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And what the hell is this?!!

http://files.dmusic.com/music/h/a/halfdeaf/John_Kerry_Vietnam.JPG

Dear fellow ILXors, we might be going out of our depth here! Excpet to hear a knocking on your door anytime!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm questioning whether Wayne rocks the acoustic. He seems much more the type for the shitty strat/jackson-clone running into a line 6 pod, which he hooked up to his computer.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

I thought about that, too, PP, esp. since the photo is labelled "!!!!!!!!!!"

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

And dude's left foot is all wet. TEHY ALL CAME BACK TO WAYNE'S PLACE TO "DRY OFF".

(Hence why he carried his beer up to the bedroom.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Maybe Roxy's friend found Wayne & Co through a GIS, and was taken so with it that he's now hosting it on his own website.

haha, bingo

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Also, she appears to have stepped in the same puddle as our hero Wayne did.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

and that is him upthread looking like wayne coyne

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Okay, so we're off the Knoxville scent, then.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

thank god

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

That Pizza Hut isn't off of Chapman, is it Roxy?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

You've spoiled it now, Roxy!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

What's that on Krissy's wrist?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

yes, it is actually on chapman

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

But there's still the original mystery, I guess...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Hair clip. Ready for dancing later, but came with hair "done" to impress Wayne's roomate.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

king of prussia isn't that hilly -- i doubt that wendy's is there.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

My theory: It's the room in the apartment where the video games live (def. not a dorm, because a dorm wouldn't have a duct-taped AC, because of insurance and stuff). Athlete-girl's boyfriend lives there, which is why she's more comfortable, and he's currently out of the shot playing video games with another out-of-shot person. Limited seating means non-players have to sit on the bed. Note that Hooters-guy could very easily be looking at the TV, not at the girls. The girls have no interest in the game, and are anxious for it to end so they can smoke another bowl and go on to the party in some other apartment's basement.

I had to de-lurk for this, because it brought back the college memories.

― nory (nory), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

What's that on Krissy's wrist?

A bracelet, obviously.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

what's that just to the left of the led zep flag on the wall, above his pillow? a rosary?

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Hair clip. Ready for dancing later, but came with hair "done" to impress Wayne's roomate.

otm

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

yes, it is actually on chapman

I'm just glad that the last twenty minutes of my life weren't for nothing.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Oh, come Tuomas, you thought the guy hosting the pic was the original guy's dad. You are kicked off the case.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

They look kinda same, don't they?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

go cum on a baby

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

That wasn't nice. :(

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

if middle girl's shoes are off, she has mighty odd-shaped feet

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

http://files.dmusic.com/music/h/a/halfdeaf/tylercar2.jpg
http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/5373/wenpizknox7to.jpg

There's even a McDonald's next door.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Awesome.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

http://notgonnahappen.ytmnd.com/

― LAWL, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

This has all been James Frey's greatest triumph.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I used to live close to there, PP.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Hey the miller is in one of those newish fridge packs. A clue.

― andy --, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Yeah Ally, I forget every once in a while, but I do maintain that Tuomas left ILX a few months ago and that "lixnixn" is a parody-Tuomas.

!!!

It all makes sense!

...where are you getting all this info, jw?

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

So, let's see:

It was raining outside. Chix are not the residents here, and Wayne may or may not be. He appears to be watching the television. Taken in college setting, but prolly not in a dorm - a shared apartment in a college town.

A new one - since neither Wayne nor Kelly are paying attention to the camera, but Krissy is, it tells me she was there to see someone behind the camera - either taking or actually just not in range of the shot. Either way, it appears no "Say Cheese!" was uttered. Or Wayne and Kelly already smoked a bowl.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

theresa otm re: middle girl's feet.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

I have been in the situation pictured. Not uncommon in small town, rural Midwest.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

a shared apartment in a college town.
If it's an apartment, why aren't they in the living room? (Don't answer that.) I'm inclined to say it's Mom's house or older cousin's house.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

garage apartment or effiency

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

i have also been to many a party that looks like this at rit campus apartments. except there, the girls weren't as hot.
xxxpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Sam and Theresa appear to be right: those are black shoes. I also don't think it was raining, or else the wetness would be dispersed over a larger area. A puddle is possible, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Because the games are in Wayne's room? Because maybe there are roommates who have already taken over the living room for the night?

If the grey thing on the right is an oversized television set (completely plausible), what are those white flaps that make the right border of the picture look like a file tab?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

totally brilliant thread. makes ilx all worth it. thank you roxy!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:04 (twenty years ago)

it is my fondest wish that some day the beardo in the picture will come across this thread. totally by accident while googling for nintendo games or something

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

No one is addressing the pink bow on the dresser. Whose is it? It sort of looks like a gift bow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

that's not a bow, it's speaker wire!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

interesting optical illusion though

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Oh!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

it is my fondest wish that some day the beardo in the picture will come across this thread. totally by accident while googling for nintendo games or something
While googling "King of Prussia Hooters"

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

This is easily one of my favorite ILE threads ever too!

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:08 (twenty years ago)

so he has a playstation too right? that's a GTA case there on the shelf above the dvd player?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

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