Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

i just tried to get a tenner on him for top scorer at 8-1 but by the time the site stopped playing with me he was 4s. tempted to just stick the 20 on him and forget about cutting my nose off to spite my face.

"star is born" => doing it in the EPL and not the diddy liga innit

can he do it with a ref not giving an offside 2nd and out-of-play 3rd more like

He's pretty well-equipped for the wet-Stoke test as far as I can tell; plays for the right team and all.

Do you reckon Bolton fans get annoyed that their ground is no longer the intimidating place for soft foreign jessies to go on a wet Wednesday evening in November?

Their ground is kind of wussy though, all those curves. Teams should ditch these modern grounds and move into abandoned industrial wastelands instead. That Braga quarry thing is good - there are derelict mines all over the north for sides looking to build a rep.

Scunthorpe shd move into a hole in the ground oh wait they're already in Scunthorpe

An oil rig in the North Sea, at night, in a force 9 - I'd like to see Agüero try any fancy stuff there

eh? That was a nike ad already tbf!

'a star is born' refers to his newness to the epl this isn't anything sinister guys cmon.

i'm turning into ronan-lite amn't i

Seriously though, i don't why anyone would be surprised/annoyed at those type of reactions. It was ever thus

http://www.footgoal.net/photos/gervinho.jpg

xp Aye, just any excuse to moan about Sky. Haven't done it in a while.

aguero is unreal. his touch and ability to hold the ball is up there with messi, for me. yeah i know its swansea but thats a fantastic 20 mins from a guy who is still probably not even fully match fit.

Think we should take a deep breath before claiming the title for City though. For all we know everyone might be able to put four goals past Swansea.

yeah but no-one else has gareth barry

Eboue ;_;

Dead? Kidnapped?

turkish

This is a bit of a long-shot, but I have this vague memory of being in a pub in Islington on a Friday night back in about 2003 or 2004 and being surprised to see there was a live Premier league game on the TV. I think it might have been Arsenal v Newcastle, but I wouldn't swear to it. Google isn't being particularly helpful on this front. Can anyone confirm if they have shown Premier League games on a Friday night? And if so, what game did I see and when was it?

Yes, there was definitely one around that time and my memory says Arsenal-Newcastle too, because I looked up tickets and it didn't sell out. But I didn't go, I wasn't a diehard gunner then.

I thought you'd always been a true blue gunner-gooner?

26/09/2003 apparently. Do not remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmNtb_3TB4

Thanks

I should've gone, that looks great.

Oof, that Lundberg chip <3

Schalke have said they expect a quick decision on whether Raúl, the former Real Madrid striker, will join Blackburn Rovers

lol yeah a very quick decision indeed

haha

Were Arsenal trying to sell Vela and couldn't find any takers, or was the plan to loan him out for a year all along?

Think the writing was on the wall for Chippy when he couldn't get into the West Brom team.

3 matches for Gervinho, ridiculous.

standard

@Nanas08 Just to make things clear i dont have a facebook so i never said i was leaving with bitterness the guy who said that use a fake account, wah wah wah

"He rang me after I stuck up for him (in September 2009 when Adebayor scored against Arsenal at Eastlands). I said he shouldn't have run to the fans, but they were giving him almighty abuse all game. What are you supposed to do? You stick it up them, which is what he did. It was a bit over the top but I stuck up for him and he rang me to say he appreciated it. I'm sure I'll get on well with him. When he was at it at Arsenal, he was almost unplayable. That's what we want him to do here and there's no reason why he can't do that."

Cech out 4 weeks with a knee injury. Adjust yr fantasy teams accordingly. Can never remember if Hilario is any good or not.

clue's in the name

aptronym innit

ave we signed adebayor or are we just avin a go

No way is Hilario now second-choice keeper at Chelsea? That's ridiculous.

no, it's Hilarious!

Who else do they have?

I wonder how much he's been paid for playing ~20 games in 5 years.

Who else do they have?

Ross Turnbull

They also signed this guy then loaned him immediately to Atletico Madrid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thibaut_Courtois

they have Turnbull too, though as I assume he signed in order to quietly see out the last ten years of his career on the bench I don't know if actually playing him would be a good idea. (xp)

Turnbull is there purely because of homegrown rules, right? I don't think even he can remember if he is any good or not.

"I find it frustrating with Joey Barton how he's not in the England squad," Cattermole told BBC Newcastle.

"There's no doubting his ability, but they [the England management team] see him as some problem."

"I don't understand it, I think he would do well for the England side."

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