i still find spare change in my pizza pockets
― brownie, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Red velvet cake IS delicious, but as you say it is everywhere and it's kind of like "... people it may be delicious but it's just cake, chill"
granted I am spoiled because I married someone who was making it at least 10 years ago for me, if not 15, so I'm basically just being a cake hipster
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
BRAGGIN
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
ps dude - jealous!
ENBB otm re celery. I'll eat one stick and think "this isn't bad after all" then any more is disgusting. OK in stews or soups I think. It kind of tastes like floor. Or something. And I there's hardly any food I don't like!
Btw I don't get Red Velvet cake, what's in it that makes it different from nomal cake, other than food dye?
― kinder, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
I had a RED VELVET MINI CUPCAKE a while back which was pretty much a CREAM CHEESE FROSTING SHOT atop a sliver of cake baked in an itty bitty floral-print mini-muffin tin liner = Edible Late Capitalism, but it was p good
― A B C, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL FLOOR - I can't even eat one stick tho so you're better than I am.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link
High quality crushed velvet, naturally
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― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link
RED VELVET MINI CUPCAKE
the only way you could make this more annoying to me would be to pour truffle oil on it
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link
It might be the cream cheese frosting that makes red velvet cake for me because I also love carrot cake and the two often share that feature. Hmmmmm.
lol ABC did you buy it on Etsy?
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link
confession time - I totally bought myself a red velvet mini cupcake last week. You know what? It was fucking delicious so nurr.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
OTM again, much as I love cake it becomes relegated to a cream cheese frosting delivery system with these :)
― kinder, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean yes, if presented with a red velvet mini cupcake I am going to eat it, I am not a fool, but I will be rolling my eyes and thinking "played *chomp chomp*" on the inside
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I bet you can buy red velvet cupcake-themed his-n-hers underwear on Etsy. Little-girl ruffles on hers, glow-in-the-dark frosting on his
― A B C, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
never heard of this red velvet cake, can i change my vote on the 'which country is worse to live in' poll?
― ledge, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
carrot cake is and always will be the bomb btw
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
― A B C, Tuesday, August 9, 2011
http://friendsoftheprogram.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dawson-crying.jpg
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
This thread is kicking ass.
― schwantz, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link
What you do with a celery stick is not only slather peanut butter across it, filling its valley, but then you line up raisins as "little ants" to complete the journey into your mouth.
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link
what, no
you just eat the damn celery
tell yr tastebuds that they are not 3, celery is delicious
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
ANTS ON A LOG
p.s. fu djp. my tastebuds are at least five.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I AM AN ADULT AND I DON'T HAVE TO EAT CELERY IF I DON'T WANT TO, DAN!
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
that's cool, more celery for me
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
it's the blue cheese wars all over again
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
a celery is perfectly acceptable in (a) chicken soup (b) a scorcher of a Bloody Mary
― livin in my own private Biden hole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link
(c) by itself
srsly, as a kid celery and carrots were staple snacks for me, I specifically requested them
even today I will fuck up a crudite platter
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
can we talk about cake again?
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
There's a "Cosby Show" episode in which Cliff goes on a diet and Clair reminds him that he can only eat celery when it's "smothered in cream cheese and wrapped in bologna."
― livin in my own private Biden hole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link
oh btw
a couple months ago I had this crazy dessert which was carrot cake bread pudding with a caramel sauce and fucking CREAM CHEESE FROSTING ICE CREAM. The rest was OK but I could have demolished a big-ass bowl of that ice cream.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
that... sounds like heaven
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Sadly it wasn't in Boston or otherwise I'd obviously be telling you where to get some. It was so damn good.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link
You guys, I make this a couple of times a year -- as often as my arteries allow.
Tropical Carrot Cake with Coconut Cream Cheese Frosting
It doesn't know whether it's a carrot cake or a coconut cake, but it knows how to treat a man.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I would rather eat boiled celery than anything with coconut.
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
tsk
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
y'all are way too picky. sound like some babies with colic.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
mad at this thread for making me covetous and hungry
― leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
damn WMC
will make
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
save it for the Odd Future thread, speedo
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
It is the best cake ever, esp for someone like me who is "meh" on chocolate.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link
what this board needs is a food aggro thread
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link
what, another one?
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Celery is the Jimmy Buffett of vegetables.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link
beloved by drunk white middle aged women?
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
"My name is Mary, Jimymy. Bloody Mary."
http://www.theparrotheads.com/p7hg_img_2/fullsize/Jenny_Foxx_WEZF_and_Parrotheads2_Burlington,_VT_2005_fs.jpg
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link
It was recommended to you by Julie from accounting. You thought, "Eh, how bad could it be?" It's so offensive in its blandness that you no longer speak to Julie from accounting.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
i've actually eaten celery at a "cheeseburger in paradise" location.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
which one of those parrotheads is Buffett supposed to be?
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Ultimately, Buffett is all of them.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
new board description etc etc
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I love celery. I love celeriac even more - I make soup out of nothing but celery, celeriac and a little potato, all pureed up. Salty, celerish good.
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link