Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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3-0? who scored?

kun sounds like he is going to be the best pl player of the decade after 5 minutes.

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

don't know who the 'expert' on this espn stream i'm watching is but his assessment of kun earlier was basically "we'll see a lot more of him and he'll score many a goals" and i'm almost prepared to agree

― sonderangerbot, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

aguero the bomb already

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck, he's gonna be good isn't he?

― Number None, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

Silva with goal kun with the assist. does that get you ff points a hoy?

― pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

assist does; don't have silva for some absurd reasons.

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

that goal was nuts

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

are we accumulating ilx ff draft points already

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

cos if so fuck a doyle peno and carroll disallowed goal obv

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone seen anything of savic(who's just come on for City)?

― pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

That shot of a forlorn Balotelli is making me sad now, such a range of emotions in this match.

― boxall, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

BACKPASS FUNTIMES

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

lol i was thinking of my other ff team but hope first week counts on the draft now!

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

dat save!

― zappi, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

yeah thw swansea gk has been great, even the first goal was a stretch to call a mistake

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

leroy lita on for you a hoy

― pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

ll cool, j

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

― boxall, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

FUCK!!! Aguero bangs in a 25 yarder

― pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

WHY THE HELL AM I ONLY LISTENING TO THIS

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

2 goals and 1 assist in 30 mins.

― pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

Almost as good as Marvin Martin.

― boxall, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

almost as good as serge makofo ffs

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

o_OOO <3

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

city are gonna walk this aren't they?

― second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

Wolves still firmly in 4th place btw, lest we forget

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

Mike Dean gives Kun the match ball. Does he think he got a hat trick?

― pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

city are gonna walk this aren't they?

― second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:52 (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah think its already over

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

Man City goal: Class. Pure class. And a Premier League debut that could not have gone better. Sergio Aguero picks the ball up 25 yards out, takes a touch, and then hammers a dipping strike into the corner brilliantly. An absolute jaffer.

Sam Lyon: Making Fetch Happen

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

4-0 loss but still think Michel Vorm had a very decent debut.

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

odds on aguero not startin next game still strong imo

xp yeah vorm was good, though tbh i'd worry about his position for the last goal ahead of anything else

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

Wet Tuesday at Stoke dudes, wet Tuesday at Stoke. But yeah, dude looks amazing.

― Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

wtf with all this "star is born" shite re. aguero.

― Chris, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

everybody knows you're nobody until you've gubbed Swansea in the Premier League

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

but can he do it on a wet wednesday in stoke?

― Chris, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

next thing his inlaws will be using his newfound fame to try and make a name for themselves

― nakhchivan, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

Most of the comments on the guardian site seem to be amazed at how good Aguero looked tonight. They're like the Talksport cretin who hadn't heard of David Silva.

― pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

i just tried to get a tenner on him for top scorer at 8-1 but by the time the site stopped playing with me he was 4s. tempted to just stick the 20 on him and forget about cutting my nose off to spite my face.

― second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

"star is born" => doing it in the EPL and not the diddy liga innit

― do I hear 51, 51, 51... I'll give you 51, 51, 51 (cozen), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

can he do it with a ref not giving an offside 2nd and out-of-play 3rd more like

― r|t|c, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

He's pretty well-equipped for the wet-Stoke test as far as I can tell; plays for the right team and all.

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

Do you reckon Bolton fans get annoyed that their ground is no longer the intimidating place for soft foreign jessies to go on a wet Wednesday evening in November?

― Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

Their ground is kind of wussy though, all those curves. Teams should ditch these modern grounds and move into abandoned industrial wastelands instead. That Braga quarry thing is good - there are derelict mines all over the north for sides looking to build a rep.

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 15 August 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Scunthorpe shd move into a hole in the ground oh wait they're already in Scunthorpe

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

An oil rig in the North Sea, at night, in a force 9 - I'd like to see Agüero try any fancy stuff there

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 15 August 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

eh? That was a nike ad already tbf!

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

'a star is born' refers to his newness to the epl this isn't anything sinister guys cmon.

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

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