Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Rohan Ricketts to Shamrock Rovers!

I'm already bored with this transfer window. What are the chances of Schweinsteiger coming to EPL when his contract runs out next year? Would be perfect for Arsenal I think, not that it'll happen.

it won't happen

LFC looking for another striker as well as Bellamy.

Crouch?

My bad, not necessarily a striker (although 2 or 3 have been looked at today), but Comolli apparently working on bringing someone else in.

fuckit

How have i not noticed til now that my tv excludes the ssn ticker?

crouch agrres to join stoke

The one team where he could reduce the average height

xp says who

Picturing endless Delap throw-ins just bouncing off his head

Sky's bloke in Stoke.

xpost

i see it now

tsk, silly peter

http://i.imgur.com/ZcPo6.jpg

lol bunch of mongs

I have to say I like the idea of Arteta. Still got game (2 in 3 already this season?) but out enough that it gives Ramsey time to adapt to take over when Mikel hits 31 in 2 years time and we have to ship him off to Malaga or something.

He's too Arsenal though - I want someone really uncharacteristic, Drogba or Phil Neville say

You had too much invested in Barton to Arsenal, I think, you'll never be happy now that's out of the question.

http://i.imgur.com/ZcPo6.jpg

lol bunch of mongs

Darron Gibson to Arsenal

arteta 2 what in 3 what? not goals so... assists against sheff utd?

That's true, now they'll never be the side I wanted.

oh he had the pen v blackburn didnt he. wow.

Arteta has scored two goals in three matches so far this season

says BBC

the only thing more inane than that stat is someone parroting it as evidence dude still got game

Sign Fellaini not Arteta. Do it fast, pay big money and leave Everton at least a few hours to save themselves.

well considering i thought he hadnt played in about 6 years, i'm just impressed he's played in 3 already this season!

Mark Bright tells BBC Football Focus Special that Shaun Wright-Phillips is currently in a hotel in London waiting for permission from Manchester City to speak to a club, believed to be QPR. Blimey, Neil Warnock is signing a whole new team, or trying to.

Ha

lolz

this fuckin arsenal supporters club bit

Nice outing for the "What do you think of shit?" chant.

I notice some of the kids outside the Brittania now have their mums in tow since Georgie Thomson called them out for making wanker gestures.

18m for palacios and crouch
Might still get 4m for hutton
Incredible

teams are on some football manager tip today, everyone dumping all their deadwood and bringing in players at the drop of a hat.

wait. so crouch isn't a loan. they've actually bought him?

2009– Tottenham Hotspur 73 (12)

quite pleased with bellamy i have to say, will take him over ngonetobolton anyday

Arteta to Arsenal not a thing any more.

ssn says arteta deal off arsenal now "channelling all their energies into getting yossi benayoun on loan"

is it me or has arsenal's transformation into liverpool become even more complete as they now compete for shit creative rejects to go with rushed unproven hired muscle?

18m for crouch and palacios
Incredible

Pleased about Mertesacker, can't help imagining how things might be different if he'd signed a season or two ago

Yossi Benayoun on loan isn't exactly the kind of thing it's easy to get excited about, feels pretty desperate and can't help hoping there's something else in the pipeline...

hargreaves signs for city

is it me or has arsenal's transformation into liverpool become even more complete as they now compete for shit creative rejects to go with rushed unproven hired muscle?

― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:22 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

;_; truthbomb

newcastle match fulham offer for ruiz

Whoa... wondering if he'll switch last minute. Think he'll stay with Jol tho.

stoke approach city for johnson on loan

local mongs roar their approval

xp newcastle are offering better terms than fulham and HAVE A CHOPPER ON STANDBY apparently

1948: I like the sound of Van Aanholt, especially the bit about him using his "intensity to defend very effectively". A deep thinker?

...bbc need to sack this dude immediately if he think someone who has trained w/ ebjt saying this is a deep thinker

xp newcastle are offering better terms than fulham and HAVE A CHOPPER ON STANDBY apparently

― r|t|c, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

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