zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

Zach Braff's dad played BOB

michael cera's grandfather is david lynch

I wish Major Briggs was a real person I could take fishing.

He's only Gillian Anderson's dad

angelo badalamenti is actually the brother by marriage of zack galifianakis' dad

every time i open this thread and there's another lame joke instead of a picture of zooey deschanel, a part of me dies

(the penis)

She's very beautiful and, like most very beautiful women, is condemned to a life with inferior males.

Her film ALL THE REAL GIRLS is surprisingly terrible.

Spoken like a firmly heterosexual male

I don't find her 'very beautiful' though neither is she belle-laide, she's just very, very alluring.

She looks and sounds severely retarded and/or drugged throughout the entirety of The Happening.

Used to great effect on the RiffTrax version of The Happening.

My friend was a semi-friend of hers in college and wanted desperately to get in her pants. Now he says that she was smelly but I think that's just sour grapes.

As a firmly heterosexual male, I'm not sure how else I ought to speak.

will never marry

Wasn't a criticism, PF, just an observation!

Her dad did some sort of production work with it, IIRC

He directed a few eps.

was kind of a sexist comment i think, certainly a weird one, but wvs.

very hard not to do 'i thought you were supergay' joek here.

xp

every time i open this thread and there's another lame joke instead of a picture of zooey deschanel, a part of me dies

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:20 (1 hour)

this thread had finally convicned
me, way too late, that nabisco is not otm

Hahaha I have only ventured one opinion here, about thinking Emily might be cuter

Granted I've only seen it once, and it was some years ago, but I really liked All the Real Girls. It seems to get a lot of hate.

i really want to see the happening now

you don't! that little compilation is brilliant, but when watching the film itself, your soul will be crushed.

Uh, sure, Nabisco.

I have no idea which position you're taking with that picture, man! I think it all comes down to how strongly defined you like your facial features, really. Also whether or not you imagine a childhood where Zooey is always being huge-eyed and quirky and attention-grabbing and Emily is sneering around being annoyed with that.

her eye makeup is terrifying in that picture

http://www.piotrpix.com/files/images/Raccoon%207_0.preview.JPG

Emily is just Zooey + 8 years + a week dead + on coke

terrifyingly PRETTY

umm okay that is a somewhat how-you-say "dramatic" makeup job there, but honestly, there is no picture anyone will ever find on the internet to back up any assertion that Emily Deschanel is anything other than pretty good looking

I think it all comes down to how strongly defined you like your facial features, really.

Could be. It's kind of amazing that they are sisters, actually, since Emily looks totally unremarkable to me, and Zooey induces instant affection.

xpost - also I am happy to admit that as far as default facial expressions go, I probably have come to prefer "thoughtful appraising squint" to "wide-eyed, giddy, slightly stonerish"

xpost - "totally unremarkable?" -- this seems like madness -- there are days when i'd think that of them in reverse!

Unremarkable doesn't mean unattractive, btw -- just kind of, you know, standard Hollywood actress.

http://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/deschanel-395x298-famoussistersgallery.jpg

^^ see, not that this is the issue, but the person in that picture who looks more like people I see in my everyday life is ... on the right

I may also be affected by a sense that Emily could kick Zooey's ass, even after she lost weight/hips during a Bones off-season

i may be having problems with my browser. but that last pic Mr. Que posted looks like zooey deschanel next to an enormous pink hexagon.

oh no, wait...

nabs, I thought you were making the argument that you were pro-Emily b/c she was more everydayish?

No no, I haven't said anything like that!

It's spectacularly unimportant, I just kinda like her better. I'm guessing it's like 40% jaw-related and 30% squint-versus-wide-eyes-related. Either that or I'm just old or something.

Also I've watched Bones several times

to me that last pic says it all, Z's hair is darker and shinier, her skin is whiter and clearer, her eyes are bluer, Emily looks like her boyfriend has cheated on her whereas Z just looks like she wants away from her weird sister

i watch Bones btw

Yes Man was very good.

this chick brings out the challops in me

brings me out in challops I mean, dangit

Love that this thread was started by the staunchly pro choice squirrel_police.

girl you bring out the challops in me

excuse me while I put away my challops

wd rather ws a fitness chick

an enormous pink hexagon

died @ this

Her film ALL THE REAL GIRLS is surprisingly terrible.

I love that movie

the person in that picture who looks more like people I see in my everyday life is ... on the right

want your life real bad

lol @ Bones

She did a great job taking over Katie Holme's role in the new Batman.