Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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Blackburn's Christopher Samba, meet transfer target Sol Bamba. Sol Bamba, Christopher Samba.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

get young coleman out of your fantasy teams

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

?? crocked?

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

up to 6mths, ligaments after friendly tackle

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

cryin seam

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

srsly he is a good player

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

Fucks sake. That's awful

― Number None, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

yeah good player, esp going frwd, gave us a torrid time in the Hodgson derby.

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

i like him, irish bale obvs

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

Trapp probably wasn't going to pick him anyway

― Number None, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

true

― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

get cesc out of your fantasy teams

― Chris, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

injured? SOLD???

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

killed

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

LOOOOOOOOOOL

£25m + £5m in add ons? Or is that just Daily Mail speculation?

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

cesc to barca is the most enervating and boring TRANSFER SAGA of all timessss

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Will be off to Barca within the next 48 years, according to Balague.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

hard pressed to think of a worse

― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Balague also had him off to Barca last summer, the summer before that and the two previous summers.

Guess he's right this time though.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/f8ELf.jpg

just look at the poor fucker, he can hardly keep his eyes open

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

Cesc paying five million of it apparently.

Etoo to Anzhi is a crazy one.

― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

Will be off to Barca within the next 48 years, according to Balague.

hedging his bets a bit there tbh

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

Debut v Real on Sunday then, or will he still be injured?

― Chris, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

just watching an attenborough where a wasp injects its larvae into a caterpillar, which then feeds them out of its own resources before they eat their way out and leave it a dead husk.

As it happens.

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

Eto'o hasn't gone and gone there, has he?!

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

770k pw says he has

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

*gosh*

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

what a waste

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

et to'o, samu

― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

£770k a week a reasonable wage to endure constant racist abuse while sleepwalking past a load of shit defenders into the goal.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

+ buy a nice coat for the winter

― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

@danroan Fabregas is indeed on verge of leaving Arsenal for Barca. Board member I spoke to expects it done by w'end and adamant all funds reinvested

And 'reinvested' had better not mean new contracts for Eboue and Denilson.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe the Highbury condos need refurbishing already.

― boxall, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

Not a fan of pre season friendlies as a rule, but the first half of Germany vs Brazil has been good. First start for Gotze.

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

mustn't. do. goatse. joke.

― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

i hear he's partic good at stretching play and pulling the rearguard out of position

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

i hear he's got an incredibly stretchy arsehole

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

Can't imagine any joke of this sort could be as entertaining as watching Gotze play. (He scored against Brazil as I was typing that.)

Guess this shouldn't really be in the Premier League thread though.

― boxall, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

hope he moves to wolves

http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mick-mccarthy.gif

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

moratti calling the eto'o offer "intelligent, interesting, and fair" is more entertaining than either gotze or goatse imo tbf

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

Has Scott Parker gone anywhere? LOL Player of the Year.

― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 11 August 2011 08:44 (fourteen years ago)

priced out of a move

Wenger could learn from that tbh

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 08:56 (fourteen years ago)

Player of the Year's been a poisioned chalice for Parker I think - West Ham have priced him out of a move but c'mon the guy's on the other side of 30 and is probably at his peak now. He's not going to get considerably better and there isn't that much of a career in front of him.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:13 (fourteen years ago)

Denilson loan watch: has now been sent off twice in three games in Brazil.

Bring him home.

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:21 (fourteen years ago)

i know that everyone is sick to death of the debacle, but why the fuck would arsenal accept 27m for their whinging baby of a captain?

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:23 (fourteen years ago)

you really don't understand the art of negotiation, do you?

B: £35m
A: £40m
B: £30m
A: £35m
B: £27m
A: Done.

― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:32 (fourteen years ago)

i know that everyone is sick to death of the debacle, but why the fuck would arsenal accept 27m for their whinging baby of a captain?

Because increased brinksmanship might get them more money, but it'll also mean the saga goes on until transfer deadline day with no opportunity to buy a replacement who isn't some lame panic option. The Berbatov Condundrum in other words.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:40 (fourteen years ago)

i maybe don't at that, tbh. I know landlords in mayo utilise the same tactic but maybe the standards are just higher at my job than at arsenal's transfer dept

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 August 2011 09:40 (fourteen years ago)

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