Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

On pace for 19 goals this season tbf

http://h3.abload.de/img/ando0cxo.gif

that is mesmerising.

I noticed that during the match but the commentator didn't seem to pick up on it at all.

'One day I will play here...'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X7JAF77w1c

'If one day I cry, it will be when I play here.'

I'm actually welling up watching this, claimed to fall in love with Chelsea when he saw Jimmy Floyd score against Man U...

'You coming to the press-room? Then you can dream away further after that.'
'Dreaming? I'm not going to dream. I will play here one day, you'll see'

It's beautiful.

anderson all a bit cornette face there, its freaking me out

also nice to be reminded he's a brazilian footballer once in a while

he will want to go to man city a year after

xpost

I'VE BEEN TO STAMFORD BRIDGE AND I HAD TO DO THAT. IN A FEW YEARS I'LL BE A CHELSEA PLAYER TOO. REMEMBER THE NAME Jerome Tomsell. I'm 9 and i live in peckham. Lets hope by then the riots will stop so i can continue my dream to meet EL NINO!
bluboroughman 1 week ago

<3

I loved that comment. I'm remembering the name.

EU-10BJT

"EmmanuelF4: "@JackWilshere: Good luck to my friend @Nanas08 (mr Nasri) learnt a lot from him. World class player! Will be missed!"Pffffff comeon Jack"
--http://twitter.com/EmmanuelF4/status/106004890110791680

is samir gonna have to change his twitter handle or will they give him #8 just to keep the internet going?

EmmanuelF4 Emmanuel Y Frimpong
Money is the Roots of all Evil
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don't remember watching Roots and thinking it was just bout money.

Nasri seems so unnecessary for City.

Ah, you Englishes, they've got him so none of their rivals have him, the Old Firm have being doing that since about 1892.

Frimpong never got the chance to learn from @nanas08 e.g. how to RT.

Emmanuel Y Frimpong
@piersmorgan Ur my bestest Friend If I ever score ill dedicate it to you :)*hugs*
7 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYTcf55B-oY

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

lol

<3 Big Send

Gold.

I LOLed

and at this:

different kind of aggression from rooney tonite imo, you can tell he feels sexy again

― r|t|c, Monday, 22 August 2011 20:24 (Yesterday)

JOS, Nigeria, Aug 23 (Reuters) - The kidnappers who abducted Chelsea midfielder John Obi Mikel's father in Nigeria demanded a ransom of $4 billion, the local police commissioner said on Tuesday.
...
"(The kidnappers) asked him to give them $4 billion which they called chicken change to Mikel Obi and his club Chelsea,"

Will this bubble ever pop?

EmmanuelF4 Emmanuel Y Frimpong
@sanchezwatt is staying Over Mine tonight he has a game tomoz so sending him Bed Nice and Early Love YOU all #Night

i didn't make that up btw

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1276/wenger.png

I know the squad's a little threadbare but this is ridiculous.

i cannae be bothered to start a thread for this seasons league cup but surely this:

QPR manager Neil Warnock says he is glad to have been knocked out of the Carling Cup following their 2-0 loss at home to Rochdale.

should mean qpr fans get a refund etc. and is worse than ol' one in the hole or ollie fielding a 'weaker' team last season?

Roy Hodgson did the old name forgetting diss last week with "The Carlsberg Cup or whatever it's called - see I can't even remember its name never mind be arsed winning a game in it."

I think QPR fans saw this coming - hence only 4000 of them out last night. The gripes from the fans aren't so much that a second team was put out, but that none of them appeared to give a shit.

Typical Hughson

neil also said something like "it's not like we're not going to win it are we", before then saying he'll give the fa cup a go cos he likes that one.

not sure you can really single anyone out for not taking the carling cup srsly though. plus there's not the same obligation to cup competitions as there is a league - the obligation is to um, the spirit of football and yknow, winning stuff.

it's difficult cos going out at the same stage last season was a great help to our winning the league, but then when someone comes out and says "birmingham would swap 17th in the prem for that cup now" you just want to kill yourself.

qpr supposedly talking to barton today according to sky btw

damn was just starting to like them

The Brum one isn't even either-or, they were doing alright in the league at the time they won the Carling Cup, they blew it from February onwards.

qpr supposedly talking to barton today according to sky btw

Warnock and Joey having a chat about Nietzsche huh?

Looking forward to some quality Barton/Pete Doherty meetings of minds.

modric out, cole in

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Anyone got any good blogging sites for me to study and see what there all about before I dare to enter this world? Please?

Joe? Ashley? Carlton? Andrew "Andy"? xp

tempted to

'@Joey7Barton try http://heliumblog.wordpress.com/2011/07/19/how-to-avoid-confusing-there-their-and-theyre/'

lol is joey talking about us there

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
What a guy, Isambard Kingdom Brunel...........
20 hours ago

Boris Johnson is to offer Tottenham Hotspur a huge cash injection in a move that could finally end the battle over the Olympic Stadium, the Standard can reveal.

The Mayor is proposing to use almost half of the £20 million given by the Treasury to rebuild riot-damaged Tottenham and Croydon to help the football club push through its plans for a new 56,250-seat stadium.

It would allow the football club to press ahead with its £400 million redevelopment of White Hart Lane rather than continue its court bid to gain control of the Olympic Stadium, which has been awarded to West Ham United.

Senior City Hall sources today told the Standard that a deal is on the table that will mean the Mayor's office will be responsible for more than £8 million worth of regeneration around the new stadium development, meaning that the planning application can finally go through.

It is also believed that Mr Johnson will consider buying some of the land around the stadium, which could then be used by the Greater London Authority to encourage businesses back into the area by offering "regeneration perks".

Fuck off Boris.

The people burned out of their homes, and the shopkeepers whose properties were smashed, have been strident in their calls for the reconstruction money to go to Daniel Levy and the ENIC investment fund, who are best placed to know what will truly help the local community.

I LOLed

and at this:

different kind of aggression from rooney tonite imo, you can tell he feels sexy again

― r|t|c, Monday, 22 August 2011 20:24 (Yesterday)

― Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 11:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ otm

This David Conn Tevez piece leaves me wondering: (i) whether Carlos sees any of the cash or Joorabchian keeps him happy with a sleeping-bag in a bedsit; and (ii) how this came about in the first place.