Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

less and less as time went on. Like i say, towards the end he basically went where the hell we wanted. He's never been a great crosser but he's a fantastic header of the ball, and yet he's not a striker exactly. He's something different.

if Lil B played football i think he'd be like the opposite of Ronaldo

Saw a great clip of CRon doing some promo for his new Nike boots a while ago, went something like "They are beautiful, like me". Should really hate him for that, but it kind of made me love him even more.

I always figured he bought that kid so he could mold it into a perfect replica of himself

the kid is called Cristiano naturally

The Madrid 7-yr-old looks a bit like Cristiano I think, despite the Messi haircut.

Cristiano Naturally, ironically enough

natural wide players doing natural wide player things like being natural cunts

http://www.bar-kulan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Nani-Manchester-United.jpg

i don't mind him so much since he got good tbh

Oh I think he's great, should never give up a place to Valencia. Liked the Spurs chants tonight as well though.

Utd fans hated Nani before anyone else tbh

glorycunters

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/aug/23/liverpool-craig-bellamy-shock-return

no idea what paying bellers 95k a week is about but this coates lad totes sounds like a worthy successor to soto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEzpcxY5Sf4

otoh maybe not

He was great in the Copa America, though the entire Uruguay defence was rock solid.

Redknapp says Tottenham came close to signing Mata but the winger snubbed them because he was offered higher wages at Stamford Bridge.

The Spurs boss said: ‘We were in for Mata and close to doing a deal. But he didn’t come and Chelsea came in.

'Obviously they can blow you out of the water wage wise, and then he changes his mind and they get him. It’s all about wages.’

I really rate Walbeck, liked him ever since I first saw him coming through with that laughable oaf Machedo. Where is Machedo now? He may have scored a few goals, but he was never going to be a footballer.

Didn't see the game but comments on twitter were divided between Utd fans salivating at THE KIDS and everybody else pointing out how shit Spurs were.

Pretty much. Utd were good; Spurs didn't exactly match them but were good enough in the first half, though would be so much better with a bit of movement. Who's responsible for that sort of coaching? Could see them struggling in a lot of games this season unless that's addressed, and you've got to be kidding me about Modric going meaning maybe a stronger team.

(many xps) I thought Anderson looked great last night and I wouldn't let Carrick in the first team. I've been surprised at how good Young's looked as well.

THE KIDS thing is a surprise too - it's not like these guys are unknowns.

Yeah. Towards the end of the first half the commentary team on Sky were saying "it's not really working for United with these youngsters, maybe it's time to look at the bench and bring on the experience of Carrick and Park" which was utter nonsense, because United were looking good, and Park would come on for either Nani or Young (both experienced and playing well), and Carrick is crap, and most of 'the kids' were playing in defence because of injuries rather than a random experiment.

Just want to point out that Anderson has an abnormally big arse for a footballer and the most annoying goal celebration in the world.

I'm pretty sure that Redknapp instructed Spurs to try and lob balls over De Gea's head at every opportunity, they were all at it. But he fucked up tactically - what's the point of 4-4-1-1 when you don't have to accommodate VDV and Modric in the same team?

Could have done with Pav's height upfront as Defoe is never going to work as a lone striker, especially if we keep launching hopeful balls forward that he's about a foot too short to get on the end of. And 4-4-2 once we were already chasing the game was too late, it just enabled United to counter whenever we did. Weird as we'd been quite disciplined at keeping our shape before then, strange shortage of wingplay - apparently "get it to Bale at all costs" isn't our main gameplan any more.

have no recollection of pav doing anything whatsoever after coming on

bale had a fair amount of the ball but all of it after he'd drifted way way infield

I'm surprised at Young too, but have now reached the point where when Ferguson signs a player I don't really rate I just accept that I don't actually know what I'm talking about even when I eventually turn out to be right (Carrick, Berbatov and I'm still not sure about Smalling).

I always think Pav should start for Spurs until I actually see him play.

^ truth bomb for the ages

Anderson actually uses his abnormally big arse as an effective shield a lot of the time

^ The Dalglish Manoeuvre.

anderson celebration >>>>>>>>>>>>> robbie keane celebration x 400123992

when he does the cartwheel i often hope he was carrying two real guns and he had them pointing the wrong way

The Dalglish Manoeuvre.

OTM, he made the big arse a potent weapon and one to be feared by any and all opponents

I'm surprised at Young too, but have now reached the point where when Ferguson signs a player I don't really rate I just accept that I don't actually know what I'm talking about even when I eventually turn out to be right (Carrick, Berbatov and I'm still not sure about Smalling).

You were totally OTM about last season's top scorer Berbatov, yes.

8 out of 20 goals were against blackburn and birmingham to be fair.

As an aside it does seem completely fucking mental that tht two top goalscorers in the league last season aren't getting a game right now.

Bit like Joe Hart getting picked ahead of Shay Given for the entirety of last season

He had a blip of form last season (good hat-trick against Liverpool) but has never looked good enough to play for United, despite all the bollocks about us English heathens being too thick to appreciate his magnificent grace and style or whatever it is.

Fergie came round to my way of thinking in spring, but I called it the first time I saw him wear a United shirt and wondered if I'd ever seen a Manc show less interest in a game under Ferguson.

And when did 'effort', 'pride' and 'passion' become dirty words anyway?

it's political correctness gone mad it is

And when did 'effort', 'pride' and 'passion' become dirty words anyway?

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the BBC gave Shearer a job while Allardyce was seen as the next England manager. It was a simpler time, before recessions and yobs kicking a ball down your street.

Pretty sure Berbatov had that same disiniterested can't-be-arsed look on his face on his wedding day.

he's male

If Ferguson isn't going to sell him, what is he going to do with him exactly? He's fifth choice now, assuming Owen getting more games isn't just trolling. PSG must be a done deal, in which case rip my fantasy team's chances.

would like to see him as an eto'o replacement (sneijder bargaining chip?)

Nasri has gone to Citeh.

good. For arsenal.

Presume 'arry will get to 'ave a go for him next summer.

if city agree to pay half his wages yeah, why not.

It's prob something wenger should look at tbh.

Nasri seems so unnecessary for City.

I didn't realise he cost Arsenal £15.8m, for some reason I thought it was £10m or so.

Nasri seems so unnecessary for City.

ah but just buying all the best players from opponents and then benching them, is a tactic too :)