"Foods" that need to be retired

Never really eat watercress though. It's not something I come across often.

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"he just wants me to take care of the celery."
"like...'take care' of it?"

I made cress sandwiches not long ago. I prefer mint as a general rule.

I am pretty much done with red velvet cake, I think.

i believe you want the first world problems thread, dan.

maybe certain people itt don't realize that bbq sushi impresario guy fieri would have no show without the arresting image of people who run diners, drive-ins, and/or dives dumping a bigass pile of celery-based mirepoix into a bigass pot as the first step in the process of making an often legitimately tasty looking hearty hot dish for plain folks

I'm with Dan on that but then I never cared for it much.

oh do not talk to me about first world problems, Jess

red velvet cake doesn't even scratch the surface of my first world problems

Red velvet cake is delicious!!!

It is sort of everywhere right now in the way that mac and cheese and truffled things are too.

(btw the Ben and Jerry's R V Cake ice cream is UH MAZING - just saying)

pizza pockets should go. initially introduced as a healthier alternative to pizza pops, which seems pointless in retrospect.

Yeah, celery, if no thing else ENBB, along with bouquet garni, carrots and onions (that all get dumped later) is the basis for a lot of stocks.

Truffled things! I think truffles are entirely overused in two senses of that word; too often and too much

i still find spare change in my pizza pockets

Red velvet cake IS delicious, but as you say it is everywhere and it's kind of like "... people it may be delicious but it's just cake, chill"

granted I am spoiled because I married someone who was making it at least 10 years ago for me, if not 15, so I'm basically just being a cake hipster

BRAGGIN

ps dude - jealous!

ENBB otm re celery. I'll eat one stick and think "this isn't bad after all" then any more is disgusting. OK in stews or soups I think. It kind of tastes like floor. Or something. And I there's hardly any food I don't like!

Btw I don't get Red Velvet cake, what's in it that makes it different from nomal cake, other than food dye?

I had a RED VELVET MINI CUPCAKE a while back which was pretty much a CREAM CHEESE FROSTING SHOT atop a sliver of cake baked in an itty bitty floral-print mini-muffin tin liner = Edible Late Capitalism, but it was p good

LOL FLOOR - I can't even eat one stick tho so you're better than I am.

High quality crushed velvet, naturally

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RED VELVET MINI CUPCAKE

the only way you could make this more annoying to me would be to pour truffle oil on it

It might be the cream cheese frosting that makes red velvet cake for me because I also love carrot cake and the two often share that feature. Hmmmmm.

lol ABC did you buy it on Etsy?

confession time - I totally bought myself a red velvet mini cupcake last week. You know what? It was fucking delicious so nurr.

OTM again, much as I love cake it becomes relegated to a cream cheese frosting delivery system with these :)

I mean yes, if presented with a red velvet mini cupcake I am going to eat it, I am not a fool, but I will be rolling my eyes and thinking "played *chomp chomp*" on the inside

I bet you can buy red velvet cupcake-themed his-n-hers underwear on Etsy. Little-girl ruffles on hers, glow-in-the-dark frosting on his

never heard of this red velvet cake, can i change my vote on the 'which country is worse to live in' poll?

carrot cake is and always will be the bomb btw

I bet you can buy red velvet cupcake-themed his-n-hers underwear on Etsy. Little-girl ruffles on hers, glow-in-the-dark frosting on his

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This thread is kicking ass.

What you do with a celery stick is not only slather peanut butter across it, filling its valley, but then you line up raisins as "little ants" to complete the journey into your mouth.

what, no

you just eat the damn celery

tell yr tastebuds that they are not 3, celery is delicious

ANTS ON A LOG

p.s. fu djp. my tastebuds are at least five.

I AM AN ADULT AND I DON'T HAVE TO EAT CELERY IF I DON'T WANT TO, DAN!

that's cool, more celery for me

it's the blue cheese wars all over again

a celery is perfectly acceptable in (a) chicken soup (b) a scorcher of a Bloody Mary

(c) by itself

srsly, as a kid celery and carrots were staple snacks for me, I specifically requested them

even today I will fuck up a crudite platter

can we talk about cake again?

There's a "Cosby Show" episode in which Cliff goes on a diet and Clair reminds him that he can only eat celery when it's "smothered in cream cheese and wrapped in bologna."

oh btw

a couple months ago I had this crazy dessert which was carrot cake bread pudding with a caramel sauce and fucking CREAM CHEESE FROSTING ICE CREAM. The rest was OK but I could have demolished a big-ass bowl of that ice cream.

that... sounds like heaven

Sadly it wasn't in Boston or otherwise I'd obviously be telling you where to get some. It was so damn good.

You guys, I make this a couple of times a year -- as often as my arteries allow.

Tropical Carrot Cake with Coconut Cream Cheese Frosting

It doesn't know whether it's a carrot cake or a coconut cake, but it knows how to treat a man.

I would rather eat boiled celery than anything with coconut.

tsk

y'all are way too picky. sound like some babies with colic.

mad at this thread for making me covetous and hungry

damn WMC

will make

y'all are way too picky. sound like some babies with colic.

save it for the Odd Future thread, speedo

It is the best cake ever, esp for someone like me who is "meh" on chocolate.