Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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Hollywood DNA?

― boxall, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

For balance and to ensure it's not overlooked, Fat Frank is a diving shit btw

― Upt0eleven, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

Lampard was a bit more subtle than Torres but yeah, agreed.

― Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

WOODGATE???

― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

maybe it's because I can't remember his playing style and am judging only on continental hairstyle, but Woodgate seems a bit classy for Stoke's provincial pub brawler shtick.

― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

that or there aren't enough azn ppl in stoke for him to attack

― nakhchivan, Sunday, 14 August 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

woodgate's the archetype classy centre half, yeah

Did he really have to move from boro because CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

woah woah, wait a second. seriously, what was the deal with that sagnarooney hybrid pic cos it's freaking me out??

― second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

cudiccini to celtic rumour on the go. seems improbable imo.

― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

cudicini even

― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

Is that what they did to Sagna's face? I knew it looked wrong but I couldn't imagine how or why it would have been doctored.

― boxall, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

exactly, why? it's nightmarish.

― second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54598000/jpg/_54598424_54598422.jpg

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

Express and Star keep bumping this "Arsenal Swoop for Jarv" rumour oh god please please please

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 August 2011 07:05 (fourteen years ago)

He looks too much like Senderos, never happening.

― James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 07:57 (fourteen years ago)

Stoke City star Jermaine Pennant has left the mother of his child for a North Staffordshire glamour model.
The winger has dumped 27-year-old fiancee Lara Murphy for Hartshill's Alice Goodwin.

Maybe she get to keep the Porsche.

― James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 08:22 (fourteen years ago)

*gets*

― James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 08:23 (fourteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure Woodgate played virtually every game for Boro, god knows how he managed that.

AVB is already moaning about Stoke's style of play WELCOME BACK TO ENGLAND, ANDRE.

― Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 09:22 (fourteen years ago)

lesson for Barton here - proper hard man Alan Shearer barely blinks but the slapper is still sent off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10WpPVyoAZ0

iirc Keane said in his book his only regret about this incident is that he didn't throw a punch instead. I'm sure Gervinho feels the same way.

― the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:24 (fourteen years ago)

well yeah, as well be dismissed for a sheep as for a lamb

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:26 (fourteen years ago)

More LOLz from Kenny

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:57 (fourteen years ago)

Five ex-Celtic players managing in the Premiership!

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:58 (fourteen years ago)

Yet only one in the SPL, managing Celtic. I wonder why Scottish chairman are so much less likely to employ former Celtic players as managers...

― the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

Five and a half, if Owen Coyle turning out for Celtic Legends counts

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:35 (fourteen years ago)

I think the phrase commonly used round these parts for Coyle is "Celtic minded".

― the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:40 (fourteen years ago)

Not 'alf!

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

Dalglish, Lambert, McCarthy, Kean - who's number five?

― Merdeyeux, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:28 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah, Moyes. NVRMND

― Merdeyeux, Monday, 15 August 2011 11:29 (fourteen years ago)

Kean's a bit of a stretch tbh - he never made a first team appearance.

― the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 11:36 (fourteen years ago)

Oh shit John Obi Mikel's dad kidnapped in Nigeria...

― Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

aw fuck

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

aw fuck

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

song charged

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

fucking PRS at it again

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 August 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

Man City squad: £249m
Swansea squad: £12m

― boxall, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

Getting rid of Robbie Keane: Priceless

― Number None, Monday, 15 August 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

haha
thought keane retired when he left Liverpool tbh, or earlier.

― pandemic, Monday, 15 August 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

mccourt for liverpool must be mega fake surely

― do I hear 51, 51, 51... I'll give you 51, 51, 51 (cozen), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

if ever a squad needed a difficult midfielder to fit into a system...

― the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

5live making this sound like city being pwned?

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

boring match so far, neither side really on top

― the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

Aguero and Super Mario on the bench :(

― the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

mancini hates fun

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, city are battlin for 3rd again already this season

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

^tbomb xp

Silva looking lively, City starting to up the pressure.

― the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

That was beautiful, I'm not going to complain about this team as long as they keep two of Johnson Silva & Aguero on the pitch at all times.

― boxall, Monday, 15 August 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

dzeko still available for the fantasy thing i wonders

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

"The central defender should get the cigar out." Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson, 15/08/2011

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

i've been folding it over in my mind and i still have no idea what he was on about.

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

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