Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

18m for crouch and palacios
Incredible

Pleased about Mertesacker, can't help imagining how things might be different if he'd signed a season or two ago

Yossi Benayoun on loan isn't exactly the kind of thing it's easy to get excited about, feels pretty desperate and can't help hoping there's something else in the pipeline...

hargreaves signs for city

is it me or has arsenal's transformation into liverpool become even more complete as they now compete for shit creative rejects to go with rushed unproven hired muscle?

― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:22 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

;_; truthbomb

newcastle match fulham offer for ruiz

Whoa... wondering if he'll switch last minute. Think he'll stay with Jol tho.

stoke approach city for johnson on loan

local mongs roar their approval

xp newcastle are offering better terms than fulham and HAVE A CHOPPER ON STANDBY apparently

1948: I like the sound of Van Aanholt, especially the bit about him using his "intensity to defend very effectively". A deep thinker?

...bbc need to sack this dude immediately if he think someone who has trained w/ ebjt saying this is a deep thinker

xp newcastle are offering better terms than fulham and HAVE A CHOPPER ON STANDBY apparently

― r|t|c, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

"This is your captain Alan Shearer speaking..."

xp yeah that is dire

cardiff sign ben turner from coventry, thus ensuring the sky blues' relegation with < 10 points

ffs swp & anton ferdinand deals on the rocks

jason puncheon is on his way tho hooray

Newcastle are behaving most unlike themselves of late. Apparently their fans are very unhappy at this and want big cash splashed on a striker. I hope Ruiz lets them down.

why's everycunt left it to the last day?

finally a decent rumour https://twitter.com/#!/danwalkerbbc/status/108979805990563840

is wenger's contract up at the end of the year or summat? buying a lot of stop-gappers

who is newcastle's super secret director of football? i know pardew's not suddenly scouring europe for canny signings

City need to step up now. I hope it's Wilshere.

ronaldo

£1,000,000,000

newcastle's lead scout is alan carr's dad, graham, btw

Adam Johnson now? Liverpool should be after this guy imo.

if liverpool sign adam johnson they'll have the clinical pairing of johnson and johnson on the right. no more tears!

assumed michael johnson tbh but is he sufficiently dried out?

it won't happen but johnson would be a fucking brilliant signing for liverpool.

Dan Walker has recanted that City tweet by the way

was it mentioned?

dan walker just seeking tweeps.

if you mean johnson darragh, metro saying lfc and arse want to loan him. other wilder rumours on twitter.

Spurs to narrowly miss out on signing Kaka then?

Has 'Arry had a go?

They couldn't afford Diarra's wages so have been forced to go for a cheaper option obviously.

lol

ONE WORD: KAKA

surely bolton have to sell cahil

arry's about to 'ave a word out his car window

no wait he's adjusting his seatbelt

"we tried to sign a big one but 'e got away"

no cahill

bah no cahill means pulling the plug on bassong to us

fucknuts

god this is so fucking stupid

redknapp in his element

levy's on the blower

lol baby mongs at stoke training ground

Chelsea midfielder Yossi Benayoun, wanted by Arsenal and Liverpool, on Twitter: "Staying in London...will sign soon ... I will twitt when it happens."

crouch "in a closed room with tony pulis" atm

sounds threatening

levy rejected 40m for modric yesterday

fackin' 'ell

What the fuck? Kaka? Actual proper Kaka? Has the world gone mad?

Or is Levy going to try and tie up Kaka for £20m before selling Modders to Chelsea for £40m? That would be lol.

spurs only interested in fat players

Kaka, Thudd, Fat Pig Kranjcar would be one hell of a midfield. Stick Lampard in there as well.

Oh, the Kaka thing is bollocks apparently. As you were.

easy possession, the ball would keep running towards them xp

Are Man City going to play Tevez now or is he going to spend the whole season on the bench behind Dzeko and Aguero? Not that you could blame Mancini for that obviously.

The last two hours of Wengerball btw?