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i'm trying to eat porridge more

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

what i wanted: thick bread with sodt-boiled eggs, tomato, avocado. grapefruit juice, then cup of espresso.

what i had: filter coffee

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

a fucking bowl of Trader Joe's frosted flakes

and a fucking banana on BART.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

WHOA STEVEM, WHO THE FUCK EATS PORRIDGE?

(on a side note, is it a british thing?)

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

the British and the three bears.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't that where you boil oats?
during the irish famine, did they stoop that low?

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i fucking well had a bowl of fucking muesli with a fucking banana sliced on top and two cups of fucking coffee

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Coffee with skim milk, orange juice, a banana, a cup of blueberry yogurt, and a slice of bread with strawberry preserves. Bitch.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

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― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

same as what i always have. hummus on toast and a cup of earl grey.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

don't diss porridge - nice with jam or sugar. mind you i haven't eaten for about 10 years so maybe it really is horrible.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a bowl of last nights spaghetti carbonara and it was a baaaad idea

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Lil' Won "Fannyfarmer" Jilliams !!!

(otherwise, the pornolization didn't actually change much!)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

What about "The ballbusting Lady "Sniff-my-Ass" Ms Lurex"???

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Green Apple, Coffee

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

me and my friend tom once did the "Fat Boy Challenge Breakfast"

4 sausage
4 bacon
2 fried slice
4 hash browns
chips
beans
2 eggs
1-egg cheese ommlette
3 tomatoes

and vast amounts of assam tea. it was fucking hell.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you get that breakfast for free?

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

no, we paid dearly for it.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you New York, and goodnight.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I fuckin' second Todd's emotion here.

*wink*

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

a sugar-free rocky road cookie and half a glass of milk. some coffee would be fucking nice now.

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

a six pack of beer.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

crumpets with peanut butter on them & a mug of tea.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(although to be fair, I am having my lunch now!)

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

For breakfast I usually look at the clock and run out of the door in a panic.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I never have time to eat breakfast at home, i always have it at work.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Had the same fucking thing I always have - some fucking museli, granola, and yogurt. Today it was fucking PLUM yogurt, baby.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Bowl of cornflakes with semi-skimmed milk, mug of tea, glass of OJ. Classic/boring.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 28 October 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I had chicken and mashed potatoes. And a pot of coffee.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Pancakes & syrup, grapes, water, multi-vitamin.

― briania (briania), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I had a vitamin too.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't have any fucking breakfast today even though it's my favorite fucking meal of the day, because I had a gig last night and stopped for fucking pizza on the way home at 1:00 am (slices of fucking BBQ Chicken and tomato fucking pesto).

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

French omelette and iced coffee. Exactly two tortilla chips. Pills.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Contemplated wake-n-bakin' this morning, then realized that, in the current seasonal conditions, wake-n-bake usually quickly becomes wake-n-bake-n-fall-back-asleep-n-wake-up-late-for-everything. So instead, a big glass of cold water & teh multivitamin.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that's my ideal breakfast.

(x-post)

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Wheat toast, tomato and ham. Coffee then OJ.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I had chicken and mashed potatoes. And a pot of coffee.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), October 28th, 2004 7:20 AM.

HERO!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I do my best, G.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Cereal and OJ, just like 95% of my fucking breakfasts. I keep forgetting to take my multivitamin.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I had cereal and a banana.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I never eat breakfast. I tried to buy grapefruit but they just rotted because I'd forget about them. I would eat it on the weekends, but by the time I wake up I want a sandwich and fries. A heavy breakfast meal is deadly in the afternoon - after eggs and bacon I have to sleep immediately.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

a beer and a half, plus three almonds.

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I made some orange-and-cranberry muffins from a mix and had a big ol' mug of delicious coffee.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

My body doesn't like caffeine anymore. It sucks. I love coffee.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Without coffee I would be but a flaccid sponge.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Multivitamin, a sliver of dried mango, a plain bagel (untoasted, no cream cheese), & a diet Snapple. Oh, shit, wait, today was my Celebratory BoSox Championship Breakfast - substitute the plain bagel w/ a bland lemon danish.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

a glass of vitamin fortified juice and a bagel!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I have not had my breakfast yet!

