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Perhaps "This is the lonely commiseration thread" would be a more apt title. Or would that be too sad?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Less talk of the sadness, more talk of the sexing.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus CHILLAX FOLKZ0RZ

Less talk of the sadness, more talk of the sexing.

Luna, I think you're the shizzle, fo nizzle, and I'd have my wizzle wit yizzle all nizzle, ya dizzle?

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Word, yo.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Snoop-speak aside, I'm quite serious.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to say "Well done, Tuomas" but then read the rest of your posts and got all sad. I hope that something turns out alright for you.

Seems like Luna's posts are writing the story of my life right now.

I guess I'm just being crabby. I'm sick and I'm tired and I'm lonely and I'm so sick and tired of being lonely. If Adolf Hitler can have a girlfriend, why can;t I find someone to love me?

This feels so OTM it hurts. Except not so extreme, more like I look round my friends and colleagues and even random strangers and feel like "crikey, if they can find someone to put up with them, why can't I?" only that just makes me more depressed and lonely.

I still keep having random crying jags nearly every morning, it seems like lately. And I still have bursts of anger at my ex for dumping me so horribly. But then I try to remind myself that I was lonely and miserable a lot of the time even when I was *with* him.

Less talk of sadness, more talk of sexing... sigh. I try to write horny wank porn, and halfway through it stops being about the horny porn and starts being about sweet and tender moments like sitting eating breakfast in caffs and tender moments in the bathtub washing his hair and long, urgent conversations about random stuffs.

I don't miss having a boyfriend, I miss having a best friend. :-(

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus, this is depressing.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I can still write the horny wank porn; I'm not sure if this is good or bad.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

And I heartily apologize for having brought this thread down.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)

(And Andrew, I would so take you up on that right now...)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry, I seem to have lowered the tone even further. I shouldn't have been so honest, I should have just JW-ed the thread with giant naked photos of libertines getting it on. I just can't even get my care on for that right now.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/underwear.jpg

hi dere

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, I like you best when you're being brutally honest about yourself. (It is, to me, infinitely preferable to reading you obsess about dirty dronerock boys or whatever it is you're into these days!) I just find it depressing because I'm in a pretty shitty situation myself at the moment and all this talk has made me think about it more.

(And Andrew, I would so take you up on that right now...)

Too bad we're separated by a few thousand kilometres of ocean. :-(

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not young enough for Danger Whore, i know. But maybe I'm hairless enough?

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally relate to this, Kate. One of my friends who, to my knowledge, has never really dated anyone, has begun a relationship, and while I'm certainly happy for the said friend, I can't stop thinking, "Why not me too?".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course you should be honest, kate. I'm so sorry you're having to go through this, and if I could, I would kick J0e square in the nuts for this.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan, you've got it goin' ON.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm taking that picture down right now. I am filled with shame.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think Jon's being particularly bastardly, here. You have to expect some people to react in that way when discussing personal issues in an open forum (which is why I rarely, if ever, choose to do so).

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan, your naked body looks remarkably like mine!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

You have not seen my naked body. Few have. Except... well, nevermind.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has started to sex up again!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps I should post a semi-naked pic of myself too! Or the picture of me in drag...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, there's always email...

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has started to sex up again!

M I S S I O N A C C O M P L I S H E D

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Speaking of email, Luna, do you still use msn?

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yup, [email protected]

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hrmm, I have you on my list but you appear offline. Meh.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna clearly wants to send someone a dirty pic.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Or not...

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(And I kinda hope that someone is me.)

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you look closely at the email I sent you the other day, K?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:28 (twenty-one years ago)

If I wasn't at work I'd send a dirty picture or two...

Although I'm quite clean, generally - sorry Kate.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna -- I did not. You may want to send it again.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

check the first one I replied to yours with - it shows as having an attachment for me.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that you up there, Kenan? Nice body, yes, but I'm more of a boxers sort of girl...

Sorry, Andrew, but I *don't* prefer myself when I'm being brutally honest. I actually find it more depressing to contemplate the exact dimensions of the hole that I've dug for myself.

Obsessing about dronerock boys is like some kind of drug that makes me feel temporarily better about myself, my life, my emotions or lack thereof, a temporary kick, but then again, those are the best ones? It's better than turning to smack, isn't it?

I hate myself even more when I drone on endlessly about my problems and my loneliness. There are some people on this board that do this to a fault, and it makes me sick to my stomach that I could be doing something like that. I want to kick myself in the teeth and scream "JUST GET OVER IT ALREADY!" I'd rather concentrate on being happy and fun and hold onto whatever makes me feel that way.

Besides, when I'm banging on about DDB's and people say "Stop it you cunt" it doesn't hurt because that's not really who I am. When I'm banging on about my depression/loneliness and people say "Stop it you cunt" then that feels like being kicked in a very soft and tender part of my stomach and that really hurts.

Sorry, I should be talking about sexing, but I'm not. :-(

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

It may seem weird, but lots of times I wish I could just give you a hug, Kate. I've often wanted to kick my own teeth in and I've screamed 'get the fuck over it already' at myself more times than I can count, but it just doesn't help. You get over it when you get over it and not a moment before.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

luna -- Check your email.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

How right you are, Luna.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Aawww, thanks, Luna. A hug is just about the best reaction you can give to someone who feels like kicking themselves in the teeth, in that weird emotional anti-logic.

I often feel like talking about it prevents me from getting over it.

But then not talking about it makes it become an obsession or a thoughtworm, which is next to impossible to get over.

You're right. You get over it when you get over it.

You're so OTM on this thread, I wish I could give *you* a hug!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

you are right luna. and isn't it such a fantastic feeeling though, that moment when you realise you are over it?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It really is.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

hell, if anyone else wants pictorial email, let me know. you have five minutes.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll let you know when and if it ever happens.

It's at the point where a note scribbled on the back of some forwarded mail (how freaking tacky is that? If you've got something to say to me, say it, you f*cking passive aggressive cunt) can send me spiralling into anger and depression for days.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

kate, if it makes you feel any better, i have always felt your particular brand of pain, and i have (unlike some others) never though less of you for being overtly sexual around here. (I'd be one to talk, for one thing.)

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ive spent the last hour trawling the net for pictures of my current crush - the phones4u advert quiz guy - to no avail :(

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

hell, if anyone else wants pictorial email, let me know. you have five minutes.

Me!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

You've got mail.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Tuomas is in for a real treat.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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