you don't! that little compilation is brilliant, but when watching the film itself, your soul will be crushed.
― Gukbe, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Uh, sure, Nabisco.
― total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I have no idea which position you're taking with that picture, man! I think it all comes down to how strongly defined you like your facial features, really. Also whether or not you imagine a childhood where Zooey is always being huge-eyed and quirky and attention-grabbing and Emily is sneering around being annoyed with that.
― nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
her eye makeup is terrifying in that picture
― horseshoe, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.piotrpix.com/files/images/Raccoon%207_0.preview.JPG
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Emily is just Zooey + 8 years + a week dead + on coke
― how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link
terrifyingly PRETTY
umm okay that is a somewhat how-you-say "dramatic" makeup job there, but honestly, there is no picture anyone will ever find on the internet to back up any assertion that Emily Deschanel is anything other than pretty good looking
― nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I think it all comes down to how strongly defined you like your facial features, really.
Could be. It's kind of amazing that they are sisters, actually, since Emily looks totally unremarkable to me, and Zooey induces instant affection.
― total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost - also I am happy to admit that as far as default facial expressions go, I probably have come to prefer "thoughtful appraising squint" to "wide-eyed, giddy, slightly stonerish"
xpost - "totally unremarkable?" -- this seems like madness -- there are days when i'd think that of them in reverse!
― nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Unremarkable doesn't mean unattractive, btw -- just kind of, you know, standard Hollywood actress.
― total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/deschanel-395x298-famoussistersgallery.jpg
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ see, not that this is the issue, but the person in that picture who looks more like people I see in my everyday life is ... on the right
― nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I may also be affected by a sense that Emily could kick Zooey's ass, even after she lost weight/hips during a Bones off-season
― nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:21 (fifteen years ago) link
i may be having problems with my browser. but that last pic Mr. Que posted looks like zooey deschanel next to an enormous pink hexagon.
oh no, wait...
― Mo Money Mo Konjic (Roberto Spiralli), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link
nabs, I thought you were making the argument that you were pro-Emily b/c she was more everydayish?
― how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link
No no, I haven't said anything like that!
It's spectacularly unimportant, I just kinda like her better. I'm guessing it's like 40% jaw-related and 30% squint-versus-wide-eyes-related. Either that or I'm just old or something.
― nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Also I've watched Bones several times
― nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:39 (fifteen years ago) link
to me that last pic says it all, Z's hair is darker and shinier, her skin is whiter and clearer, her eyes are bluer, Emily looks like her boyfriend has cheated on her whereas Z just looks like she wants away from her weird sister
i watch Bones btw
― how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes Man was very good.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link
this chick brings out the challops in me
― cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link
brings me out in challops I mean, dangit
Love that this thread was started by the staunchly pro choice squirrel_police.
― Mexican Sleeping Pill, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link
girl you bring out the challops in me
― how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link
excuse me while I put away my challops
― cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link
wd rather ws a fitness chick
― cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link
an enormous pink hexagon
died @ this
― suggesteban loaiza (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Her film ALL THE REAL GIRLS is surprisingly terrible.
I love that movie
the person in that picture who looks more like people I see in my everyday life is ... on the right
want your life real bad
― Savannah Smiles, Saturday, 20 December 2008 02:20 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ Bones
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 20 December 2008 05:20 (fifteen years ago) link
She did a great job taking over Katie Holme's role in the new Batman.
― redmond, Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:22 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ suggest ban
― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:29 (fifteen years ago) link
It's too bad she has such an absurdly quirky name. I'd like her better if she was named something like Beth.
Hey nabisco, I bet you don't see girls like this every day:
http://www.martianpeople.com/imgs/alien_woman_morph498x487.jpg
I'd hit it!
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 20 December 2008 09:42 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.hairfinder.com/celebrityhairstyles/zooey-deschanel.jpg + http://i2.digiguide.com/up/0802/1203627600-638042-DawnGoes-12028130350.jpg = http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Katy-Perry.jpg
― when dont't you connect and im flying darkness (cozwn), Saturday, 20 December 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link
seeing a little michael pitt herehttp://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/deschanel-395x298-famoussistersgallery.jpg
― when dont't you connect and im flying darkness (cozwn), Saturday, 20 December 2008 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link
the tiny one on her shoulder?
― s1ocki, Saturday, 20 December 2008 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
so i am watching elf right now
― the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:11 (fifteen years ago) link
and that part where she sings baby it's cold outside is pretty great
― the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link
zooey singing in elf is pretty much the top ranking smuhhhhhh
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link
wait is smuhhhhh good or bad
― the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:47 (fifteen years ago) link
The emotional movie of the entire film is her singing!
― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:49 (fifteen years ago) link
haha I mean climax not movie
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:50 (fifteen years ago) link
emily deschanel looks kind of like she can unhook her jaw like a snake (not in a "oh damn" sort of way, but instead a "eats mice" sort of way)
― VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:52 (fifteen years ago) link
don't say like that
― the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:52 (fifteen years ago) link
heh.
i am completely pro singing in elf zooey deschanel. is adorable.
― VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Engaged to Ben Gibbard.
I had no idea they were even dating.
― total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I was about to say that I sorta changed my mind about the Emily/Zooey challop while watching Bones the other night, but no, she does not eat mice, I am now going to stand by this just out of defensiveness
― nabisco, Monday, 29 December 2008 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I had been confusing "is cuter" with "am personally fonder of," something I don't feel too bad about because that confusion can make life better and is essential if you ever hope to have a spouse
― nabisco, Monday, 29 December 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I ment Zooey...Elf was good, I forgot about it.
wtf at me upthread...I've never seen Elf.
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 29 December 2008 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link
rip
― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 00:21 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a shame about the drowning.
― plastic toy shark (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link