dude took his shirt off a lot, what else?
― gff, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Tonight, on Uppity Women!
Chaki hears that someone's been breaking hearts, awards them honorary Bro status.
He hears that they're a woman.
LONG SHOT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(training montage)
He finds some bullshit written on a toilet wall, tattoos it on his forearm.
Using TECHNOLOGY, he tracks her to her LAIR and confronts her.
When pressured to come up with something as proof beyond "everyone knows this", he produces the bullshit.
Star of bullshit turns up, says "You all know this is bullshit, right?"
Chaki elected king of the internet.
Is that about it? Have I missed anything here?
I know this is kind of a dickish start to a sentence, but I've wondered occasionally what ILX is like since I've been gone, and it turns out that it's a place where no-one feels the need to imagine why anyone would react differently to them when being challenged.
(Also where you don't need to know what the word 'supposedly' means, Jesus Fucking Christ people it's Comprehension 101)
(deep breath)
nabisco: You've been around a long time man, you know how much people talk and how much they don't. You remember Graham, right, and how when that blew up half of ILX was going "Who, Graham? He seemed so nice!"? Stuff like "if that had somehow magically never occurred to you" is incommensurate with how ILX has always worked.
Also, you know, this is exactly the kind of stuff that you're usually very good at - you've been much fairer to discussing groups of people that you'll never meet and have no direct interest in that you have here with folk who are by internet standards standing in the same room. Unless you're saying that they're all in serious denial, then you have to take them at face value, at which point saying that people are "pointing out" stuff when all they're doing is alluding to some mysterious bullshit is working against the "I'm just being impartial" air of your posts.
I'd have thought, from when Chaki followed her from other threads to here (and I think a factor of this is that you're basically having a fight in another dorm's crash area) to keep barking at her, that it was finally going to blow up. And if it's been kept secret out of consideration for the silent and imaginary wounded, fair enough. But once it's going come out, you'll have the righteously angry on both sides, and one of them is going to end up righteously angry and wrong, so I wouldn't have started with "Bdum-tisch".
If I'm seeming to have a go at you here, I'm not intending to, it's just that you're the last person on ILX that I'd have expected to take the tone of your first few posts, so I'm wondering if I've missed some cast-iron early sign that Chaki wasn't just being a grudgy little fuck.
All the rest of y'all get half a bar.
-- Andrew Farrell, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:45 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
so, once again, if the people you're trying to start shit with aren't even around, is it still trolling?
― El Tomboto, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
andrew farrell and andrew nf are two different people, gff
ok! shit, my bad
― gff, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Is Andrew Farrell the biggest cunt to post to ILX, or was there someone else?
wanna put it to the vote big man?
― blueski, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
I always had this feeling that our generation would hit 65 and sit in cozy retirement villa common rooms and do nothing but reminisce about the old days on internet message boards. Well guess what? IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING.
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Mr. ILX,
Is it even possible that anyone could do as much for our civilization as chaki did when he heroically outed luna and banished the NLS/TITTWIS thread posse forever?
― El Tomboto, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I met Andrew Farrell in Chicago and he was very nice. There was some exchanging of Stump records, and a picture of me and him and Sterling standing against a brick wall where we look like a bad local band.
-- not a puppy
― nabisco, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
-- blueski, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:51 (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
Andrew, Momus, ithappens, who else?
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear Mr ILX,
Please rate the following posters, from best to worse:
Darraghmac MacDara Darramous
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
hey tom i was just posting a fact and people freaked out. nothing heroic about it but spin it however you want to. for the record the biggest cunt on ilx was roger adultry.
― chaki, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't think doing your rants as a little screenplay is cunty, just way way lame. like way.
― gff, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Is nabisco's music OTM?
― blueski, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I AM IN A BAND WITH OTHER PUPPIES
-- a puppy, Monday, February 25, 2008 3:34 PM (Monday, February 25, 2008 3:34 PM) Bookmark Link
i need to hear this band. i would go see an all puppy band any night of the week.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link
hey kevin i think you'd dig RAGGS they are all dogs and play simpleton rock like you listen to. http://static.flickr.com/52/168692916_728b14dfa8.jpg
― chaki, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link
no, but as always, thanks for thinking of me chaki.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link
that band looks awesome
http://fusionanomaly.net/sleepermynameisragswoof.jpg
― gabbneb, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
just tryin to help out a bro
― chaki, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Luna is not real though a few ILX'rs still maintain that she is.
-- Mr. ILX
Hi Chaki you forgot to switch IDs. Just tryin to help out a bro...
― onimo, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link
chaki I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Mr. ILX.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link
which thread was the luna outing again?
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 February 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link
wait what?!? omg now I'm confuesedd
― El Tomboto, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
whenever someone talks about me on ilx my spidey senses start to tingle and i feel the need to defend myself.
― chaki, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
im not saying that chaki isnt mr. ilx but if he was trying to post as chaki and posted as mr.ilx by accident it wouldn't have been with capitalization and punctuation. just saying.
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 February 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
because he could never possibly be capable of writing in two different styles
oh wait where are my capital letters and punctuation
― onimo, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.weltfunk.net/Smileys/default/iiam.gif
― Mr. ILX, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link
if chaki was mr. ilx, mr. ilx would probably be funnier
― max, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link
chaki wouldn't have ducked out of answering the mean questions.
― bell_labs, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
if chaki was funnier he'd have no need for sock puppets
― onimo, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
if chaki was Mr. ILX, Mr. ILX would be singing weezer songs
― dan m, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread is really terrible, but more discussion and crankiness about the luna thing will in fact actually make it worse, so never say never guys
― John Justen, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link
hey i do prince and misfits too.
― chaki, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link
what happened to momus?
― DG, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
yakuza got him
― John Justen, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
more threads by puppy please
― homosexual II, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link
NO
― blueski, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link
a puppy lovers vs. a puppy haters is a divide that threatens to tear ilx apart
― max, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://theblessednetwork.com/puppylove.gif
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 February 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link
what happened to the lex? I went away for a few months and then suddenly everyone's like the lex RIP.
― danzig, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link
He is currently hanging out in Frank Kogan's top friends on Myspace along side some teenage girls.
― Mr. ILX, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
outrageous :o
― blueski, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Which famous ILX posters have been accused of liking the kiddies?
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link
kogan, kenan, tuomas...?
― roxymuzak, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link
ihttp://www.thestagcompany.com/Flash/soundboard/old-man.jpg
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.thestagcompany.com/Flash/soundboard/old-man.jpg
which famous ilx posters have been accused of being fatteys
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Mr ILX, please list top 10 male and female ilxors in terms of consensual hotness.
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link
(in part an attempt to balance the fattey request)
needs updating :/
Poll Results the schef (adam schefter ha ha) 15 ILX System 9 Masonic Boom 8 Trayce 5 sanskrit 5 Geir Hongro 5 Rubyredd 5 river wolf 5 tehresa 4 jergïns 4 Abbott 4 Beth Parker 4 KitCat 4
― blueski, Monday, 25 February 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link