Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Sign Fellaini not Arteta. Do it fast, pay big money and leave Everton at least a few hours to save themselves.

well considering i thought he hadnt played in about 6 years, i'm just impressed he's played in 3 already this season!

Mark Bright tells BBC Football Focus Special that Shaun Wright-Phillips is currently in a hotel in London waiting for permission from Manchester City to speak to a club, believed to be QPR. Blimey, Neil Warnock is signing a whole new team, or trying to.

Ha

lolz

this fuckin arsenal supporters club bit

Nice outing for the "What do you think of shit?" chant.

I notice some of the kids outside the Brittania now have their mums in tow since Georgie Thomson called them out for making wanker gestures.

18m for palacios and crouch
Might still get 4m for hutton
Incredible

teams are on some football manager tip today, everyone dumping all their deadwood and bringing in players at the drop of a hat.

wait. so crouch isn't a loan. they've actually bought him?

2009– Tottenham Hotspur 73 (12)

quite pleased with bellamy i have to say, will take him over ngonetobolton anyday

Arteta to Arsenal not a thing any more.

ssn says arteta deal off arsenal now "channelling all their energies into getting yossi benayoun on loan"

is it me or has arsenal's transformation into liverpool become even more complete as they now compete for shit creative rejects to go with rushed unproven hired muscle?

18m for crouch and palacios
Incredible

Pleased about Mertesacker, can't help imagining how things might be different if he'd signed a season or two ago

Yossi Benayoun on loan isn't exactly the kind of thing it's easy to get excited about, feels pretty desperate and can't help hoping there's something else in the pipeline...

hargreaves signs for city

is it me or has arsenal's transformation into liverpool become even more complete as they now compete for shit creative rejects to go with rushed unproven hired muscle?

― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:22 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

;_; truthbomb

newcastle match fulham offer for ruiz

Whoa... wondering if he'll switch last minute. Think he'll stay with Jol tho.

stoke approach city for johnson on loan

local mongs roar their approval

xp newcastle are offering better terms than fulham and HAVE A CHOPPER ON STANDBY apparently

1948: I like the sound of Van Aanholt, especially the bit about him using his "intensity to defend very effectively". A deep thinker?

...bbc need to sack this dude immediately if he think someone who has trained w/ ebjt saying this is a deep thinker

xp newcastle are offering better terms than fulham and HAVE A CHOPPER ON STANDBY apparently

― r|t|c, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

"This is your captain Alan Shearer speaking..."

xp yeah that is dire

cardiff sign ben turner from coventry, thus ensuring the sky blues' relegation with < 10 points

ffs swp & anton ferdinand deals on the rocks

jason puncheon is on his way tho hooray

Newcastle are behaving most unlike themselves of late. Apparently their fans are very unhappy at this and want big cash splashed on a striker. I hope Ruiz lets them down.

why's everycunt left it to the last day?

finally a decent rumour https://twitter.com/#!/danwalkerbbc/status/108979805990563840

is wenger's contract up at the end of the year or summat? buying a lot of stop-gappers

who is newcastle's super secret director of football? i know pardew's not suddenly scouring europe for canny signings

City need to step up now. I hope it's Wilshere.

ronaldo

£1,000,000,000

newcastle's lead scout is alan carr's dad, graham, btw

Adam Johnson now? Liverpool should be after this guy imo.

if liverpool sign adam johnson they'll have the clinical pairing of johnson and johnson on the right. no more tears!

assumed michael johnson tbh but is he sufficiently dried out?

it won't happen but johnson would be a fucking brilliant signing for liverpool.

Dan Walker has recanted that City tweet by the way

was it mentioned?

dan walker just seeking tweeps.

if you mean johnson darragh, metro saying lfc and arse want to loan him. other wilder rumours on twitter.

Spurs to narrowly miss out on signing Kaka then?

Has 'Arry had a go?

They couldn't afford Diarra's wages so have been forced to go for a cheaper option obviously.

lol

ONE WORD: KAKA

surely bolton have to sell cahil

arry's about to 'ave a word out his car window

no wait he's adjusting his seatbelt

"we tried to sign a big one but 'e got away"

no cahill