A collection of men in American public life who have shitty hair.

ah i think charlie 'chuck' kaufman's is okay, or maybe i'm just saying that because of the resemblance it bears to mine when i've gone a few months without a haircut.

― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

yeah there's no way chuck looks as douchey as the other two. maybe i should have posted dave eggers instead.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYrrR_CZDCp_IFl7sytvbH2twqn7_r_ql__e39bB3fpWuF0knpOQ

― dell (del), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

I don't give a rip about Adam Levine one way or the other, but I like his hair here:

http://blog.olyafirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/1250009778_adam_levine_290x402.jpg

― Hey T-Paw, mow my lawn! (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Simon-Baker2.jpg

Australian mannequin Simon Baker

― goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://scienceblogs.com/purepedantry/SpaceBalls.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

lol cock of the rock

― The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.celebritymen.info/resimler/jack-nicholson-5.jpg

Jack Nicholson, Lakers fan and sometime actor

― goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

jack looking more and more like an old lady's sphincter

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

some of this hair is not shitty, but pretty amazing

― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

no thread talking about old american celebrities should have the words "public" and "hair" so close to each other in the title

― dougie instructor (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.stereogum.com/img/nick_harmer_bangs.jpg

Death Cab For Cutie, 19th century boy prostitutes

― goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

(xp) 'merkins

― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

ugh those spit curl things
not a good look w incipient baldness

― the tune is space, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

That Gary Spivey dude does not belong on this thread. that hair is fantastic.

Also, a few Canucks on this thread (Gladwell, Kroeger, Mandel) so unless it's "North American public life" its kind of inaccurate.

― You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

never forget

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/dcblog/Rudy%20Giuliani.jpg

― buzza, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-hyaKymFV4Jk/Rwpb-E_FxtI/AAAAAAAAACA/z958roRs5R0/s640/DSCI0047.JPG

― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

Gladwell lives in NYC and writes for the New Yorker (I think he was even born in the UK, so let's link him over to their thread), Howie's been on American TV off-and-on for 20-some years, no idea who the Afghan hound is. xpost

Also, I've never understood where the "cutie" comes into play for the members of death cab. They all look like molesters.

― kate78, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://publicfrenemy.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/blagojevich_rod.jpg?w=430&h=512

― buzza, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

Also, I've never understood where the "cutie" comes into play for the members of death cab. They all look like molesters.

they all take turns driving the death cab

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.yourticketmarket.com/eventimages/BarryManilow_big.jpg

― buzza, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

Clay Aiken's looking kinda haggard

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

OH OH I KNOW WHERE THEIR NAME COMES FROM!! It's a song, one of the so-called "splatter platters" about teens who meet their death tragically/messily, often in high-speed motor vehicles. "Death Cab for Cutie" was by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, whoever the goodness THAT was.

― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

yes, but with that name, there is some expectation that the band members might be attractive and not-a-one of them is.

― kate78, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

I think that blagovich belongs on the thread about guys making that face

― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.rightcelebrity.com/wp-content/photos/Mark_McGrath.jpg

― buzza, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

yes, but with that name, there is some expectation that the band members might be attractive and not-a-one of them is.

well no, IMO there's more an expectation that they would hunt down and kill attractive women and they all look like serial killers so it's secretly the most appropriate band name ever

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

Took way too long to get to Blago, imho.

Btw, can confirm that as of today, August 25, 2011, the Kate Gosselin haircut is still being worn around Chicago by middle-aged women.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

blago's hair isnt v ugly tho, just distinctive

― funky house septics (D-40), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

"Death Cab for Cutie" was by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, whoever the goodness THAT was.

*cough, splutter* You don't know the Bonzos?

― emil.y, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

I don't actually know anything about music.

― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/JB.jpg

brushy unilateralist John Bolton

― goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

blago's hair isnt v ugly tho, just distinctive

imho Blago's hair is 100% "shitty" tho

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/Apl_De_Ap_-_Flood_Donation/apl_de_ap_black_eyed_peas_001_092909.jpg

i believe this man is a grade school teacher trying to look crazy for a talent show?

― goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

love to wipe a horses ass with Bolton's stache

― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

so 1976

http://celebrityscoops.net/wp-content/gallery/owen-wilson-photo-gallery/owen_wilsonjuly_2005.jpg

― excuse me you're a helluva guy (m coleman), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

For Laurel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9y4vLrHsm4

― Hey T-Paw, mow my lawn! (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MPvDBGrKaXc/SnOccbxta2I/AAAAAAAAAsA/G8BRJsaKNhw/s400/guido-prom1.jpg

Pane Amaro (Bitter Bread): The Italian American Journey from Despised Immigrants to Honored Citizens

― goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

If we're not careful, the next president of the usa:

http://www.austinpost.org/files/articles/Rick_Perry_photo_portrait,_August_28,_2004.jpg

― Mucho! Macho! Honcho!: Turn Off The Dark (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

Btw, can confirm that as of today, August 25, 2011, the Kate Gosselin haircut is still being worn around Chicago by middle-aged women.

I saw a teenage kid in my hood the other day sporting this look. It was unfortunate.

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

goole wtf

that is terrifying

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

Did anyone ever find out if the pink-suited Eye-talian troll haired prom dude was for real because that's still just so O_O.

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

DAN HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN THAT?

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

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