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KATE GET AWAY FROM HIM NOW YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:08 (nineteen years ago)

i like his serial celeb dating despite his confession to the papers that he's got a teeny titchy dinkle. also the trailer w/ him and o'leary - check russell running for the helicopter - sooo foppish ha ha

― beeble (beeble), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

the running joke about him, 'bepe', gaffney, walliams is funny, but now he mentions his 'dinkle' in every ep it's a bit creepy?

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

So how much coke do you reckon he gets thru a week?

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

Over exposed - like every single good thing these days. He's trying to keep what was essentially a stand up act going through hours of telly. Is there anyone in the whole wide world who could do that? and ITV want him for the new J Ross or something so that's the end of him. Who's next?

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

Justin Collins!!!!!!!!

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

overexposed?

he's on bbbm and...?

side-point: dermot and bblb have really gone off the boil.

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:32 (nineteen years ago)

Dermot's wasted on BB, he's actually got some talent, isn't he bored shitless of it all by now?

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

Until now the word 'dandy' has not appeared in this thread.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

Fop has. Close enough, no?

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

The first post mentions "dandified". Is that not enough?

I echo this post entirely: "I am torn between thinking he's very funny and thinking he's an irritating nob end. He's probably both. "

I basically don't like him, yet find myself laughing at him.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

Brand will never be as good as he was when we was running around Homelands/Creamfields etc. going up to random punters with a mic in order to demonstrate that he was even more loved up than they were, on MTV's Dancefloor Chart.

He needs to become the new presenter of a revived Blankety Blank on BBC prime time.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:45 (nineteen years ago)

Prime time is the death of comic talent (not that I think Russell Brand has much of that)

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.russellbrandfansite.com

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:48 (nineteen years ago)

Prime time is the death of comic talent (not that I think Russell Brand has much of that)

he should be ok then?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

I basically don't like him, yet find myself laughing at him.

ailsa OTM.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

BRAND IS NOT A DANDY

DANDIES HAVWE TO BE WELL-DRESSED

BRAND LOOKS LIKE A TRAMP WITH A SCARF

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:53 (nineteen years ago)

BOYS SHOULD SHAVE MORE

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

I don't recommend R. Brand goes mainstream

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

AND SKINNY JEANS ARE WRONGWRONGWRONG AND WILL NEVER BE RIGHT

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

they're right on hott gyals.

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

Lex, you liked MINE. And Anna's.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:58 (nineteen years ago)

But not if they're as skinny as Russell Brand (xpost)

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:58 (nineteen years ago)

skinny jeans on girls = always right; makes their legs look GREAT
skinny jeans on boys = always wrong; makes their legs look like TWIGS

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:59 (nineteen years ago)

Lex has just made me laugh more than Russell Brand has, but in a different way.

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:03 (nineteen years ago)

I don't recommend R. Brand goes mainstream

oh me neither in all seriousness, i just thought it was a nice comical image.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:05 (nineteen years ago)

skinny jeans on girls = always right; makes their legs look GREAT

IMPORTANT RIDER: LEGS NEED TO BE GOOD IN FIRST PLACE

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

Lex resents the androgynous/effeminate aspect of men having skinny legs! Disgraceful!

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

The first post mentions "dandified". Is that not enough?

Note to self: Search for the stem word 'dand' in future.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

I question the lex's right to comment on "style"

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

He once wrote something in the Observer Music Monthly about how Carl Barat was his hero and had "saved England from the chavs and made it Blake's Albion" again - which I thought I'd never forgive...

However he is very, very good at hosting BB'sBM. Given how many times it's on a week I am impressed that he can keep coming up with new iterations of not just the ballbags/SWINE link, but also "So-and-so is perfectly happy to do such-and-such, but when I suggested it would be quite good to see Aisleyne and Grace wrestling in crude oil in the middle of a desert, they looked at me like I was no better than Gary Glitter...", and the one that goes "Get in touch with us the way the Daily Mail gets in touch with asylum seekers, except use a phone instead of creating a hysterical climate of fear and distrust"...

― Flyboy (Flyboy), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:39 (nineteen years ago)

... this is funny?

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

it's the way he tells them.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

the ballbag thing is v unfunny and his schtick is v thin and samey and his "set pieces" for the phone message thing etc are also quite unfunny but he does say some funny things, sometimes, usually in conversation or when people are shouting

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

RJG OTM re the lex

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:50 (nineteen years ago)

"here's something that's so exclusive it makes the da vinci code looklike a load of old rubbish someone made up to get loads of money off stupid people"

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

i like the set pieces, often!

'... in the way the sun gets in touch with world cup supporters, only with a phone instead of advocating a fifa-inpired kristallnacht on all those who don't have a flag coming out of every orifice' (or something).

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:58 (nineteen years ago)

yes, the "in the way ... only with ..." bits are usually quite funny, actually

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

what i like most about him is that although he's very quick, especially in the audience opinion sections of the show, he's never snide towards the audience members. also he always tries to deflate any particularly vitriolic opinion in a surprisingly claming way. "oh you shouldn't think that, i like grace, she's nice".

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:16 (nineteen years ago)

working Kristallnacht into the gags is always a winner.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I'd ever noticed him between this summer and yet suddenly he appears to be EVERYWHERE. It's like he's dominating the summer, which is quite an achievement in World Cup year.

