this really is a disgrace
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
I'd be really angry if england declare and india hardly bat due to "bad light" and the session is wasted.
Get them back out. Its bullshit!
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
here we go.
I'll be really pissed off now if Cook gets out after his concentration being disturbed. lol
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
who was that woman that came on to talk to the umpires and they called the players out right after? She obviously talked sense into them.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
woooo england finally get 700 for the 1st time in my lifetime. Another one of my alltime wants gone. :)
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
erasing my memory of pakistan scoring over 700 and javed miandad 280 of them
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)
what a year!
Pity cook wont make 401 really that's pretty much the only one left battingwise since 1000 runs is never gonna happen.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)
awww cook out 294
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
oof.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
declared too I think
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
KING PAIR!
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 12 August 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
dearie me, sounded like a terrible shot. hope India get their act together before The Oval.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 12 August 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
India's form is realy depressing.
Its great that Eng will take that no1 spot, but I wanted a contest ffs!
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 August 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
Eng in SA should provide that, proper heavyweight fight...
― Neil S, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)
looked like it was heading to a draw before lunch. now five wickets for seven runs. boggling how bad india have been.
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
Tendulkar out for 91 :(
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
I don't think even Bangladesh have been this bad in England
He pushed his luck for that score tbf. I think Prior gifted him his innings by failing to appeal for the stumping yesterday evening.
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)
1 wicket away from whitewash.
― Neil S, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)
All over, India lamentably poor, England excellent though.
― Neil S, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
well that was easy. england in england are sirius bizness.
― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)
it was the pieterson/bell partnership on Friday what done it; 350 runs without india ever even looking like taking a wicket.
think there may have been one appeal, possibly two in five hours of batting.
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
i wonder if the zaheer khan injury was a factor of any sort in the series
― zvookster, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)
i mean a factor of any great size
Was there on Friday. Watching Bell and Pietersen bat was the best batting I have seen. Certainly with Zaheer Khan they lost a good bowler, and also put pressure on less good bowlers. The batting's been pisspoor as well though, Dravid aside. England looked very strong throughout in all areas, apart from some poor slip fielding at Trent Bridge, was it?
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)
Lord's they dropped a few, catching got better and better IMO. I was at Trent Bridge on the Sunday, it was a whipping, never seen a Test team look so ragged.
― Neil S, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)
I was there on Friday as well and couldn't have hoped for a better day's cricket. Bell clipping himself two consecutive, identical sixes to the same guy in the crowd was brilliant. Mishra had a torrid time and couldn't penetrate the attack at all. 170 runs for 0 must be painful.
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)
Something like the 8th worst figures ever in Tests for Mishra.
― Neil S, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)
it's very satisfying to see England actually good at cricket, plenty of false starts (nassers side, the ashes team getting injured and losing focus) but this team should hopefully be great for years to come.
haha the swanny & jimmy show on sky again is hilarious
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)
jesus, look at the size of the Test Mace!
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
hahahahaha never seen that before
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
Patel's bat broke as he hit the ball to cover and he was left holding the handle
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)
oh man that was funny
Fantastic finish to the Championship. Looks like Lancashire might just do it, but it's certainly going to be tight if wickets fall.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)
They need 170 odd runs by the close of play... could be done?
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
They're ahead of the rate at the moment, certainly. Looking good for it. Not sure what fields Somerset are setting. Out of Warwickshire's hands unless someone goes berserk with ball and bat.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
I imagine that is what LJ is hoping for.
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)
He'll have to go and piss on the Rose Bowl pitch pretty quickly. Dead as a dodo.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)
Lancs 104 from 14 overs. Need another 107 from 14.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)
Think that's right.
Make that from 18. Should do it. All wickets in hand.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
in a one day match, you'd back the batting side IMO. Depends on the fields Somerset are setting, as you say above- they have nothing to play for, but you'd expect them to give it a go fielding wise?
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
Yep, definitely. Any worth in Somerset putting everyone on the boundary? At the moment, Lancs are hitting boundaries galore, and Somerset aren't taking any wickets. Can understand Somerset setting attacking fields at the beginning, as Lancs have to play shots, but that hasn't worked.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)
Wicket at Taunton. 130-1. Need another 81. Still cruising.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)
Come on you Nothern bastards
― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)
First outright title in 77 years if they do it.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)
they split it one year IIRC?
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
Yep. Apparently shared with Surrey in '55, oh wikipedia says '50.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)
2 down now, suddenly looking a lot more difficult. First time I can remember hitting F5 repeatedly on a county championship scorecard!
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)