Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

keane thinks he'll go, but is holding out for an epl club

well robbie i'd like to get my cheese from m&s but guess what come the end of this block of gruyere it'll be lidl i'm heading to, won't it, so let's all just face facts eh

Robbie Keane strikes me as having a staggering lack of humility. If he'd done anything of note at West Ham he might have a case but loads of player, including 40-year old Teddy Sheringham and Craig Bellamy, were better when they dropped down a level.

Surely Sunderland are stupid enough to take him right now? They love a big-time Irishman.

They love a big-time Irishman

Even more than Celtic do

i'd take offence if it were anything but plain fact

His fuckin wages are preposterous, is the thing.

OTM

Robbie Keane strikes me as having a staggering lack of humility.

Irish fans are depressingly familiar with this fact. Can't imagine what it's like being a Spurs fan into the bargain. Probably doesn't help that his combined transfer fees total 70m

Spurs, first time round, only club not to regret buying him? Maybe Coventry as well.

that side is irrelevant, tbh- he'd moved around a lot but was probably only overvalued in his last two moves, to liverpool and back.

It's fair to point out that he was really great for us for many years, but for a long time now he's brought his 'ireland international' head into the day job with him. He's an ugly thing to watch with that head on him, petulant, wasteful, stupid, lazy and arrogant.

A free transfer for a 31yr old with 50 international goals and better than one in three throughout his career might be good business.

Transfer fee comment was merely a lame joke about his own sense of self-worth. How come he didn't stay at Celtic that time? They didn't have the cash i suppose?

for a long time now he's brought his 'ireland international' head into the day job with him

so true, i can remember here when matt would think i was mental for slating him constantly, but if you never saw him for ireland you'd never have disliked. he's been the irish robbie keane since moving to liverpool, that gait of trying too hard to appear like trying when he isn't actually doing anything. would rather dive than win a ball.

How come he didn't stay at Celtic that time? They didn't have the cash i suppose?

I don't think it was ever actually an option (also suspect Lennon didn't want to keep him)

Blackburn's Christopher Samba, meet transfer target Sol Bamba. Sol Bamba, Christopher Samba.

get young coleman out of your fantasy teams

?? crocked?

up to 6mths, ligaments after friendly tackle

cryin seam

srsly he is a good player

Fucks sake. That's awful

yeah good player, esp going frwd, gave us a torrid time in the Hodgson derby.

i like him, irish bale obvs

Trapp probably wasn't going to pick him anyway

true

get cesc out of your fantasy teams

injured? SOLD???

killed

LOOOOOOOOOOL

£25m + £5m in add ons? Or is that just Daily Mail speculation?

cesc to barca is the most enervating and boring TRANSFER SAGA of all timessss

Will be off to Barca within the next 48 years, according to Balague.

hard pressed to think of a worse

Balague also had him off to Barca last summer, the summer before that and the two previous summers.

Guess he's right this time though.

http://i.imgur.com/f8ELf.jpg

just look at the poor fucker, he can hardly keep his eyes open

Cesc paying five million of it apparently.

Etoo to Anzhi is a crazy one.

Will be off to Barca within the next 48 years, according to Balague.

hedging his bets a bit there tbh

Debut v Real on Sunday then, or will he still be injured?

just watching an attenborough where a wasp injects its larvae into a caterpillar, which then feeds them out of its own resources before they eat their way out and leave it a dead husk.

As it happens.

hahahaha

Eto'o hasn't gone and gone there, has he?!

770k pw says he has

*gosh*

what a waste

et to'o, samu

!

£770k a week a reasonable wage to endure constant racist abuse while sleepwalking past a load of shit defenders into the goal.

+ buy a nice coat for the winter

@danroan Fabregas is indeed on verge of leaving Arsenal for Barca. Board member I spoke to expects it done by w'end and adamant all funds reinvested

Maybe the Highbury condos need refurbishing already.

Not a fan of pre season friendlies as a rule, but the first half of Germany vs Brazil has been good. First start for Gotze.

mustn't. do. goatse. joke.

i hear he's partic good at stretching play and pulling the rearguard out of position

i hear he's got an incredibly stretchy arsehole