But yeah, he's a twunt.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

he's always making nazi references.

he SHOULD be a twunt but somehow isn't.

― Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

Judging by those pics on the fansite, he is more of a PIRATE than a dandy.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

I liked when the Arctic Monkeys tried to slag him off for doing Grim Oop North gags at the NME awards. Whooshes all round.

He's funny and annoying in equal measures. I think I mostly like him.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes there's a fine line between pirates and dandies.

― theantmustdance (theantmustdance), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

I blame Johnny Depp

― Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:28 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, definite Jack Sparrow vibe to him.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

considering how rubbish most anchors are he's certainly a breath of less stale air.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

It's funny the way he puts his arm around people on BBBM, and sits on their knee! Sometimes he is staring right in their face and doing this, it's really weird and amusing.

Also that Derrida joke mentioned upthread was insane. Who else would be that quick.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Dannii Minogue has accused Russell Brand of being a "vile predator".
The singer was left shocked after the MTV host flirted outrageously with her throughout an interview for his show 1 Leicester Square. Later, the presenter apparently chased Minogue down a corridor and demanded her phone number.
"He is completely crazy and a bit of a vile predator," Dannii told The Mirror. "I certainly don't think he has cured his sex addiction, that's for sure. He wouldn't take no for an answer."
She added, "I was told he got sacked from MTV before for wearing an Osama bin Laden costume to work the day after September 11. I couldn't believe that I'd just agreed to be interviewed by someone who would do that, it really unnerved me.

"And then throughout the interview he kept making shocking remarks that I can't even repeat. Just uttering the words would make me blush."

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 17 June 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

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He’s made a big deal out of converting to Christianity and has just published a book about it. Morgan did a gotcha on him which exposed how shallow and convenient his supposed rebirth is.

― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 25 April 2026 10:17 (one month ago)

Bloody double post.

― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 25 April 2026 10:18 (one month ago)

they = piers morgan

feels like this is important context

― Throw It Down Binman (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 25 April 2026 10:21 (one month ago)

Also, hate to be that guy but he hasn't actually been convicted of any offences yet. Innocent until proven guilty and all that.

― bored by endless ecstasy (anagram), Saturday, 25 April 2026 10:35 (one month ago)

xp yeah he's on TV because a fellow cunt invited him to a cunt off

serious issue raised by anagram which i will ponder while i'm clicking the FP button

― einmal ist keinmal (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 April 2026 11:06 (one month ago)

Multiple friends have texted me that they have had to stop listening to a podcast that details Brand's rise to cultural prominence because he was so awful they couldn't bear it. Of course I listened to both episodes and concluded that someone should have stopped this guy when he had mice in his hair. Unfortunately he persists.

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 25 April 2026 13:50 (one month ago)

(I mentioned it upthread)

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 25 April 2026 13:52 (one month ago)

but he was a successful comedian for years, he's good at making people laugh.

ILX has been anti-stand-up comedy for years. This won't get much of a hearing here, even before you factor in all of the other horrors.

― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 25 April 2026 22:26 (one month ago)

You don't really have to be anti-stand up comedy to not accept that success equals quality either. Stereophonics were good at making people enjoy their music too, doesn't mean I'm anti music if I think they're shite.

― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 25 April 2026 22:48 (one month ago)

who is ILX

― brimstead, Saturday, 25 April 2026 23:47 (one month ago)

Mostly cranky old men

― H.P, Sunday, 26 April 2026 02:52 (one month ago)

Apparently

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Sunday, 26 April 2026 04:28 (one month ago)

Present

― rameau in the main room (dog latin), Sunday, 26 April 2026 05:09 (one month ago)

Xp mostly!!!

― H.P, Sunday, 26 April 2026 05:32 (one month ago)

Stereophonics were good at making people enjoy their music too, doesn't mean I'm anti music if I think they're shite.

― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 25 April 2026 bookmarkflaglink

As far as music goes, Poptimism might complicate this a little bit.

― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 26 April 2026 07:35 (one month ago)

Prefer the music of the Stereophonics to the comedy of Russell Brand tbf.

― Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 April 2026 07:48 (one month ago)

^^^ IRL Scylla v Charybdis

― einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Sunday, 26 April 2026 08:07 (one month ago)

As far as music goes, Poptimism might complicate this a little bit.

Eh not really, none of the poptimist critics had a blanket "if it sells a lot that must mean it's good" stance.

― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 26 April 2026 12:51 (one month ago)

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court. pic.twitter.com/8eI3VCKJIM

As seen in IG comments - “I’d have to say…The Best of the Bible”.

― omar little, Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:01 (one month ago)

xp think it's more in the sense of: as it's sold a lot in the first place, then that's where you ought to start and take it seriously.

Whereas ILX pretty much just finds stand ups a wasteland no matter how good or popular it is, despite that it's very popular.

― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 26 April 2026 14:59 (one month ago)

By 2030 every thread will be a poptimism thread

― Throw It Down Binman (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 April 2026 15:18 (one month ago)

Arguing over which AI star is more authentic

― The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Sunday, 26 April 2026 15:34 (one month ago)

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