"Foods" that need to be retired

So true. I spent five too many minutes back there trying to come up with a "Kool-aid man throwing up" zinger and then realized, Why do I do this.

lol

Speaking of Zingers...

haha, yeh those are blaargh

I never trusted Snoopy again.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5ucv621AI1huQgcmw0TRGKN0Dfil03ru1w8t0XlXFHvxGOoOF

would you buy life insurance or crappy dessert snacks from this beagle??

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeWuwnAZQvVYA_qLvMdQcK8FEk262Lsw2Q-a4ywoMJuJZwz7eY

You're gonna need the former if you choose the latter.

was gonna dump some aspartame on those zingers, but then i found out snoopy already dumped something on there

last thing i need is some tommy cruise-looking beagle pushing snack cakes on me tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5u7moppmAs

i remember these being equally disappointing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyOiD5zXrCU

I kinda don't hate raspberry Zingers. It's been 10 years since I had one though.

snoopy brusha-bruaha toothbrush.

I am seriously wanting a sno cone now!

That marshmallow salad looks fucking vile. Dear lord.

Celery can go away quickly please. I'm pretty cool with everything else staying. It's not like I have to eat any of it.

1. Applesauce

2. Apple Juice

not a good start to the list

fried oreos

Celery?! What is with you savages?

i love celery w/ peanut butter

CELERY IS DISGUSTING AWFUL STUFF

Celery w/ peanut butter and/or cream cheese - obv have never touched it but it sounds like vom city to me.

I can sometimes now tolerate it if some evil people decide to sneak it into soups or salads. Sometimes. This is progress for me.

it doesnt taste like anything.

except maybe "water."

No celery salt without celery. Imo.

x-post - See people who don't mind celery say this or say it's just crunch but those of use who don't like it know what I mean. It has a very distinct taste and however "mild" that may be if it's not your thing, it's really fucking gross. Trust me on this one.

Celery is probably the least offensive vegetable there is. Also I'm not sure how you "retire" a vegetable

xp - Otm. I hate watercress way worse than celery and it is virtually tasteless.

Have I entered bizarro world? Celery is great and crunchy and slightly aromatic, esp if you keep the leaves and cress has a very decided taste and a little bite to it even.

Fwiw, I tend to love every green veg that you bring...

Oh I'm totally fine with watercress but I respect wanko's right to find a seemingly band veg horrible. It happens.

Never really eat watercress though. It's not something I come across often.

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"he just wants me to take care of the celery."
"like...'take care' of it?"

I made cress sandwiches not long ago. I prefer mint as a general rule.

I am pretty much done with red velvet cake, I think.

i believe you want the first world problems thread, dan.

maybe certain people itt don't realize that bbq sushi impresario guy fieri would have no show without the arresting image of people who run diners, drive-ins, and/or dives dumping a bigass pile of celery-based mirepoix into a bigass pot as the first step in the process of making an often legitimately tasty looking hearty hot dish for plain folks

I'm with Dan on that but then I never cared for it much.

oh do not talk to me about first world problems, Jess

red velvet cake doesn't even scratch the surface of my first world problems

Red velvet cake is delicious!!!

It is sort of everywhere right now in the way that mac and cheese and truffled things are too.

(btw the Ben and Jerry's R V Cake ice cream is UH MAZING - just saying)

pizza pockets should go. initially introduced as a healthier alternative to pizza pops, which seems pointless in retrospect.

Yeah, celery, if no thing else ENBB, along with bouquet garni, carrots and onions (that all get dumped later) is the basis for a lot of stocks.

Truffled things! I think truffles are entirely overused in two senses of that word; too often and too much

i still find spare change in my pizza pockets

Red velvet cake IS delicious, but as you say it is everywhere and it's kind of like "... people it may be delicious but it's just cake, chill"

granted I am spoiled because I married someone who was making it at least 10 years ago for me, if not 15, so I'm basically just being a cake hipster

BRAGGIN

ps dude - jealous!

ENBB otm re celery. I'll eat one stick and think "this isn't bad after all" then any more is disgusting. OK in stews or soups I think. It kind of tastes like floor. Or something. And I there's hardly any food I don't like!

Btw I don't get Red Velvet cake, what's in it that makes it different from nomal cake, other than food dye?

I had a RED VELVET MINI CUPCAKE a while back which was pretty much a CREAM CHEESE FROSTING SHOT atop a sliver of cake baked in an itty bitty floral-print mini-muffin tin liner = Edible Late Capitalism, but it was p good

LOL FLOOR - I can't even eat one stick tho so you're better than I am.

High quality crushed velvet, naturally

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