Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

which one?

All three

Sandra's a fairly handy striker iirc

harry. i meant harry.

Kind of amazing that people can vandalise a Wiki page within two minutes of Everton being linked to a loan signing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Stracqualursi

Everton shed another striker (beckford to Leics probably), how many does that leave them with? Oh well at least you know you'll get a full season out of Saha.

sign crouch sign crouch sign crouch

Following a rumour with Everton in the August transfer window most people will ask where will he be playing.. my guess is as a roof in the summer months to shield the players from the sun with his massive ears

After a few trophyless seasons Everton signed Stracqualursi to be painted silver and sit in the trophy cabinet pretending to be the FA Cup.

Looks like be might be a decent acquisition on loan. Prolific for Tigre.

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Mauro Zarate to Liverpool?

2007–2008 Unión de Sunchales 21 (5)
2008–2010 Gimnasia-LP 45 (6)
2010– Tigre 35 (40)

went from being rubbish (6 in 45?) to more than a goal a game? something seems fishy/

Yep, someone's mucked about with the numbers. It was 22 goals in 35 games for Tigre before.

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The next Sturridge to Chelsea?

2007–2008 Unión de Sunchales 21 (43)
2008–2010 Gimnasia-LP 45 (45)
2010–2011 Tigre 35 (139)
2011- Everton 0 (0)

glad to see someone's put the proper numbers back up.

Sturridge is going to Chelsea?

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#Wigan could be shaking up their midfield options shortly, linked with both Giovani dos Santos and Jean Beausejour. #transferdeadlineday

Dos Santos to Wigan has this air of weary inevitability about it. Surely there must be a Spanish club willing to stump up for him?

Parker has gone to Spurs

Ribery to Chelsea doing the rounds. Sneijder to United back on.

So Spurs get Parker, Chelsea sign Ribery and swap Malouda and Benayoun for Modric....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q8DzHn3JFIc/TE62334_cwI/AAAAAAAAACQ/9ymfSGkeRzo/s1600/collins_nonce1.jpg

is that for Ribery or for me...

1359: At Villa Park, meanwhile, a source close to the club has told BBC Sport's Alistair Magowan there has been no movement on Alan Hutton's switch from Tottenham. But the club are likely to reach an agreement today with Shamrock Rovers' Enda Stevens to join in January. The left-back wants to finish the season in Ireland and take part in the Europa League against Spurs.

This is kinda depressing for a club who were gunning for fourth not so long ago.

I had presumed you would 'ave a last go for Modric, but we'd've heard about it by now surely

Rovers are in Europe and Villa aren't. It's clearly a step down for the lad.

From the Guardian

The Ribery to Chelsea rumour is swirling with increasing force. A few thoughts from our very own Bundesliga boffin Raf Honigstein on Twitter (@honigstein): "A few initial thoughts. a) he's CL-tied. b) reported wages on offer far too low; c) German transfer list closed, so Bayern couldn't bring anyone in, even if they sold."

Ribery has looked really good so far this season, and with Robben injured (again) not so sure they will want to let him go. Muller doesn't like being shunted onto the left wing, nor does Kroos. They have got Alaba but he prefers the right side. Would be good move on Chelsea's part tho.

Jermaine Jenas has left Tottenham bound for a medical at Aston Villa, it is believed

I can hear DMac's sharp inhale of breath from here.

There hasn't even been a Jenas-to-Inter rumour this year.

Ribery at Chelsea has definite lols written all over it. Doesn't he hate Malouda? And as if the Premiership hasn't had enough prostitution scandals in the past year or two...

Sort of think Jenas would do pretty well in a team as, ahem, direct as Villa.

Bayern say Ribery rumours are nonsense. Phew.

Parker fee was £5m apparently, not bad business at all.

Think he'll be good for Spurs for a couple of seasons.

Bendtner sr. was at Stoke's headquarters earlier today, but supposedly the deal is off.

Everton shed another striker (beckford to Leics probably), how many does that leave them with? Oh well at least you know you'll get a full season out of Saha.

And Yakubu to Blackburn?

Not technically EPL but:

DONE DEAL Wolfsburg have signed Alexander Hleb on a one-year loan from Barcelona.

Forlan to Inter as well.

parker's a very good, dynamic all-round centre midfield player. With Sandro out he'll at least provide a better screen for the defence than we'd have had otherwise for now. With everyone fit I don't know if he makes the first team, though.

Malouda refusing to leave Chelsea. That's the spirit Flo.

Why are they trying to sell Malouda? That makes no sense.

Look forward to seeing evidence that Hlb is still alive when I next see Wolfsburg. Is Diego still there somewhere?

hleb

Diego is supposed to sign for Atletico Madrid in the next few hours.

on loan

Perfect fit there, basket case club with basket case player. Could be wondrous, could be a train wreck.

Bellamy on his way to Liverpool for a medical.

http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/clubfootball/news/newsid=1502440.html?cid=rssfeed&att=

goodbye next failed french youngster, hope you do better than aliadiere

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This is *the* Vicente? Wow. I was sad to hear he had retired after last season.

I thought Sunu looked good for France U-20, maybe there's a buyback clause.

(How many times has Aliadiere scored against Arsenal now, for like three different clubs?)