what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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oh man, this thread. what memories.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSH4aRcMsTE

buzza, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

man if ever there was a thread that wa slong overdue for a sequel

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

slong overdue

schlong overdue?

You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

boom! thusly

contenderizer, Saturday, 7 February 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

I am delighted to find that Google still only returns one result for "cummy hinder".
― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

and still

there can be only (onimo), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:06 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

And if she says "I never thought you'd ask!" and smears her cummy hinder all over the kitchen, where will that leave poor Gear!?

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 10 October 2015 04:20 (eight years ago) link

four years pass...

btw "cummy hinder" does actually yield a few porn site results now including that phrase.

DJP can copyright the usage of that term and make some coin

Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 December 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

four years pass...

"It was 20 years (+6 days) ago today ..."

she's befouling my heretofore innocent couch!!!

Big Bong Theory (stevie), Friday, 19 April 2024 13:32 (one month ago) link

A time of legend.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 April 2024 17:27 (one month ago) link

she's befouling my heretofore innocent couch!!!

Manowar's finest hour

ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 April 2024 18:05 (one month ago) link

where were you (when the world stopped turning)

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 19 April 2024 18:09 (one month ago) link

Pivotal. Epochal.

ian, Friday, 19 April 2024 20:51 (one month ago) link

Interestingly, I was just minutes ago reading someone's blog, in which he made mention of spotting someone wearing a trucker hat "...as though it were still 2004"

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 19 April 2024 21:29 (one month ago) link

"if you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

Take it up the bum, baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you on my couch

ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 April 2024 21:51 (one month ago) link


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