Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

I'm surprised at Young too, but have now reached the point where when Ferguson signs a player I don't really rate I just accept that I don't actually know what I'm talking about even when I eventually turn out to be right (Carrick, Berbatov and I'm still not sure about Smalling).

I always think Pav should start for Spurs until I actually see him play.

^ truth bomb for the ages

Anderson actually uses his abnormally big arse as an effective shield a lot of the time

^ The Dalglish Manoeuvre.

anderson celebration >>>>>>>>>>>>> robbie keane celebration x 400123992

when he does the cartwheel i often hope he was carrying two real guns and he had them pointing the wrong way

The Dalglish Manoeuvre.

OTM, he made the big arse a potent weapon and one to be feared by any and all opponents

I'm surprised at Young too, but have now reached the point where when Ferguson signs a player I don't really rate I just accept that I don't actually know what I'm talking about even when I eventually turn out to be right (Carrick, Berbatov and I'm still not sure about Smalling).

You were totally OTM about last season's top scorer Berbatov, yes.

8 out of 20 goals were against blackburn and birmingham to be fair.

As an aside it does seem completely fucking mental that tht two top goalscorers in the league last season aren't getting a game right now.

Bit like Joe Hart getting picked ahead of Shay Given for the entirety of last season

He had a blip of form last season (good hat-trick against Liverpool) but has never looked good enough to play for United, despite all the bollocks about us English heathens being too thick to appreciate his magnificent grace and style or whatever it is.

Fergie came round to my way of thinking in spring, but I called it the first time I saw him wear a United shirt and wondered if I'd ever seen a Manc show less interest in a game under Ferguson.

And when did 'effort', 'pride' and 'passion' become dirty words anyway?

it's political correctness gone mad it is

And when did 'effort', 'pride' and 'passion' become dirty words anyway?

― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:34 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

the BBC gave Shearer a job while Allardyce was seen as the next England manager. It was a simpler time, before recessions and yobs kicking a ball down your street.

Pretty sure Berbatov had that same disiniterested can't-be-arsed look on his face on his wedding day.

he's male

If Ferguson isn't going to sell him, what is he going to do with him exactly? He's fifth choice now, assuming Owen getting more games isn't just trolling. PSG must be a done deal, in which case rip my fantasy team's chances.

would like to see him as an eto'o replacement (sneijder bargaining chip?)

Nasri has gone to Citeh.

good. For arsenal.

Presume 'arry will get to 'ave a go for him next summer.

if city agree to pay half his wages yeah, why not.

It's prob something wenger should look at tbh.

Nasri seems so unnecessary for City.

I didn't realise he cost Arsenal £15.8m, for some reason I thought it was £10m or so.

Nasri seems so unnecessary for City.

ah but just buying all the best players from opponents and then benching them, is a tactic too :)

Nah Nasri will be first choice in that XI - it's Milner/Johnson/Super Mario that will slip down the pecking order.

UEFA should probably do something about that huh.

The fact that, amid all Man City's ludicrous excesses, a player as limited as Gareth Barry still has a regular starting berth is kind of mind-boggling.

On pace for 19 goals this season tbf

http://h3.abload.de/img/ando0cxo.gif

that is mesmerising.

I noticed that during the match but the commentator didn't seem to pick up on it at all.

'One day I will play here...'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X7JAF77w1c

'If one day I cry, it will be when I play here.'

I'm actually welling up watching this, claimed to fall in love with Chelsea when he saw Jimmy Floyd score against Man U...

'You coming to the press-room? Then you can dream away further after that.'
'Dreaming? I'm not going to dream. I will play here one day, you'll see'

It's beautiful.

anderson all a bit cornette face there, its freaking me out

also nice to be reminded he's a brazilian footballer once in a while

he will want to go to man city a year after

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I'VE BEEN TO STAMFORD BRIDGE AND I HAD TO DO THAT. IN A FEW YEARS I'LL BE A CHELSEA PLAYER TOO. REMEMBER THE NAME Jerome Tomsell. I'm 9 and i live in peckham. Lets hope by then the riots will stop so i can continue my dream to meet EL NINO!
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I loved that comment. I'm remembering the name.

EU-10BJT

"EmmanuelF4: "@JackWilshere: Good luck to my friend @Nanas08 (mr Nasri) learnt a lot from him. World class player! Will be missed!"Pffffff comeon Jack"
--http://twitter.com/EmmanuelF4/status/106004890110791680

is samir gonna have to change his twitter handle or will they give him #8 just to keep the internet going?

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don't remember watching Roots and thinking it was just bout money.

Nasri seems so unnecessary for City.

Ah, you Englishes, they've got him so none of their rivals have him, the Old Firm have being doing that since about 1892.

Frimpong never got the chance to learn from @nanas08 e.g. how to RT.

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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool