Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Bruce warns Ferguson he won't be drawn into a cut price deal for 20m rated Gibson, adding that if a bidding war for the injured Subbuteo accessory begins he will blow all rivals out of the water.

extremely punchable face, has gibson

The fact that he's called DarrON has always been the thing that's irritated me most. That, and the whole being terrible at football aspect.

great cunter tho

http://rudsoccers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ddd2.jpg

Can't even remember the last time he proper cunted one, though he was good in the second leg against Schalke

http://www.infamouskidd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/the-shining-jack-maze.jpg

pig nose is the most irritating thing, i feel.

I get the feeling it's not a very happy ship at the moment, the look on Kranjcar's face last night just screamed "can I be bothered?"
― Matt DC, Friday, 26 August 2011 10:56 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

playing in a game that's already 5-0 up on aggregate?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2011/aug/26/samir-nasri-manchester-city-cringe/print

pretty good

Have recently finished dreaming that Villa go one up in the first minute and Wolves are 4-1 up by half time

Villa after Hutton? Darragh will be pleased, I think.

Wigan vs QPR seems to be a 12.45 ko for some reason?

Hell of a lot of empty seats at Villa Park for a local derby.

Ward just stood up a lovely ball to the far post, Hunt with a meh header.

wolves look ok, bit wasteful upfront maybe. Not very intense.

Thought heskey had scored there. i know.

No, not living up to the stereotypes of a derby, feisty, no time on the ball etc

bugger, barton not signed in time for debut after all (now next monday vs newcastle - wooosh) plus bothroyd and campbell STILL laid off. orr's injury means this xi's even worse than the one that played everton - surely we can't get away with this again.

quite fancy big pat for a lolgoal though.

oh fucking hell it is way too early for psycho columbian commentary

stearman isn't very good

ooh tarbs hits the post with a trademark curler

wigan look v tricky - moses especially so - and already 10x better than everton, but we look less overawed as well and their defence is predictably flimsy

lots of space in this game

Just as well there's time on the ball, noone here has a first touch or is capable of delivering a pass that doesn't need one.

everton.

Still think they're top eight. But they're not, are they?

Has Darren Bent touched the ball this half? I genuinely think he hasn't. Not once.

xp the squad is top 8 but moyes' excuses are champs league

not his game

WOO! Brighton vs LFC in Carling Cup!! I may get to see Lucas in the flesh.*wipes tear from eye*

joey barton appears to be in the crowd with henry holland

i could be wrong

Spurs away at Stoke btw Darragh. Do you guys care about CCup anymore?

haha jordi gomez pulled adel's shorts down and the columbian commentators were all WAHEYYY NALGAS

Park Chu-Young apparently having medical at Arsenal. Plays for Monaco, maybe Jibe can give us the low down. On the plus side he's not a teenager.

they also seem to referring to tommy smith as simply "mr smith"

WOO! Brighton vs LFC in Carling Cup!! I may get to see Lucas in the flesh.*wipes tear from eye*

Can you take a photo for me, please?

bollox, golazo from di santo after crap marking

Why is Wigan - QPR an early kick-off?

wigan warriors are in the rugby league challenge cup final at 3

Villa Wolves got good , there's suddenly space in the middle and just enough ineptitude in possession to set up constant chances to counter-attack

Ivanhoe having a stormer, frankly

Delph looks good positionally, but wastes the ball too often. Still made a couple of nice interceptions. Is Rio Coker still there? Or am I 2 years behind the times?

Reo left on a free and signed for Bolton recently

Delph is rash and wants to run the game and kick people all the time, but has a strange Bambi-with-the-ball-glued-to-his-foot ball retention ability and can beat a man; glad he's getting a run

Chris Herd's lung-bursting endeavour has been very gradually trumping his obvious total ineptitude over the course of the match, it's heartwarming

OTM

He's playing centre forward more than Bent is at times

wigan warriors are in the rugby league challenge cup final at 3

Ahh yes, remember hearing about that yesterday actually.

back to knackered inept shit, anyone getting a second wind will win it

attendance 30,076. Villa capacity must be 40,000+ right?

late doyle winner imo

43. Alex McLeish is our manager.

that's a penalty imo

luke young's solid enough right?