Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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Gotta say offloading Gomes on United was a stroke of genius from Harry.

― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.uefa.com/imgml/TP/players/9/2010/324x324/1901746.jpg

― James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

Might have to rethink having Rooney in my fantasy team. Feels too wrong to be happy when he scores. Leaves me feeling dirty tbh
Well done Ireland's Shane Long.

― pandemic, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

Great half.

― boxall, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

Thought United looked very good (apart from Taibi)

― My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

There's no point condemning De Gea at this stage, but it's certainly gonna make things interesting this season.

― Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

it's not condemning him to say he's been pure shit so far, tbf. It's just accurate feedback

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

For us it is, but if one of his teammates starts tweeting the same accurate feedback or w/e, that would probably not be helpful for the development of a 20-year-old keeper.

― boxall, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

Wilshere took indirect shots at Arshavin & Gervinho yesterday over said medium, it was dispiriting. Misspelled the latter's name twice as well.

― boxall, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Seems reasonable for people who don't like Man Utd to want to contribute to a pressure cooker atmosphere around their goalkeeper which may result in him going mental and throwing a load of goals in over the course of the season

― MPx4A, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

only reasonable if necessary

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

Anderson was great for 20 minutes, then went on a 40-yard-sprint past three or four players around 21' (leading I think to Nani shooting over), and I don't think he's caught his breath yet.

― boxall, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

Vidic and Ferdinand both crocked already

― My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

Ferdinand injured? You surprise me.

― pandemic, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

Hurrah!

― My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

United's Mr Reliable strikes again.

― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

I thought luck was a lady

― Gukbe, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

og in a return to form!

― pandemic, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

If he can recapture his 09-10 form Utd will walk this.

― pandemic, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

Maddening refusal by De Gea to take advantage of Foster being out of his net. Could have totally redeemed himself

― Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

"Sort it out slaphead" - please sign Joey Barton Harry!

― jel --, Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

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― James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 August 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

r keane gone to galaxy!

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

r keane gone to galaxy!

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/180509-1/Cheerleaders_freakout.gif

Did we get any money for him?

― Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

Hollywood DNA?

― boxall, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

For balance and to ensure it's not overlooked, Fat Frank is a diving shit btw

― Upt0eleven, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

Lampard was a bit more subtle than Torres but yeah, agreed.

― Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

WOODGATE???

― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

maybe it's because I can't remember his playing style and am judging only on continental hairstyle, but Woodgate seems a bit classy for Stoke's provincial pub brawler shtick.

― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

that or there aren't enough azn ppl in stoke for him to attack

― nakhchivan, Sunday, 14 August 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

woodgate's the archetype classy centre half, yeah

Did he really have to move from boro because CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

woah woah, wait a second. seriously, what was the deal with that sagnarooney hybrid pic cos it's freaking me out??

― second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

cudiccini to celtic rumour on the go. seems improbable imo.

― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

cudicini even

― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

Is that what they did to Sagna's face? I knew it looked wrong but I couldn't imagine how or why it would have been doctored.

― boxall, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

exactly, why? it's nightmarish.

― second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54598000/jpg/_54598424_54598422.jpg

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 August 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

Express and Star keep bumping this "Arsenal Swoop for Jarv" rumour oh god please please please

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 August 2011 07:05 (fourteen years ago)

He looks too much like Senderos, never happening.

― James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 07:57 (fourteen years ago)

Stoke City star Jermaine Pennant has left the mother of his child for a North Staffordshire glamour model.
The winger has dumped 27-year-old fiancee Lara Murphy for Hartshill's Alice Goodwin.

Maybe she get to keep the Porsche.

― James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 08:22 (fourteen years ago)

*gets*

― James Mitchell, Monday, 15 August 2011 08:23 (fourteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure Woodgate played virtually every game for Boro, god knows how he managed that.

AVB is already moaning about Stoke's style of play WELCOME BACK TO ENGLAND, ANDRE.

― Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2011 09:22 (fourteen years ago)

lesson for Barton here - proper hard man Alan Shearer barely blinks but the slapper is still sent off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10WpPVyoAZ0

iirc Keane said in his book his only regret about this incident is that he didn't throw a punch instead. I'm sure Gervinho feels the same way.

― the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:24 (fourteen years ago)

well yeah, as well be dismissed for a sheep as for a lamb

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:26 (fourteen years ago)

More LOLz from Kenny

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:57 (fourteen years ago)

Five ex-Celtic players managing in the Premiership!

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 09:58 (fourteen years ago)

Yet only one in the SPL, managing Celtic. I wonder why Scottish chairman are so much less likely to employ former Celtic players as managers...

― the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

Five and a half, if Owen Coyle turning out for Celtic Legends counts

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:35 (fourteen years ago)

I think the phrase commonly used round these parts for Coyle is "Celtic minded".

― the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:40 (fourteen years ago)

Not 'alf!

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

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