Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Malouda would have gone to Arsenal but surely not now Arsene has gone mental

QPR have signed AC Milan youth product Tommaso Trani on a two-year deal after the goalkeeper was released by the Rossoneri.

QPR's head of youth development Steve Gallen moved quickly to snap up the Italian after watching him train with the Premier League club.

"As soon as I saw him walk through the door at the training ground, I thought: 'Wow'. And within a minute of watching him train I wanted to sign him."

gallen falls in love with a trani hur hur

... in the past, I mean, before marble misplacement (xp)

don't get it really. any epl club should be happy to have malouda imo and that's not just fantasy football bias on my part.

Leicester City left-back Paul Konchesky tells BBC Sport's Paul Fletcher what players who are not on the move get up to on deadline day: "With training finished for the day, I'll be putting my feet up and watching the final few hours of the transfer deadline to see whether we sign anybody. At Leicester you never quite know."

With insight like that you can see why they went straight for the Konch.

fulham have bid for hutton, betley going to west ham, spurs might actually get their roster down to 25.

I MUST NOT BELIEVE I MUST NOT BELIEVE I MUST NOT BELIEVE...

I agree, think we should hang on to Malouda. Course him saying 'I don't want to leave' when asked by a journalist does not necessarily mean Chelsea have tried to sell him.

jenas crouch hutton bentley out

Fuuuuuuuck

Trying to work out who's going to fill 'The Crouch Role' for DMac if Crouch actually goes. Lennon is the current favourite, BAE second, might stick a fiver on an outside challenge from VDV.

Lennon, VDV, Kaboul in that order is my guess.

I think BAE has a year's grace period.

Kranjcar has a shot if Modric goes last-minute and he's expected to start.

Mikel Arteta to Arsenal might still happen apparently.

That would break my heart. Love Arteta.

Arsenal need another easily breakable player.

Arsenal need another easily breakable player.

hmmm

Depends on the system, if we stick 451 and adebayors holds it up/finishes better than crouch then lennon prob next in line for my mindless abuse, he's been very poor this season so far.

BAE has been good, but is always due a fuckup tbh. I'm probably on his side these days, you just have to allow that a guy with his flair going forward is gonna leave you light at the back.

If Dawson/Bassong/Kaboul are gonna be left as first choice CB's then we'll have soft and stupid goals conceded, i'll have lots to moan about there. Hopefully a bit more mindfield cover than Krancjar provides will improve their chances of defending basic crosses.

VdV hasn't been fit since what, March? Harry should have dropped him long since, but I still love him.

Don't reckon Luka or Niko will be a problem if they stay, I'll always re for flair midfielders.

It's probably gonna be Defoe, though even he looked very good against City when he came on.

The Fail's reporting that Joe Cole will be allowed to commute from London to Lille.

as revealed on this thread, hours ago. Keep up Mail

Mateja Kezman joining BATE is actually stepping up a level from playing in Hong Kong. What happened to that guy?

Royston Drenthe to Everton on loan apparently. He was good once wasn't he?

never was very good, probably made a good sum playing for fener chelsea and atleti tho

drenthe isnt bad.....fast, relentless, epl ready, technically not all that

Seems to alienate teammates and managers, though.

yeah, just reading his wiki there

how long does it take to get from london to lille

private plane or eurostar i guess

90' on Eurostar I think Jibe said the other day.

drenthe and moyes will be rutting ferociously

Kezman was awesome on PES4.

is gary cahill very good? is bolton really demanding 17M when he only has a year left on his contract?

fulham doing decent business today?

Nanas08 Samir Nasri Official
This tweet is for the english newspaper stop trying to made something between me and arsenal i love this club and everything around it

wonder how much of bentley's wages west ham will be stumping up.

arteta way past his best imo even when he's not crocked

a skipful every week xp

Ha, thank you Twitter...

"Poulsen will always be remembered as the man that played the pass that got Andy Gray fired".

shh dont mention the war ffs

Actually the comments were before the match weren't they, but still.

Also, spell Evian backwards.

Rohan Ricketts to Shamrock Rovers!

I'm already bored with this transfer window. What are the chances of Schweinsteiger coming to EPL when his contract runs out next year? Would be perfect for Arsenal I think, not that it'll happen.

it won't happen

LFC looking for another striker as well as Bellamy.

Crouch?

My bad, not necessarily a striker (although 2 or 3 have been looked at today), but Comolli apparently working on bringing someone else in.

fuckit

How have i not noticed til now that my tv excludes the ssn ticker?

crouch agrres to join stoke

The one team where he could reduce the average height

xp says who