Worst TV adverts of the moment

2 The fabric conditioner one where the people are made out of - duh - fabric. It is disturbing to look at 'people' made out of fabric, and in fact they look horribly disfigured, like burns victims or people with hypothermia.

(I really like those Argos adverts - they cool)

Blimey, isn't it usually the other way round?

Wine ads infest the London Underground system. That and ads for ten- week 'philosophy' courses.

Must. Calm. Down.

Lambrini girls are classic. As David Bell, chief executive of Cheetham Bell JWT, which devised the campaign said:

"It is a drink for salt-of-the-earth girls to drink before they go out, maybe while chatting or putting their make-up on. While they do that, they probably crack jokes about their boyfriends. I've never heard of any men being offended by these ads. They're quite clearly just a bit of fun.'

Who'd have thought that one day computers would allow us to watch adverts at work

Millions of years of evolution and THIS is what they expect us to aspire to.

I LOVE the Link advert, but I'm prepared to accept it's for similar "ah - a good old fashioned cheery crappy ad" reasons as my fondness for the never updated Argos campaign.

creepy animated babies who discuss personal finance.

Ooh yes - that's the original 'I have to change channels cause this makes me nauseous' ad. Apparently Madchen's gran loves it cause it reminds her of Madchen's dad at a similar age.

Pervert.

Actually, this reminds me of a girl I used to know who said she loved dentist drills.

Any ad where the magic of Animatronics allows toddlers or animals to SPEAK. GRRRRRR!

Any ad on Channel 5 which shows exactly what media buyers think of the viewers, eg debt ones, dial LAWYERS ones, old folks' maladies and life insurance ones. All the most awfyul American imports of the ages in one break from Family Affairs omnibus when I am hung over and de-motivated. SCREEEEEE!

God I hate that it is SO CONTRIVED who would say 'shall I take the old thing away' you'd say 'shall I take the old one / old telly away'. Only then of course the hilarious punchline wouldn't work.

There are many ambiguous things they could ask that would be better than 'shall I take the old thing away?'. How about 'shall I take this old pile of shit away?' or 'this isn't much use to you know - shall I take it away?' or 'do you want me to get rid of your husband?' ('husband' is slang for TV set in Berkshire)

What kinda of messed up message is this? Blowing your last two quid on a happy meal for someone else? I mean the kid could have at least had got his dad to pay for it! (you get the thanks without incurring financial hardship = crafty!)

Chrysler is one of company's clients, and believe me the only thing any of them would ever get misty eyed about is the idea of spending an extra dime. If they could make a crappy car out of nerf and sell it for a profit they would.

Also, Maura's Chrysler ad is really bad as well. Someone shoot their ad agency.

I don't have anything against Chrysler really, but their commercials are bad. BMW are 100 times worse to deal with as a client but their commercials are clever.

I find the Confused.com ads where people inflate and pop at once disturbing and patronising. I can only assume negative press is the intention

I'm not sure what they're trying to say... largely because I have zero interest in what they're trying to say tbf.

very disappointed that they redubbed the Dylon ads as i was low key in love with the way she said "have you clothes lost their maaahgic"

The Ben & Jerry's ad with "in order to top it we had to bottom it" - they must know what they're doing but the voiceover is a masterclass in obliviousness, te salut

there are 3 or 4 very slightly different versions of the 'girl somewhere in asia gets sent chocolate by her sister' ad. close enough so you think you imagined the other version, every time, until you see it again. ('cadbury' instead of 'package' is one such difference)

the woman with the ugly Better Boxes. it's another of those meta-ads where they are advertising something in place of the people who actually make them. they do the same thing with chemist stuff. Must Have Ideas / Medifacts.

Oh, and verisure will now phone an ambulance for you...

press the emergency button
verisure calls you
you answer the phone and say you need an ambulance
verisure calls the ambulance

which seems like 3 steps more than necessary

they're putting urea in face cream now?

"hi. chicken?"

"Delicate, what's a delicate?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXbNwXzR1c

(does remind me that university must be a much different experience now because people are more in touch - when i was there we had 6 very busy payphones between 650 people. had perhaps one letter a term, if that)

Gulag for everybody responsible for Hellmann's's desperate new annoyance

i hadn't even realised that car crash of an ad was for hellmans until it was just on and i remembered your post.

(it's the one in the deli with the Neil Diamond song)

It invokes powerful feelings in me that would be best not invoked

New Birdseye Fish Fingers ad is a grotesque combination of Yankification and what appears to be cheap AI

(oh, it says 'meal diamond' on his jacket)

I know. That doesn't h3lp, right?

"Picky bits" justifies disbanding the Coop and jailing the board

GTech vacuum cleaner brags that it leaves the carpet beautifully striped. Mate, I think you'm thinking of lawnmowers

I hate all ads, violently resent their presence in my life, and have coined the pejorative “advert humour” for a particular shitty joke style that has infected mainstream films. I do not laugh at ads

EXCEPT the knife crime ad that sometimes plays at the cinema, I have never not laughed at the kid going “oh my days - there is no safe place to get stabbed” (although I have never laughed as much as the first time)

I haven't seen that one, I shd go to the cinema more

Same on the violent hatred of adverts tho

currently cringing at sharipova's squeaky voice and clumsy shrug. that's somehow meant to get me to drink beer.

Sure deodorant are running world cup adverts, official sponsor

Lynx deodorant are running world cup adverts, official sponsor

two deodorant sponsorships seems excessive. turns out it's unilever in the list of sponsors and they own both the above (and lots more)

also includes

The Home Depot, the "Official home improvement retail supporter in North America"