Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

Eileen Brennan and Ellen Burnstyn

Veronica Cartwright and Angela Cartwright

The Haunting of Hill House and The House on Haunted Hill-I know which is which, it's just the titles that momentarily get me.

Eileen Brennan and Ellen Burstyn

and then Ellen Barkin had to come along...

Michelangelo Matos and Marcello Carlin

László Kovács (Hungarian-born cinematographer, key to "new Hollywood" films of the '70s) and Vilmos Zsigmond (Hungarian-born cinematographer, key to "new Hollywood" films of the '70s).

Yes. Also add Victor Laszlo, the character in Casablanca, and László Kovács, the alias Jean-Paul Belmondo uses in Breathless. Apparently the name László Kovács is like the John Smith of Hungary so there are probably a few more of them, but I don't know them so I don't mix them up.

Marvin Hamlisch and Engelbert Humperdinck

I got Ian Holm confused with another Brit TV drama actor bloke for years but I can't remember who, now. It may have been Jacobi!

Crazy Harry/Harry Hippie/Dirty Mary Crazy Larry

Dirty Mary / Crazy Larry / on the run from Dirty Harry / Stash the cash in the dash but my gun I did carry

Marvin Hamlisch and Engelbert Humperdinck

Barney Greengrass/Barney Google/Barney Fife

Dirty Mary / Crazy Larry / on the run from Dirty Harry / Stash the cash in the dash but my gun I did carry

raymond carver and chandler. i always figure it out before saying anything, but it often takes a second to double-check

Also add Victor Laszlo, the character in Casablanca, and László Kovács, the alias Jean-Paul Belmondo uses in Breathless.

You could also probably throw in Ernest Laszlo, a cinematographer who was nominated eight times for an Academy Award through the '60s and '70s (winning for Ship of Fools). Truthfully, I wasn't even aware of him till I started checking into László Kovács earlier.

DL and DG (posters to this very board, for those of you have no clue what I am on about)

NRBQ Classic or Dud

Should be:
NYRB Publishing
NRBQ Classic or Dud

eden ahbez/ebn-ozn

William Morris and William Blake.

DJ AM
DJ A-Trak

chupacabra/capybara

Pierre Boulez (composer)/Pierre Boulle (author of The Bridge Over the River Kwai and Planet of the Apes)/Pierre Boileau (co-author of novels made into Diabolique,Vertigo and Eyes Without a Face)

john woo and john yoo

Adlai Stevenson and Steven Adler

Armenia
Serbia

(specifically owing to Serj Tankian, who I just discovered is actually Lebanese, rather than Armenian)

Born in Lebanon but of Armenian heritage. (The "-ian" ending is a common feature of Armenian surnames.)

Thank you for the clarification! The gas station man was listening to one of their albums this morning. I'm probably 12 years late, but I'm thinking about checking them out.

Thomas Wolfe and Tobias Wolff.

I once wanted to make a crossword puzzle with

VIRGINIAWOOLF
THOMASWOLFE
TOBIASWOLFF
NAOMIWOLF

But the symmetry was off.

http://www.militaryimages.net/photopost/data/913/Focke-Wulf_FW-190F-2.jpg

They don't look anything alike, but for obvious reasons I'll mix up Kathy Bates and Kathy Baker--if I see either name anywhere, I'll have to stop for a couple of seconds to remember which is which.

Kathy Bates and Kathy Burke!

trying to recall the canon of silent comedians, i repeatedly found myself reaching for ben nicholson when i meant ben turpin <-- this is actual senility kicking in though

Mike Leigh / Spike Lee.

I've had the same Kathy Bates/Baker problem as Clemenza. I've never seen Misery, so for a long time I thought the doctor from Picket Fences plays the lead in it.

Patricia Richardson / Patricia Clarkson / the woman who died after skiing into a tree.

Dylan McDermott Mulroney

Patricia Richardson / Patricia Clarkson / the woman who died after skiing into a tree.

Skiing victim Natasha Richardson and Miranda Richardson, for me.

Kenneth Lonergan and Lodge Kerrigan

Dangerous Liaisons / Steel Magnolias

cheese and fonts

Kirsty Young and Kirsty Wark.

Nicole Scherzinger / Kim Kardashian

Kay Thompson/Kay Kendall

Gordon Parks/Gordon Willis

Christopher Lee/Christopher Plummer

George Orwell
Orson Welles

(think a lot of people get these mixed up).

Dangerous Liaisons \ Fatal Attraction

Chuck Wepner/Jerry Quarry

When people talk about Hal Hartley, I have, prior to today, thought they were talking about Hal Sparks.

Gary Matthews, Garry Maddox. (At least I did in 1973.)

Classics IV's "Spooky," Classic IV's "Stormy." They're easy to tell apart when you actually hear them.

Atlanta Rhythm Section and the Townsend Sanford Band

Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Connelly (they both have the dark hair and the bangs and they were in kidd-ish movies)

Andy Kindler and Andy Milonakis (only because their names are both Andy. Kindler was on a podcast & I started it thinking ugh I hate this guy and then I heard him talk and I was like, wait, that's not the guy I hate.)

Atlanta Rhythm Section and the Townsend Sanford Band