosed

Palacios, Spurs to Stoke, £6m

18 m??? that can't be right

I really don't blame him.

basically nae cunt that's any cunt has moved