Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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Bolton goal: That is a jaffer - and from a most unlikely source. It's a touch against the run of play but Bolton care not, Chris Eagles teeing up centre-half Gary Cahill to take a touch and spank home a doozy from 25 yards into the top corner.

when he says "a most unlikely source" he better be referring to the fuckin Chris Eagles assist

― MPx4A, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

lol truth

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

wtf is a jaffer?

― Number None, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

I think in the BBC live text parlance it refers to a goal which particularly embodies the quality of being "off-bang on and the off"

― MPx4A, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah EZ, looks like the defence is back to the frighteningly last ditch but broadly effective glories of the 09/10 season

Totally. That Warnock block was the kind of effort missing from last season.

But if we're counting on Collins to finish, even when he's entirely unmarked, it'll be another long year.

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

think it's bbc slang for a cunted strike

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

shit Jarvis has a won a "penalty"

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

nah it's legit on the replay

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

bollocks Robinson makes a good save from Doyle

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

and the stream dies in protest

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

yes-no-yes

― My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

(in other words, you did score in the end nv)

― My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

In topshop w/ the mrs, fml

― r|t|c, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

sweet i wondered, could see somebody running onto it as the picture froze

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

On-bang off-and the on penalty action from the Wolves there

Bobby Z putting two really good chances straight at Given

― MPx4A, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

haha it was Wardy

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

the twat

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

Fulham came out with some fire to start the second. Villa better get it together.

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

my stream has decided that pool-sndrlnd more interesting to come back to in the second half, wise move imo

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

Sunderland!

― My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

Peach

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck off Heskey, I can't believe he and Agbonlahor are a starting pair of forwards in 11-12.

― boxall, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

LARSSON: Gareth Bale of the 11/12

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

We've been offering up too many quarter-chances today, when a good one came up they were ready for it.

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

Gyan and Sessegnon look pretty dangerous together - could be a terrific partnership.

― Matt DC, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

now i've got a working picture again it looks like i've won my bet with our elliot that Foley wd be our first substitute of the new season. we're playing some nice shit tho, not saying Doyle-Fletcher will set the division on fire but they might cause a few friction burns

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

Back to good old Dirk

― Number None, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

Liverpool '77 slightly delayed?

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

Roberts is gonna get a double yellow for dissent in a minute

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

'... and Heskey takes too long to get off a shot."

Sigh.

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

It's Goodwillie time

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

Heskey should've retired 3 seasons ago

― historyyy (prettylikealaindelon), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

u mis-typed 10 there

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

Goodwillie on for Pedersen, kinda glad they've took Pedersen off tbh

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

Johnson's carrying a knock :(

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

we need to kill this game. so let's bring Big George on for Jarvis.

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

I'd forgotten all about Meireles, rocking a Travis Bickle look today.

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

1627: Not exactly a goal-fest yet today is it? Worry not, though, people - Newcastle v Arsenal is on later. There's no chance of that not throwing up some goals.

one bbc meme i hate is 'goals = good football everything else sucks'

also journalists having their picture/mugshot involved is neveragl

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

oh, QPR.

― jel --, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

Warnock out :(

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

everyone out, 'cept abel

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

liverpool's been really entertaining imo, hope they keep up this routine of one half of creative attacking football and a second of just ruining it all for lols the whole season.

― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

Riise (elder) going to be good for Fulham I think.

― boxall, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

QPR getting trashed

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

Barton startin'

― MPx4A, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

Bolton need to get the goal-scoring in early. Upcoming fixture list means there'll be a lot of sitting back/getting thrashed.

― Gukbe, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

i thought barton had left?

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

No takers yet on a free transfer.

― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

Maierhofer gets 2 minutes :|

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

Stephen Hunt man of the match imo

― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

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