I am going to have toasted muffins!

I went on the 'net to get Kelly Clarkson tickets!

I am a role model!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

Today I had a cup of tea and also a bowl of muesli into which I chopped a banana and added milk.

Tomorrow I will probably not have breakfast as I intend to be out tonight until after breakfast time.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 9 December 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

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i had fucking bagels from the western bagel on ventura/coldwater, and then i had a matcha ice blended from the coffee bean in the same shopping center.

― FMLAO (get bent), Sunday, 15 April 2012 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

on account of the fact that i eat bagels nearly every morning @ work, this morning was two soft fucking boiled eggs, a small dollop of umeboshi paste applied to aforementioned fucking eggs, a large fucking cup of peets' coffee, and 1/4 of a gigantic fucking grapefruit.
mmmm, i loves some matcha refreshments, btw

― epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 15 April 2012 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

A Goddamn Marie Callender ham/egg/cheese breakfast pot pie and an Amp.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 15 April 2012 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

went out for brunch this morning so i had some fucking corn pancakes with blueberry butter, some bacon, some home fries, and some motherfucking over easy eggs

― call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 April 2012 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

two boiled eggs (white set, yolk runny) sliced on black bread, with black coffee from the aeropress. same as every morning - I can only ever think of eating something different if I've already 'pre-breakfasted'.

― Vasco da Gama, Sunday, 15 April 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

some fucking black bean hummus and coffee

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

two fucking custard cream biscuits /:

― thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

i like that the thread's rhetoric works equally well for appallingly bad breakfasts

― thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

1 hardboiled egg
1 bialy with smoked salmon and tomato
black tea

No cheese, no butter, no milk or sugar in coffee. Still pretty nice, though. Little smoked rock salt on the tomatoes for effect. This is prob going to be my standard breakfast for a while?

Later, some salted almonds and more black tea.

― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

a bowl of apple-cinnamon off-brand-but-fancy cheerios that supposedly have lots of antioxidants
a glass of iced chai

― tits or kitfo (get bent), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

seven months pass...

a cunting larabar
a sodding wedge of laughing cow cheese
a bloody handful of almonds (nb: handful not actually bloody)

― Liechtenstein's very first biracial citizen (get bent), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

Bowl of Quaker Corn Bran w/ 1% milk and most of a banana (discarded the yucky brown bits)
2 mugs coffee w/cream (further mugs count as brunch and lunch)
1/2 a cigarette

― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

Fucking everything bagel with cream cheese
Goddamn coffee

― quincie, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

whole wheat roll with butter and apricot jam
coffee w/half & half

― o. nate, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

six years pass...

I'm inordinately broke til payday on friday so instead of picking up coffee and a bagel out in the morning as is my wont i raided the cupboards:

cream of wheat with sultanas, walnuts and brown sugar.
a cup of tea.

cream of wheat is weird. not even sure why or when i bought it

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:13 (six years ago)

Pumpkin loaf
Black coffee

― o. nate, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:01 (six years ago)

2 black ice coffee
breakfast burrito

― Yerac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:08 (six years ago)

frou-frou granola
bananas (2)
milk

coffee (obv)

― j., Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:22 (six years ago)

i have an iced coffee and bagel every single day. kinda weird/sad how much I look forward to and enjoy that morning bagel at work.

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:57 (six years ago)

I look forward to my breakfast burritos so much that I end up eating it for lunch because I hold out too long.

― Yerac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:02 (six years ago)

A bowl of oatmeal (or, if you prefer, porridge) with maple syrup and an assortment of berries
Moka coffee, black

Every fucking morning, but it's what I stomach best.

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:15 (six years ago)

3 days a week it's oatmeal, 3 days a week it's cold cereal, but today it was 2 biscuits and gravy from Hardee's.

― WmC, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:23 (six years ago)

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