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are you sure? i mean, did you see id?

Maria, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

Annabel Else

Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

are you sure? i mean, did you see id?

saw his passport

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

we hung out together for about two weeks in Bangalore

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

A great AP byline I saw the other day: Nedra Pickler.

o. nate, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

Bongo Christ (born 11 August 1976 in Zaire) is a football player from the DR Congo. He has played for SV Wilhelmshaven, Hannover 96, Gazélec Ajaccio, FC Aarau, FC Schaffhausen, FC Solothurn, FC Thun and FC 105 Libreville.

His name has featured in many lists of footballer's unusual names.

blueski, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

Nedra is rather well known in the politicosphere, nate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nedra_Pickler

gabbneb, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

Violet Money

some dude, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

Bran;gan P0wer$

Kid who went to my high school, always thought his name sounded like a space ranger's. Then Futurama was created...

RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

Francis Hoose

some dude, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

Wigberto Coronel

some dude, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

Precious Boyd

some dude, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

dunno if this is the right thread, but in the elevator just now, dude is sharing baby pictures with chick

she: what's his name?
he: boo radley

gabbneb, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

Dr. Leslie Doctor

some dude, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

My Song. first name My. last name Song.

some dude, Monday, 14 July 2008 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

metropolitan police czar alfred 'alf' hitchcock

DG, Monday, 14 July 2008 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

sorry 'knive czar' <----not his name though

DG, Monday, 14 July 2008 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

Amory B. Lovins
http://img.timeinc.net/time/europe/magazine/2007/1029/lovins_1029.jpg

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

My gf's supervising a residential American summer school...one of the pupils (and I've seen the printed list) is called Maddy Bummfuck. Another has the surname Von Spanken.

Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

"tuomas alho"

and what, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

Onnie Quattlebaum

some dude, Thursday, 17 July 2008 12:46 (seventeen years ago)

Bamboo Dong

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

Karl Nesselrode
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Nesselrode

Chelvis, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii has changed her name.

But that still leaves Violence, Number 16 Bus Shelter, Midnight Chardonnay, and Benson and Hedges.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 24 July 2008 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

And that's not Talula Does The Hula who is from Hawaii, but Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 24 July 2008 09:52 (seventeen years ago)

PResumably "Number 16 Bus Shelter" was a satire based on 'place of conception' a'la Posh&Becks'

Mark G, Thursday, 24 July 2008 10:02 (seventeen years ago)

Aurora Tenono

some dude, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Mattie Buckles

some dude, Thursday, 14 August 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Dumb article, as I linked elsewhere, but:

Brown Bino, 25, a cab dispatcher, was walking through Astoria Park near his home on Monday with his 3-year-old son, a smiling boy introduced as Little Brown Bino.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Hoseen Ali

did a double take when I saw that.

some dude, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

Jesus Jimenez

some dude, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Langdon Hammer

Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (G00blar), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 10:35 (seventeen years ago)

whoa.

i thought i'd said this already but i actually work with this guy:

Lyndon Borrow

say it a few times

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:27 (seventeen years ago)

Jesus Jihad

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/29/BA9813QEI6.DTL&tsp=1

svend, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

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There is no Grodd but Mallah and Congorilla is His Prophet. (Oilyrags), Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

whoa.

i thought i'd said this already but i actually work with this guy:

Lyndon Borrow

say it a few times

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:27 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He should meet my friend, Owen Moore.

some dude, Thursday, 30 October 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

My work sent a party invite to Gottfried Grobbelaar today

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

we got a resume today for a dude named Br1an St0rm! Googleproofed, obviously, but what a great name.

skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://ebiko.net/title/titlephoto/brianstorm.jpg

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 October 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

Sanford Dickert, a person quoted in this article: http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/10/obamas-secret-w.html#more

some dude, Thursday, 30 October 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

My current display name is from a criminal case I just read which also involved one Constable Ginochio (I mean he actually was a constable -- it wasn't his first name -- but still funny)

Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 01:26 (seventeen years ago)

Sanford Dickert sounds like a popcorn thriller novel character.

People continue to laugh at my name. My new housemates referred to me by first and last name for the first few days I lived here (sometimes they still do), and my new bosses apparently enjoy telling people they hired someone with my name. It's not THAT exciting a name, but maybe I'm just used to it.

Maria, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 01:59 (seventeen years ago)

Okay okay, I know a man named

TUBALCA1N SEARS!

His surname bcz his granddad lived near a Sears. !!!

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

My workmate's Cambodian, his name's Sopheap. Thats pretty cool.

Trayce, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:43 (seventeen years ago)

Oh yeah, there was speculation that the parties in a case I just read might have been Cambodian --

Sanexay Sophophone and Somphone Sysoumphone

Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

Welcome Bender. omg

yungblut, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

investigates “homOeRotic” genes

yungblut, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

Uncle Shavedlongcock

and what, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

Hoseen Ali
Jesus Jimenez

I don't get either of these -- they seem like common names. Am I missing a pun somewhere?

nabisco, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

First I think because its reminiscent of a certain ilxor screenname?

Manchego Bay (G00blar), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)


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