solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

shhhh quiet deeznuts is about to speak

-- some dude, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:43 PM

C/D: douchebags who condemn the linguistic-conceptual porn behaviors of others because theyre passive-aggressive fuxxors

-- tough, Friday, 24 June 2005 02:39 (3 years ago) Link

the important thing is to exercise our own swift, harsh judgement on shit we read about for two seconds on the internet

-- goole, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it

it was called ching chong animals and its lost to the sands of the internets

-- sleep, Saturday, 2 August 2008 23:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sounds like you need a book dude--or to talk to an actual banker, not an ilxor

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, August 2, 2008 6:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fwiw i see any disagreement with my own opinions as trolling

-- latebloomer, Sunday, August 3, 2008 10:01 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

because if so i mean this in the best way possible: you are an interesting person

-- deeznuts, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:53 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM

well that helped me procrastinate on wikipedia for 5 mins. thanks thread

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Funny if you've ever played Mario Party.

-- Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

there are a lot of gays

-- gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

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and hippies

-- Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

(ok thats two posts)

As a fan of New Radicals, you have me excited...to iTunes I go!

-- Tape Store, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Man am I glad I'm reading this instead of sleeping

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^lol me too

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link

paranoid freakshow >> obtuse, lethal brat

― will, Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:08 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

?

where's the fucking nsfw this sucks

this thread is stupid

go ahead and quote that!

it's your loss, Morbs

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 9:38 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

http://zoomcritic.com/images/weird_fish/5.jpg

s1ocki what wrong

XD :D 8^D imo

― you have been yellow carded by an actual referee (J0rdan S.), Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3

btw if this is rick astley i'm gonna be pissed but i probably also have it coming

― omar little, Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:44 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

itt a butt

(_(__|

― cankles, Thursday, May 10, 2007 3:24 AM

I hope thatt butt is why this thread is nsfw

there was this old, kinda hard-to-decipher graffiti in the dorm elevator, and i got all excited because i thought it said 'stop rockism.' Turns out it said 'stop racism.'

― Tape Store, Sunday, September 28, 2008 6:39 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

loooooooool

hahaha

good grief.

Whoa. I'm going to save this for repasting in other contexts.

― (libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Thursday, October 9, 2008 1:37 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Wonder why I'm so emotionally repressed? Ah well, back to listening to the entire back catalogue of the Wedding Present.

― Alan T, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i have absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute to this thread :(

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:37 (6 minutes ago) [IP: 66.61.114.124] Bookmark

That sort of humble honesty is most certainly NOT in the spirit of ILX

haha

There was a whole thread for that? Why?

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Sunday, November 2, 2008 6:59 PM

I have loads of thoughts on the era but no overarching impression. [...]
― [nabisco], Tuesday, July 31, 2001 8:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

Between cocksucking and 40-year-olds in Winnie the "Poo" (sic)pajamas you pseudo-intellectuals seem to have all the bases covered.

― FesterBesterTester (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 9 July 2006 09:24 (2 years ago)

http://images.salon.com/comics/boll/2008/11/06/boll/story.jpg

"Hilarious Only to Six-Year-Olds" strip is actually hilarious for all ages!

bob costas vs mannix is the story of every thread under five posts in length

somebody needs to repeatedly cp "our funny depression" in the shitbin thread

RIP my own harshest critic, martyr of nu-code

nb I smoke a lot of weed

― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Friday, November 14, 2008 1:23 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

that's just ILM

are you tom the dancing bug?

at least there weren't any songs I skipped though.

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, May 20, 2023 3:15 PM

Was this the thread where we mentioned Donald Fagen and Lou Reed or was it a previous one?

― Holly Godarkbloom (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 June 2023 13:08 (eight minutes ago) link

Or referencing or whatever, again, I haven’t listened to the song

― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 March 2024 17:23 (four hours ago) link

he may be one of the worst humans in history but he will almost certainly go down as one of the all-time great posters

― frogbs, Tuesday, April 23, 2024 10:12 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Garu G?

[yes I know it's Trump]

I'm sorry, I just wanted to complain, now I have a solution but I feel annoyed at not being allowed to complain, which is worse than the original problem, thanks for understanding.

― Inside The Wasp Factory with Gregg Wallace (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

thank you, I feel honoured

<3

✓

Sorry, forgot I was on ilx and not some place where people express joy in life.

― peace, man, Wednesday, April 23, 2025 11:07 AM bookmarkflaglink

irl lol

perfect

please tell me where to find the place where people express joy in life, i can't find it

I once took an afternoon of the only life i’ll ever have on this beautiful earth and spent it on this board defending the Velvet Underground album Squeeze, trust me appearing perfect has never been a major consideration

― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Saturday, July 5, 2025 7:28 PM

thread is gone a lot towards everyone talking past each other to claim ever more silly stuff but im all for it tbh its good ilxing

― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 20:40 (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm saying they knew what they were doing too, they just weren't doing what you think they were

― c u (crüt), Monday, August 4, 2025 8:27 AM (fourteen minutes ago

i'm honestly really bummed i'm missing the buena vista thing. i keep imagining myself dancing like a crazed maniac and making friends with cool hippies. i guess that's probably not what the shows are like, at least from the ilxor pov, which is probably more like: go, glance at strangers, never talk to anyone, have a drink, relax for a minute, enjoy two songs, look at the phone, think too much, go home.

― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Wednesday, 6 August 2025 19:23 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

This conversation has become a bunch of dudes sniffing their own farts and proclaiming theirs the sweetest-smelling

― my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Thursday, August 7, 2025 7:24 PM (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I know this thread is usually sardonic, but this post was sincerely otm:

despite my disagreements and occasional irascibility on here— which i have been trying to be better about!— i do truly consider many of you as friends, and would gladly hang out with you irl.

― czech hunter biden's laptop (the table is the table), Wednesday, August 13, 2025 10:49 AM (one hour ago)

I'm mostly just getting pre-annoyed at this becoming the default which seems inevitable to me, but who knows.

― rob, Friday, August 29, 2025 8:38 AM

lol fair