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It's horseshit because the writer's using the form of the original quote in a manner that implies that "Irishman", "nigger", "frat boy" and "punk" are all equivalent, plus the writer is trying to have his/her cake and eat it too with this "This concept is so wrong and horrible that I disagree with it, yet I'm going to use it as a thesis metaphor" construct.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

My big issue has little to do with the offensiveness of te word "nigger" and much to do with the apparent inability to be internally coherent.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

But Dan! "PLETHORA!" That's some educated writin' right there.

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

if this thread culminates in a re-telling of the time Dan kicked that guy's ass in high school, then I will consider it a success

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I also have an issue when I make a typo in a post criticizing someone else's writing. Grr.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I was giving a friend tips about how to write for Vice yesterday. I would hold this up as a good, attention grabbing intro. The line about 'a horrible, horrible man (my biological father)' is funny.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

another bad metaphor!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG multiple cross-post!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

it wasn't interesting this time Ned :|

I learned a new emoticon from this thread. It's a success!

is that the "bored" or "generally blase" or "ennui" emoticon?

I enjoyed Pieces of April....i give it this emoticon : )

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i like it better in italics too because it makes his eyes look crooked...more perplexed.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see how it's internally inconsistent, Dan. The writer says the 'horrible horrible man' (his dad) was saying that Irish people were no better than black people (ie he was prejudiced, but just as prejudiced against the white poor as the black poor), and this writer is using the metaphor to say that punks are no better than fratboys.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

'horrible, horrible man' = "i'm not a racist but..." i.e. I am about to say something racist and wish to cover my ass.

bnw (bnw), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Studs McFuckface, the author of the text, is clearly Gavin McInnes, Vice's 'controversial' publisher. He ends with a piece of libertarian Canadian Ameri-critique: since they're pretty much indistinguishable, the division between punks and frats must be divide and rule on the part of the powers that be.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Because the author is condemming the metaphor while at the same time throwing it at two other groups of people. That's the inconsistency.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Racial amends are made, just to make it super-clear, with 'Jesus, didn't you read Machiavelli when Tupac told you to?'

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

IOW, I do not think it is consistent, fair, or laudable to criticize someone else's prejudice, then co-opt its forms of expression to excuse your own.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, in what context can it possibly be funny that one of your parents is a horrible racist? Is this a white thing?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

'Hoist on your own petard' makes for quite nice poetic justice, though. What would the French Revolution have been without the sight of those guillotines being used on the very aristocrats who used to use them on everyone else?

It's funny because the loathing is recognisable. It's a voice and a sentiment we know. We loathe our own kin with a special vehemence.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

What's also quite amusing is the 'equal opportunities' nature of the, ahem, off-colour remark. It's just as racist against the Irish as against the blacks. Now, that also rings true. 100 years of New York's history is a fight between Italians, blacks and Irish to not be at the bottom of the heap. The remark preserves that history.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

There's also humour in saying 'Now, we cannot say this any more, and it's wrong wrong wrong, but I'm going to say it anyway...'

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, I was about to retract my last post because I hit "Submit" and then went, "Oh duh, all comedy ever to thread."

As it stands, though, I don't find that line funny at all. This really shouldn't be a surprise as the only thing I've ever read in Vice that I thought was funny was the "Don't" where they captioned a picture of an anorexic girl walking down the street with comments along the lines of "JESUS CHRIST! PUT DOWN THE BURGER, FATTY!!!"

Anyway, you still haven't addressed the point that calling someone an Irishman is not the same thing as calling someone a nigger and how neither of those is like calling someone a punk or a frat boy.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, in what context can it possibly be funny that one of your parents is a horrible racist? Is this a white thing?

Often the "my parent (or grandparent or whatever) is a rascist and listen to this stupid thing they said" comment intended as humor is another poor attempt at "I totally see where you're coming from even though I'm white."

I've actually been guilty of this myself a couple times, and I always felt completely shit about it later on account of I probably shouldn't have brought it up in the first place since it's neither anecdotally funny nor particularly useful. (I mean when would that info be useful other than a situation like "as my non-white significant-other-about-to-meet-my-rascist-family, I just want to give you this warning?")

