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Derren Brown's Seance was misread as Darren's Brown Sauce

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Burma to Cheney: "Stop being so almost nude, please."

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"my healthy fucking slit throat"

― kephm, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

GEORGE BUSH SAYS "WAR ON TERROR JUST LIKE WATCHING BRAZIL"

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 3 June 2004 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Smut up your personality with five movies."

― Jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 3 June 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Erection Time in Canada: cast your vote! (27 new answers, 49 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 4 June 2004 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Say something nice about Jon Williams

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Friday, 4 June 2004 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

which one was that?

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Friday, 4 June 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(would it really matter, burger neuron?)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I am eating a piece of Michael Flatley.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 4 June 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

GEORGE BUSH SAYS "WAR ON TERROR LIKE WTF"

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 4 June 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

gareth:the movie

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"The limits of tact and dictionary"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Pinefox Babe FAP 2004

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

[CONSUMER ADVICE] Laptop Burning

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

MP's told to scrap Culture Club

― Jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

THOSE FUCKING ENGLAND FAGS!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Is Oceanside, CA worth traveling half the century in a Greyhound Bus for? I Must Know Soon"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

clock watches

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

THOSE FUCKING ENGLAND FAGS!

Ditto.

― TBA (TBA), Thursday, 17 June 2004 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Meat in Pubs (18 new answers)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

100 made-up euphemisms for stevem

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

arrrgghhh! I was just about to post the very same thing Mark!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 21 June 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Hold On To Your COURAGE, It's Dirty Dancing Time

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

surely someone has already done:

Your favourite misread ILX thread titties!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is Pete Burns trying to look like a trumpet?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

come anticipate a specimen with this cool guy

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Chicks with designs on them, Classic or Dud?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 July 2004 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX Planned Orange

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 July 2004 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Incredible Shrinking Continent of Mongrels and Sheepfuxors

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 17 July 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

on ilm

POO -- The Fall (4 new answers, 57 total, 4 unread)

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 18 July 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

oh wait, that wasn't misread at all.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 18 July 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait for the sequel:

POO - The Splash

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

sure makes less savoury reading than the prequel

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

What, you mean:

POO - Hole?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

POO - phantom menace

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"Do you share your genitals?"

― Scott CE (Scott CE), Sunday, 18 July 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Tour de France 2004, you gay?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The UK's oldest midget's greatest jokes to play on visitors

Thanks to misreading threads:
The UK's oldest and greatest jokes to play on visitors
AGGH my midget co-worker has caused me trouble!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear, that exhcange of posts up there has got to be the lowest ILE has ever descended. Or at least the lowest I've ever descended.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

you condesceneded upon us.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry I'm drunk that's when you start to feel regrets.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Or was it the morning aftr? i forget.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i won't say a prayer for you just now

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sad.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

who here isn't.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(from ilm)

"Update Yourself"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Male ILE reigstered users only
(Moderator board)

― Bumfluff, Friday, 23 July 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm an airport

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 July 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you believe Paul Simon when, in "Late in the Evening", he describes how he returns to the club after smoking a "J" and proceeds to turn up his amp and "[blow] everyone in the room"?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 23 July 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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