You Want Superman Revamp? [Also the Man of Steel (2013) thread]

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I find it hard to believe this is the first Superman to radiate amber alert. But it's true.

Sean Connery dressed up like a teddy bear (R Baez), Thursday, 4 August 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

I hope we find out how Superman became Superman.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 August 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

He looks like Bizarro, so now I want to see the Bizarro movie instead.

online pinata store (Nicole), Thursday, 4 August 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

There's still a little too much blue in the suit, it's not DARK and GRITTY enough. They really should have just set saturation at 0% rather than 25%.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

why do they keep trying to make superman movies? nobody gives a shit about superman.

latebloomer, Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

I am still at a loss as to why the suit would be scaly. Did Ma and Pa Kent kill and skin a pack of ornery lizards and make it for him?

online pinata store (Nicole), Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

they should have made it silky and shiny

latebloomer, Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

Should've gone with

http://www.brandchannel.com/images/FeaturesProfile/profile_img1_underoos.jpg

Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

Don't think American Apparel can afford the product placement.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

Said it before, but they really missed a trick by not casting Jon Hamm.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Thursday, 4 August 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Everybody says that. He probably has more sense anyway

Number None, Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

I remember Jon Hamm was on Conan making fun of the idea, saying he was too old and the movie would have to be about Superman having a midlife crisis. But it still sounds way more fun and interesting than what they've come up with here.

online pinata store (Nicole), Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

only thing that can save this is Superman, huddled in the wreckage of the Fortress of Solitude, in his darkest hour, singing The Smiths' "Asleep"

Gukbe, Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

They should have cast Hamm and rewritten it as a comedy.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

when will they release the clark kent scaly outfit photo

conrad, Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...

oh jeez

Number None, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

jesus christ if there's one superhero's iconography that shouldn't be fucked with it's Superman

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

Hair by Romney.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

Bunching on the abs looks like immediate post-lipo.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

Everything about this is gruesome.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

if there's one superhero's iconography that shouldn't be fucked with it's Superman

lol

http://www.newsarama.com/comics/agent-of-style-superman-110805.html

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

apart from the Morrison one (which was temporary and really random) almost all of those changes are really, really minor. and not as dramatic as the stupid thing upthread.

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

cavill's got some sick fuckin quads

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

We're all overlooking the elephant in the room. And by the room I mean his pants.

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

apart from the Morrison one (which was temporary and really random)

the jeans and t-shirt version in Action? it's not random, it's because he hasn't invented the costume yet (or had it grow on him in a lab, whatever was going on in #8 with a different artist every four pages)

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

This doesn't look like a Liefeld costume; there aren't any pouches anywhere.

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

apart from the Morrison one (which was temporary and really random) almost all of those changes are really, really minor. and not as dramatic as the stupid thing upthread.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_Red/Superman_Blue

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

This doesn't look like a Liefeld costume; there aren't any pouches anywhere.

And he presumably has feet. But the muscles look very Liefield.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago) link

I think we can all agree that, of all the factors that might draw people to this movie or keep them away, Superman's suit is like #1,000 on a list of 999 things.

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

he kind of looks like a Matt Bomer in an expensive-but-cheap-looking Halloween costume

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

no Actual Human Being can look liefeldian, because liefeld cant draw human beings

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

at first i didnt like how textured and waxy this looked, but now im digging that hes basically Superman Of Finland

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_Red/Superman_Blue

that's not by Morrison in any way though

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

no one said it was...?

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

Everything about that pic looks incredibly shopped to me. Emphasis on incredibly.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

why is this even happening.

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

why wouldnt it be

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

well yeah.

quite a cast, but, snyder...

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

There's just a weird serial killer vibe I get off of Cavill, he might have been a better Zod.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

Dan: whoops, I elided my quoting of Shaky with your quoting of Shaky while scrolling down

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

it is late

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

the jeans and t-shirt version in Action? it's not random, it's because he hasn't invented the costume yet

no the JLA one where Superman became white-and-blue-electro dude

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

er which I guess is related to the thing DJP posted, which I only know about because it was used in Morrison's JLA run - if it was someone else's idea that's news to me but whatever. argh comics continuity!

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's supposed to be the costume from the Justice League reboot - maybe it was mentioned in the back of one of the issues? - which would make it a Jim Lee design?

I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

lol that you could read JLA and think that HADN'T been forced on the book by pointless continuity crossover antics!

that photo does have the look of Lee's pointless piping from nu-52

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't read Morrison's entire JLA run, came in in the middle, whadayawant from me

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

you got into it because of the tie-in with John Byrne's Genesis, didn't you

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Hm.

n the pantheon of superheroes, Superman is the most recognized and revered character of all time. Clark Kent/Kal-El (Henry Cavill) is a young twenty-something journalist who feels alienated by powers beyond his imagination. Transported years ago to Earth from Krypton, a highly advanced, distant planet, Clark struggles with the ultimate question ‘Why am I here?’ Shaped by the values of his adoptive parents Martha (Diane Lane) and Jonathan Kent (Kevin Costner), Clark discovers having extraordinary abilities means making difficult decisions. When the world is in dire need of stability, an even greater threat emerges. Clark must become a Man of Steel, to protect the people he loves and shine as the world’s beacon of hope – Superman.

aka My Dinner With Superman

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link


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