Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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I find Stoke almost entirely ignorable tbh. Them bringing the laughs/rage on here is their highest purpose for me.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:51 (fourteen years ago)

while they have shawx they will forever be #1 evil

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

Will always hate Stoke discussion on ILX for when Pennant signed for them and everyone ignored my "Pennant is coming for a bowl of lobby and he loikes it very much, duck" line.

James Mitchell, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:04 (fourteen years ago)

I thought Stoke were building reasonably cheaply and financially sensibly? Although breaking the bank on Palacios and Crouch may change that. Pennant might be on faintly stupid wages as well I suppose.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

i know theyre being bankrolled by coates to a large extent even despite the strong support, but outside of transfer fees opinion seems to differ on what kind of wages they're doling out - if dean whitehead is on like 50k a week then it's not so great

r|t|c, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:13 (fourteen years ago)

does strike me i need to stfu before fate arranges them breaking adel

r|t|c, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fgHi9.png

..says Frank "Frankie 'Fat Frank' Lamps" Lampard.

James Mitchell, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

It's not actually him though is it

Number None, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, it appears not. That would have been very sad were it him.

James Mitchell, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

stoke are ok are stokie

Pulis clumsily trying to build a siege mentality around them is prob their most objectionable characteristic. Your boys are big boys tony they can take a little stick

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

pulis' hat fucking annoys me. looks like he's in the NRA or going fishing constantly.

LocalGarda, Friday, 12 August 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

Steampunk Stoke are great, love em.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

Jose Enrique insists his £6million switch from Newcastle to Liverpool is all about glory - not cash.

Weird thing to have to say. Why would anyone in their right mind stay at Newcastle when they could move to Liverpool?

Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

hang on what year is it?

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

he was in contract negotiations with newcastle so presumably he could be accused of leaving purely cos they didn't offer him enough or whatever.

LocalGarda, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

well, dunno if he actually began negotiations but nufc wanted to.

LocalGarda, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

Just for the record: I have nothing against Stoke, either.

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

I thought Stoke were a brave side last season

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

It's useful to have a pool of sides you don't much care about, in the event of close relegation scraps and such, so for that reason I vaguely approve of them.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

Bolton's new signing Chris Eagles has questioned the wisdom of going ahead with Saturday's Premier League opener at QPR.

'If you're playing you never know what might happen. They could ransack the pitch.

'You don't know what they're capable of. We want to be safe. If a fire blows up you could get caught in the middle of it.'

r|t|c, Friday, 12 August 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

That's the Bolton spirit!

Gukbe, Friday, 12 August 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

Chris Eagles o_O

Didn't know he was EPL worthy (still).

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 12 August 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nhcv6Ho3ic

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

We're 4-4-2 with Fletcher and Doyle up front. And Maierhofer on the bench! Maybe I'm still pished from last night. Maybe we shd've tried to get a left back during the close.

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

Looking at the Liverpool and Sunderland teams, this must be a pretty exciting moment to be a fan of either - such different looking lineups to last season. Gonna watch this game I think - intrigued by nu-Liverpool.

Matt DC, Saturday, 13 August 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

YES FOOTBALL IS BACK YAY

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

That had to be a red card. First reaction was a dive though.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

LOLs Suarez

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

Aw jeez. Going to be a long season.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

dive, red card, lol

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

Keiron Dyer injured? NO WAY

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

It wasn't a dive btw, he just made it look like one. If that isn't a red though, what is?

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

ok not a dive.

This craic about 'he was heading away from goal' is fuckin nonsense, that's a red all day

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

xp

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

That'll do. They're looking great so far.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

suarez top goalscorer

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

If he can do that in every game then Charlie Adam will be a fucking brilliant signing for you guys.

Matt DC, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

gerrard who-llier

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

stream sucks. doyle currently sporting a turban. blackburn making all the running so far. ward still shit.

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

suarez looks the shit tbh

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

i've currently only got final score on - ilx wanna pick a game for me to stream?

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

penalty to wigan.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

oh awesome, 4 stooges in defence, Blackburn 1-0

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

wigan scored, norwich losing.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone know a decent stream for the Liverpool game? My usual avenues aren't cutting it today

Number None, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

fletcher :D f u venkys

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

im gonna go qpr-bolton

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

FLETCHER

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

this stream is stuttery as fuck :(

Blackburn worse than us at the back sans Samba

referee given us fuck all, wd like to see whether Stearman dived for a yellow or whether it was a penalty on a proper picture

why the fuck do we only wake up when we go behind? going forward we've got some real quality now imo

Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

Lee Cattermole is such a disgusting little shit. I just hate the very sight of him. Adam-Suarez-Downing will be such a creative force - you want to hope Carroll is worth the money with that lot behind him.

Matt DC, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)


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