Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

well, that was a good day spend 7 hours of in the pub.

nothing to add other than to voice my perturbation that google image search isn't having any of my ardent sudden conviction that tom cleverley is just a shit bobby davro. i know it's still true though.

can ahoyhoy tell me the one about djourou being a top defender again though? pretty please?

can't believe I golfed through all of that

This game was crying out for Andy Gray.

can you beat arsenal's below-par performance

If any one - just one, not all - of Vermaelen, Sagna, Gibbs had played today, the defence as a whole might have been 25% less horrific, but probably still would have been mauled by 4-5 goals, and that player's reputation would probably never recover, at least until he left the club. Is that a silver lining?

sadly not darragh, though I'm sure I enjoyed myself a whole lot more than the arsenal XI did today

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031125/Tony-Cascarino-compares-Arsenals-defending-Nazi-genocide-Sky-Sports.html

gibbs? Cmon.

Vermaelen would prob have handled two or three of the goals himself. Vidic's rep survived torres that time.

I like kaboul and dawson, but not as a pair. They're both ok to good as chasers, you'd want a more cerebral type alongside.

swansea's alan tate has broken his leg in what the club has described as a 'bizarre golfing accident'

ffs, they can't tell us it's a "bizarre golfing accident" and not give us the details. I need to know how bizarre. Canizares and the aftershave bizarre?

foot down a rabbit hole vs golf cart vs seriously poor swing

It is time that they got shot of 'pundits' and employ professional commmentators to comment on matches

- James Mathieson, Oxford, 28/8/2011 20:29

SWANSEA star Alan Tate has broken his leg —in a GOLF BUGGY accident.

Tate was a passenger in the cart which crashed in a south Wales course this afternoon.

http://antipinoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/smiling-dog-2.jpg

never have a round of golf with jon parkin

Tate was a passenger in a golf buggy at Gower Golf Club near Swansea this afternoon when the buggy ''lost control'', Swansea said. No other players were involved in the incident.

The 28-year-old former Manchester United trainee had his leg trapped between the buggy and a tree, manager Brendan Rodgers said.

Tate, described as a ''very good golfer'' by Rodgers, was diagnosed with a broken tibia of his left leg after being taken to Morriston Hospital by ambulance.

got to be careful not to push the driver imo

when I said I was golfing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFGpgt4EC3I

idk, luis suarez seems to manage fine without a buggy?

Why tf am I reliving this?

You need to let it out (itt) before you can let it go.

that's what i thought when i saw yr name at the bottom tbh

My uncle is obliging me to, tbh.

We had a good 15 minute spell at the start of the second half but there wasn't really room for that on motd I suppose.

in between the goals i thought spurs looked ok.

Friedel looks very good imo.

lol

Even watching the highlights I want to kill Crouch right now.

mancini very right to focus on the goal conceded imo, they'll make hay while the sun shines but there's still a shoddyness there to be exposed somewhere down the line

You could do a full goal of the month selection from the Utd and City games alone

yeah my brother wanted to know were there any good utd goals and i was just '.......'

toure returning should offer man city a little of the defensive solidity they've been lacking in recent months, no? unless he's been spending this time fattening up for winter.

Kolo is another Ramadan observant iirc, nakhchivan said so anyway

don't know that they're lacking it, tbh, don't know that touré is better than in-form lescott

wouldnt have said so myself

sorry to bring it up again but was there any mention of armand traore walking off the pitch smiling and joking with the utd lads? couldn't believe it when i saw that.

only thing i remember traore doing all match was giving young his assist, so ey makes sense.

pardew seems to be morphing into a little old lady

armand traoré is awes

Is it true Tony Cascarino used the phrase "Traore is having a Holocaust" today?

ya

why is armand traore awes

cuz he just doesn't care

oh right

He has a fancy handbag iirc.

the first appearance of the true slacker footballer

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg615/scaled.php?tn=0&server=615&filename=xz9ho.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

never knew bape did their own pound shop bags

This is how Liverpool started last season, after 3-6-9-12 matches: 13th, 16th, 18th, 9th.

Arsenal 17th, ?, ?, ? any guesses.

chill out, they'll finish 5th like they were always going to

Got to appreciate if not enjoy the journey as well as the destination, Ismael made a good case for that last season I thought.

Would still take any bets on them finishing outside the top four