Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Please tell me we still have Bebe?

There's good news and bad news...

lol

Having not seen it earlier, that was a horrible dive by Suarez for the penalty

It was a penalty though. Maybe the theatrics influenced the ref to only give a yellow, in which case fair enough (even if hisnext touch would have been to pass the ball in).

Absolute letter of the law it's a penalty, but Richardson basically just just lays his hands on Suarez and he clips his legs together and swan dives. We all know he's a seasoned diver though so it's not a surprise.

Looking for a penalty + red card shouldn't be a more attractive option than just scoring, really.

thought richardson catches his back leg?

Not to my eyes and i just watched it multiple times on MOTD

hmm

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Bad shirt, shoes and views from shearer again. Sort it out slaphead......

Oh I love it

lol

He's also admitted he dived to get Gervinho sent off.

piersmorgan Piers Morgan

@Joey7Barton if it was all about being macho, I'd be in Arsenal's starting line-up tomorrow....

oh god i shouldn't be quoting from twitter but joey barton is just the best irl troll

@RealArshavin: It is good to know @Joey7Barton goes down as easy as my first girlfriend.. #limplikealadyboy

that's never him

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/incoming/article744197.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/sagna.jpg

Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp is plotting a sensational swoop for Arsenal full-back Bacary Sagna.

And it is believed Sagna would be prepared to make the move to the Gunners’ bitter north London rivals.

That Sagna story is obvious bullshit.

Dunno about Carroll, by all accounts he should be great and he'll get a shedload of service but I dunno, could be a Spurs 2011 situation.

Carroll's too expensive not to play, which is a problem in itself

not sure the story itself was what was being pointed out there with sagna

didnt see any of the liverpool game but 4-4-1-1 doesnt strike me as the best use of talents available tbh

The Sagna story is almost as false as the photo they used.

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/725/campbellpresentation.png

Joel Campbell gets to work recycling Coke bottles to make his own 'official' shirt.

1st half of Stoke-Chelsea was great wasn't it.

Torres, you horrible little fucker

It appears the red-nosed old foul-mouthed drunk is playing his second string side against West Brom, hope the Baggies kick them off the park.

creatively bankrupt oldish Chelsea post-AvGrant midfielders whose reputations are just '00s detrita

Oh wait, Benayoun is coming on for two minutes.

I think you'll find that's the new look Utd team. Nothing second string about it my friend

assuming i'm mid road trip without radio, what's the happy haps

Stoke 0-0 Chelsea FT

what'd torres

'lively', 'sharp'

ta

smalling is a right back?

can be, was good there last week iirc?

torres shd have had a penalty in that game. Stoke are wretched to watch. Loathsome.

torres did look good imo. was he being booed at the start? do people just hate him now cos he's such a cranky child?

why would torres be unpopular?

cranky child

Torres also executed one of the most spectacularly lame dives i've ever seen. Hopefully there'll be a gif of it at some point

he just can't do anything right atm

Rafael dislocated his shoulder in training, is the reason Smalling's playing at right back. He was good there in the Charity Shield, as Darragh said

Good goal by United's new young striker with a full head of hair

To Graeme Souness's assertion that Roman Abramovich had indulged in "an enormous gamble" in triggering his £13.2 million (Dh78.3m) buyout there, he cheerily compares results.

"Souness made comments about it being easy to win at Porto," says Villas-Boas. "It was easy to win at Liverpool in the '90s and the '80s, wasn't it? But he was five years there and didn't win anything."

BOOM! Souness pwned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFDxP2gDCxA

not to defend souness but get yer facts right andre