8. Coca-Cola
Once you go Pepsi Max, you never go back.
― jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
Tinned potatoes.
― everything, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
Or canned potatoes or whatever. Potatoes in a can.
Terrible tasting allergy substitution products. I've had brands of soy milk in the past that are pretty close to what I imagine paint thinner to taste like.
― Super Villains With Drum Machines (MintIce), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
I hate all soft drinks except for grapefruit soda and peach soda. Vanish from existence, plz, Coke and Pepsi.
I love oatmeal and all other hot grain cereals -- grits, cream of wheat, rice pudding, etc
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.italianprog.com/pictures/semiramis1.jpg
green giant
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
serious answer: marshmallow salad
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LKEqhgiPZeM/SwwMkpqv25I/AAAAAAAAJuA/S1KFZbvnOBU/s1600/Cranberry-GrapeSalad-main_Full.jpg
my mother-in-law inexplicably makes this shit every time we visit
― Darin, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
hate cookies that are too sweet ie oreos and healthy lifestyle grown-up corn flakes that taste like wood.
― wolves lacan, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
That looks like the Kool Aid man threw up on a dinner plate!
― frogbs, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link
Napa cabbage
Wha?!
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
yeah I rmde at that one too
― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
sunflower seeds. they make a mess and should be banned.
― leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
Salsa is v easy to make iirc― Trip Maker, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 2:48 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 2:48 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the call of the sarahel
― Erin Go! Bwaaaah!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
sunflower seeds RUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Metallica+Rules_a84206_37550.jpg
― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
14. Pork rinds
15. Bacon bits
16. Miracle Whip
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
Not sure i've had cheese whiz. Last week I picked up a container of that "port wine" handi snax style cheese spread and this lady looked at me like I had a swastika on my forehead.
― lol is not enough (blank), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
Those are all essentially fake foods, PP.
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
Bacon bits are great on baked potatos
― lol is not enough (blank), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, bits of real bacon
They are fake "foods".
I distinctly felt a hint of betrayal when my 11-year-old mind figured out that Miracle Whip wasn't even mayonnaise.
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
I say delete fruit chews that are flavoured like fruit but made of cow and pig hides - why not just make em "Cow hide" flavour?
― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
I also wish for Swedish FIsh to be re-named "red herrings"
― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
I had a SDA friend as a kid whose parents, in a 'the body is a temple' moment wed to anti-meat hippyish pressure of the 70's gave up meat. Unfortunately, they gave up meat for fake meat and his mother once made some kind of soup out of baco'bits or something that still makes me retch to think of.
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
cow and pig hides
Gelatin? Responsible use of resources imso.
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
I'm tired of food that tastes like what it isn't.
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
pretty much all food is great ime
― CharlieS, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
I hate food.
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
We get to play this game whenever we visit my diabetic father. We eat a cookie after dinner while he watches closely, finally asking as we're finishing, "So, anything seem different about that cookie?"
And by now, we know to say "Lemme guess, it's sugar free?"
The kids go over there and have a good time, and we suspect that they're getting their fair share of sugar-free snacks. Except that whatever it is in those snacks making them sweet still probably isn't good for them and with the actual sugar taken away, we suspect that the grandparents are loading them up a bit more than usual. "Well, they shouldn't be wound-up tonight because everything we gave them was sugar-free."
The long-term effects on the kids are minimal and as parents, we kind of have to either choose between the grandparents spoiling the kids a bit or us never ever getting any free time to ourselves ever again. But still. Let's not get too smug about aspartame, shall we?
so, would you have been able to tell that there was no sugar in the cookies?
― dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
"So, anything seem different about that cookie?"
"animal semen?"
― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
All I knew was that cookie was sweet. I don't know if I can taste sugar specifically when I eat something.
Corn-syrup Coke and sugar Coke taste the same to me though I can tell a difference in its bubbliness.
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link
"Threads" that need to be retired
― Erin Go! Bwaaaah!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:49 (twelve years ago) link
"ILXors" that need to be retired.
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/T-Ball_06_039_website.jpg
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
I hate threads.
― nh (cozen), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
xpost
"posters who are on my nuts so much" that they must be tired
― Erin Go! Bwaaaah!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link
So true. I spent five too many minutes back there trying to come up with a "Kool-aid man throwing up" zinger and then realized, Why do I do this.
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
Speaking of Zingers...
― leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
haha, yeh those are blaargh
― dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
I never trusted Snoopy again.
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5ucv621AI1huQgcmw0TRGKN0Dfil03ru1w8t0XlXFHvxGOoOF
― dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
would you buy life insurance or crappy dessert snacks from this beagle??
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeWuwnAZQvVYA_qLvMdQcK8FEk262Lsw2Q-a4ywoMJuJZwz7eY
― dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
You're gonna need the former if you choose the latter.
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
was gonna dump some aspartame on those zingers, but then i found out snoopy already dumped something on there
― dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
last thing i need is some tommy cruise-looking beagle pushing snack cakes on me tbh
― dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5u7moppmAs
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
i remember these being equally disappointing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyOiD5zXrCU
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link
I kinda don't hate raspberry Zingers. It's been 10 years since I had one though.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link
snoopy brusha-bruaha toothbrush.
― dell (del), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link
I am seriously wanting a sno cone now!
― leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link