bugs go where they want
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)
MN TRUTH
oh whoops, went to look for willie, ended up playing swans
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:44 (fourteen years ago)
stopped up all night, don't feel v. drunk, struggling to summon the strength to walk to the shop for bread and food that will clog my arteries
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:46 (fourteen years ago)
jesse camp on random play, do i fix this or wallow y/n
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:48 (fourteen years ago)
is it a good wallow or a bad wallow?
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:49 (fourteen years ago)
roofs are the jam
― g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:50 (fourteen years ago)
well
its jesse camp so
its pretty awful really
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:50 (fourteen years ago)
okay i've just looked up jesse camp change it change it
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:51 (fourteen years ago)
already gone, now its fIRE eNGINES which is like a million times more ok
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:53 (fourteen years ago)
if i wait for another hour the fishmonger will open and i can buy a crab maybe i can hang on
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:55 (fourteen years ago)
hey that is a thought i have never had when drunk
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:56 (fourteen years ago)
know what this drunk needs? MORE CRAB
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:57 (fourteen years ago)
i cd make a crab omlet for breakfast then i think that wd kick
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:57 (fourteen years ago)
that seems v v plausible
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:04 (fourteen years ago)
hey-o
― Gukbe, Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:05 (fourteen years ago)
Drnk; moving tomorrow. Have to pick up the van at 9
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:06 (fourteen years ago)
little known fact: you dont actually have to be sober if you are driving a RENTAL van
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:08 (fourteen years ago)
oh hey halo benders, pretty good fit w/drunk
also rental vehicles perform better when you totally thrash the engine and they are also invulnerable to other vehicles
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)
drunk on 12 yr scotch now isn't that shameful
there is a dog scrabbling at the door of this bedroom fyi
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)
wait which wedding are you in at the moment
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)
u shd let it out then man
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)
also that is an ungentlemanly description tbh
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:12 (fourteen years ago)
i am in a dormitory with my three mans and one is marrying today the rest of us are mere groomsmen.
the dog is tryin to get in to us? his nose must be faulty tbph
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:14 (fourteen years ago)
nah remember dogs seem to like smelling some pretty bad stuff
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)
oh hahahaha i was actually kidding about this being another wedding
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)
you are unstoppable
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:17 (fourteen years ago)
my lyfe this month is 30th bdays births and weddings
Lol it's 8.15 and apparently the bridesmaids have been up gettin ready for some time now. Lol.
Back to sleep y/n i think so
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:18 (fourteen years ago)
not a question that i advise asking a person like me really
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:21 (fourteen years ago)
this
fuckin
dog
The bride has trained this little fucker it's becomin clear
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://unclegropey.com/thosearemyshoes.jpg
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:24 (fourteen years ago)
Realized I only have whipped cream vodka and blue curacao and thought "well, how did I get here?" Drunk on pretzels dipped in peanut butter and pre-bedtime crunches.
― third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:48 (fourteen years ago)
gin rioti wanna riotgin riota yeah yeah yeah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 30, 2011 6:41 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
hahaha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
well good evening, team.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:49 (fourteen years ago)
hey boss
― zsa zsa and digweed (donna rouge), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:50 (fourteen years ago)
tomorrow will suck at the offifce
don't caer.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:50 (fourteen years ago)
secrets:
4 u:
espresso vodka is rfeally terrible
unless you put it in coffee
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:51 (fourteen years ago)
yo tomorrow is gonna, like, really suck
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:52 (fourteen years ago)
for you, i mean
last weekend my iron rfell on my foot off a shelf and it still hurts
i might hagve to go see a soctor and shit. makes me mad.
whatever!
here's what i thnk of an iron
http://pietmondriaan.com/pm/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/IronAnimation.gif
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:53 (fourteen years ago)
that iron can go fuck itseslf through a ice cube
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:55 (fourteen years ago)
get yr 'îron game up
― luriqua, Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:55 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest
literally, this post has never been more appropriate
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:55 (fourteen years ago)
pffft
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:56 (fourteen years ago)
what time are you going into work tomorrow
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:57 (fourteen years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
i feel like there's a 'no vaseline' joke here somewhere
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:58 (fourteen years ago)
oh if i leave in 6 hrs im good
godspeed
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:59 (fourteen years ago)
godsteen
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:00 (fourteen years ago)
i just saluted myself
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:00 (fourteen years ago)