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kinda enjoying the first genuine markers post I've read in a while

dayo, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha <3

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

markers if it's gonna take news about the impending death of steve jobs to get you to come out from behind that wall of snacks, animated gifs and emoticons you've built for yourself well maybe steve jobs wont have lived his life in vain

dayo, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

jobs is one of my heroes tbh

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

kill yr idols

dayo, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

too app
too woz

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nJFHA.jpg

 (gr8080), Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

dag

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

it's sad they did a lot of coke

buzza, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

marco arment: http://www.marco.org/2011/08/24/steve-jobs-resigns-as-apple-ceo

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

Will AAPL shit the bed tomorrow morning?

afterhours trading is a huge drop which is hilarious because the company'll be fine - buy tomorrow if you have an IRA, imo

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

Tim Cook
The Carter 4
#SteveJobs

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

the this is my next guys have been live for a while; i just tuned in: http://thisismynext.com/2011/08/24/podcast-live-830pm-130am-bst-1230am-gmt/

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

wait he has had pancreatic cancer for ~seven years~???????

that is nuts

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

wait n/m he has a neuroendocrine tumor

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

He had a liver transplant a few years back.

Honestly, guys, as a kid I used Apple II computers before we ever had a PC at home. We got one, earlier than a lot of kids of my time when I was in 4th grade. Although I lobbied for an Apple one when we were upgrading a couple years later, it didn't happen. I loved macs although recognized the stagnation of the 90s, got obsessed with NeXT in the late 90s (Jobs's baby of/before the time) and wanted a used defunct one as an object of love for a couple years. I was on the edge of my seat when I realized there was an Apple/NeXT merger system and ended up buying a Mac laptop with my first big college summer job money. I've swapped out Apple laptops every 2 or 3 years since, and had a second generation iPod and a bunch since then.

I've met or heard a few programmers or businessmen of that era and few really believed in what they were doing or had the longevity (no disrespect meant) of Steve Jobs. I'm sure people will curse him for misspending his wealth, or crashing the computer market, or monopolies or whatever else, but the guy has had such a strong singular influence that I don't think I'll ever fault him in my lifetime.

I hope this is a semi-retirement and trial for a successor, but if it's the end of his work as a company leader and visionary -- and yeah, that is a bullshit word that I wouldn't normally spit out -- then I hope that things keep rolling on.

unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:32 (fourteen years ago)

you don't have to be a total fanboy to understand that dude took a company that many of us figured was dead in the post-windows world and turned it into the industry leader in mobile computing, smartphones, digital media, os design, etc

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

For sure.

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:47 (fourteen years ago)

boom: http://www.apple.com/pr/bios/

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:13 (fourteen years ago)

uh, ron johnson left iirc?

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:14 (fourteen years ago)

read that as "ron swanson"

ceci n'est pas une witty dn (Schlafsack), Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:24 (fourteen years ago)

I just noticed, there's 16 men and one woman on that page.

ceci n'est pas une witty dn (Schlafsack), Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:44 (fourteen years ago)

those "exective profiles" photos are so fucked up.

jed_, Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:56 (fourteen years ago)

ikr, two of them actually frighten me

ceci n'est pas une witty dn (Schlafsack), Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:59 (fourteen years ago)

WTF Al Gore?

akm, Thursday, 25 August 2011 06:55 (fourteen years ago)

waht is markers on twitter. i need more rts

Jobs quotes: http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2011/08/24/steve-jobss-best-quotes/

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2011 07:04 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha i was rt'ing nytimes, df, etc.

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 07:05 (fourteen years ago)

WTF Al Gore?

― akm, Thursday, August 25, 2011 2:55 AM

apple thought it would be a good idea to have the guy who invented the internet on the board to help them out w/ icloud

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 07:06 (fourteen years ago)

Stay classy, Hot Air:

For five years they made me use a mac. I hated every day of it.

That said, God bring health to his body.

CurtZHP on August 24, 2011 at 8:35 PM

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Thursday, 25 August 2011 07:13 (fourteen years ago)

Does this mean we might FINALLY get Flash compatibility?

PappyD61 on August 24, 2011 at 8:02 PM
LOL. No.

joejm65 on August 24, 2011 at 8:03 PM

LOL. No.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 25 August 2011 07:19 (fourteen years ago)

i only read playboy for the steve jobs quotes.

koogs, Thursday, 25 August 2011 10:01 (fourteen years ago)

<3<3<3 http://allenpaltrow.tumblr.com/post/9375814057/my-experience-with-jobs-and-apple

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

I thought I read somewhere that adobe was kind of silently killing flash off with this Edge thing

akm, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right, i hope it had the time of its life . . .

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-ceo-tim-cook-im-thinking-printers,21207/

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

lolling

carne asada...in my vagina? (silby), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

the whole almost-obituary approach ppl are taking is a bit maudlin, but some great links are coming out of it. Like this one showing the Apple stuff his name's on the patents for. I'd be chuffed to be on one of these, let alone 300-odd. http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/08/24/technology/steve-jobs-patents.html

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

don't diss the apple laserwriter.

koogs, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

stet, thanks for that patent link! hadn't seen that linked to anywhere yet

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

god bless the goddamn onion

diamonddave85, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

linking to this again -- totally worth reading: http://allenpaltrow.tumblr.com/post/9375814057/my-experience-with-jobs-and-apple

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

it's fucking great :D

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

My neighbor Brooke mentioned that Steve Jobs, busy as he is, always reads email sent to his public address. I think I was around 12, and I sent a very enthusiastic and grammatically incorrect message including a picture of my shaved head.

Apparently he forwarded it to the head of Public Relations, Katie, and I got invited to the opening of the 5th Avenue Cube. I can never thank them enough. This was probably the high point of my childhood.

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

damn the pictures are making me tear up

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

glad to see the bar is still high at princeton

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

That kid whose life revolved around Apple... wow.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

markers i would dig it if you would say somethin more abt what this stuff means/t to you, cause not having had any kind of personal identification with apple i'm just kinda agog at it all.

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

I see what u did there HOOS

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

what'd i do

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)


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