Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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yikes! does she wax her cheeks? wait: don't answer that.

anyhow, in preparing for my forthcoming textbook on media ecology, i did a google image search for lindsay lohan and found this:

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq-lohan-drama-intv-mtv.jpg

this will serve to illustrate my chapter entitled "K-rowr."

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/1880/lindsay2.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

holy christ that one's unflattering.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The peeling leads me to believe that it was taken sometime after this one: http://www.llrocks.com/icon9.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

That is one giant tinfoil-wrapped dildo.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

'rachel stevens'

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks a bit like Tiffany Amber Thiessen to me.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, and the noize dud0rz get called frat boys! At least they don't post about wanting to cum on teenage actresses' tits. Jesus Christ.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

shes got small teeth which freak me out for some reason. remind me of baby's teeth.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wait, he's one of them, isn't he.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I mistook Dramarama upthread for Glamorama. Now I'm disappointed.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I do feel a bit "C-man" after posting to this thread sometimes.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost -- those are small?!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe we've all got a little C-Man inside of us. maybe we have.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ew.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

In fact, you might even say we just ate See-Man and he's in our stomachs right now!

― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You're reminding me of that "potato-like sheen" we've talked about before. I don't like that.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i think she looks best when she's freckly and peeling rather than shiny and foundationy, but maybe that's just my own pecularity.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this isn't so much anti-Lindsay as it is anti-"Rolling Stone again summing up a young female celeb by the fact that they can now be legally fucked"
-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), July 28th, 2004

Well Rolling Stone's gotta keep up it's progressive reputation somehow.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

lindsay's just not having a bloody titwanking good day

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rachel" "Stevens"

Lindsay Lohan seems rather too similar to Charlotte Church.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stop looking at that RS cover. It's so frightening. Reminds me of that moment where the ghosts suddenly get angry at the climax Raiders Of The Lost Ark. I also hear Darby O'Gill screaming "the banSHEE!!!" at it.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow... Darby O'Gill...

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean... WOW

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"Darby O'Gill...GET IN."

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

and hey, that was a disney movie! She can be in the remake!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Lindsey Lohan...GET IN...AND LET ME TAP THAT ASS"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot how much I hated the phrase "tap that ass."

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Word

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/rollingstone.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot how much I hated the phrase "tap that ass."
-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...), July 29th, 2004.

Hey, it was the ghostly coach driver saying that, not me.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Results 1 - 9 of about 14 for hot ready legal. (0.20 seconds)

http://www.skagitbusinessmonthly.com/skagitbusiness/sbm2004/march/power.jpg

http://www.landandsea.com/hammerhe.gif

http://www.nda.agric.za/docs/Legal/infoHE66.JPG

http://affiliates.priceline.com/referrals/linkshare/images/links/hot120x90.gif

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit, it won't let me enter a city

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

iuhttp://www.indianajones.dk/Webside/Billeder/Indy-side/Hvor%20er%20de%20nu/Short%20Round.jpg

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - hot ready paralegal - did not match any documents.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

SHORT ROUND

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Best Hilary Duff photo ever

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

(linday lohan's new name)

xpost to myself

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry. My short round picture was supposed to follow Ken C's short round picture.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"tap that ass" yields:
http://www.duke.edu/~tep2/Tap%20that%20Ass!.JPG

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

CUTTY OTM YET AGAIN

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to C on her short rounds

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://users.rcn.com/bbober/zing/zphotos/zlogo_purple.gif

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

We can end this thread better than that...

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

no, actually i think it's perfect. end with a previous joke and a flourish.

FULL CIRCLE.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Gah.

― TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

appletinis?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bizbash.com/content/editorial/mediafiles/e2074sho_02_0425_COPE_1_152.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't mind him, Cutty. He is getting paid per post.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

he's number one!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

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