(Note that my folks aren't rascist at all, but I do have other relatives who are to varying degrees in in varying states of denial.)

big multiple xpost

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you were into "cutting-edge." That kind of "oooh, I'm so un-PC" humor is as old as anything PJ Harvey co-opts.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

wow that article... sub-Breakfast Club at best.

bnw (bnw), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

100 years of New York's history is a fight between Italians, blacks and Irish to not be at the bottom of the heap.

On behalf of the WASP Nativists, Orthodox Jews, Dominicans, Haitians and Puerto Ricans, I'd like to extend a big New York FUCK YOU.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I don't think those are equivalences, and neither does Gavin (if it's Gavin, which I'm sure it is). But it's amusing to see the Olde Worlde racial prejudices of his dad (if it's 'his' 'dad') put side-by-side with the subcultural snobbism of hipsters equating frats with punks, then doing an intellectual flip at the end and saying 'Tupac made me read Machiavelli, and now I realise that we all ought to party together, and if we don't it's because we're being divided and ruled'. It's classic Vice, really.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Indians, Chinese, Japanese, Koreans and Middle Easterns give you the one-digit salute.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

man, where the hell did the "s" in "rascist" come from every time I spelled it in my last post? It is one of those words that never looks right to me, but I'm usually a lot more vigilant about it.

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

On behalf of the WASP Nativists, Orthodox Jews, Dominicans, Haitians and Puerto Ricans, I'd like to extend a big New York FUCK YOU.

I'm sorry, you can't all be bottom of the heap. Form a queue!

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus in not understanding a damn thing about American demographics, history or class issues non-shocker.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I told you, I'm with Vice Japan. We're trying to get Japanese kids to listen to Tupac and read Machiavelli. It's great!

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

monoculture suits you, fascist.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Vice is itself indistinguishable from a frat

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

AHA! That's it!! That's what happens when I try to spell "racist" and get "rascist!" I'm combining "racist" and "fascist!"

This is probably true, actually.

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Vice is itself indistinguishable from a frat

Also, J0hn so OTM that I'm doing a little dance in my seat and coming up with the melody to a new song I'm going to call "J0hn OTFM."

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

the EMPEROR of FALSE DICHOTOMIES fancies himself a UNITER, but we all know the EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES (BUT AN EYEPATCH)

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

fascist

hstencil in not understanding a damn thing about European demographics, history or class issues non-shocker.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

also, Japanese kids listened to Tupac long before that smug Montreal fuck did.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus are you going to try to argue that only continentals can be fascists or some other such bullshit?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The Scottish minister with responsibility for the fire service has resigned following reports that he described firefighters as "fascist bastards".

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

THE man bankrolling the launch of a new political party branded as fascist by the Scottish Tories yesterday broke his silence to reassure potential supporters: "I’m not a dictator - I just sound off a bit about things that annoy me."

Robert Durward, a Lanarkshire businessman, has joined forces with Mark Adams - a former Downing Street civil servant once accused of leaking Cabinet papers to undermine Tony Blair’s government - to launch the right-wing New Party, with plans to field candidates in the next Scottish parliamentary elections.

Until now, the pair have been reluctant to go into detail about the party’s policies, and doubts have been cast on whether the party exists as anything other than a publicity campaign to draw attention to Mr Durward’s lengthy list of pet hates.

Yesterday Mr Durward, who has spoken out against environmentalists and "witchhunts" against drink drivers, and once suggested allowing the army to run schools and hospitals, finally came out into the open to defend his involvement and to counter claims of fascism.

"I’m certainly not a dictator, I’ve no intentions of being a dictator," he said.

"My staff think this is hilarious, by the way. I’ve been getting a certain type of salute when I appear every morning, but it is certainly a bit hurtful to be called a fascist. That is the last thing I am."

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

fascist belgian to be welcomed by Scottish politicians
michael c, 19.08.2003 13:47

Efforts are being made to prevent a leading member of the far-right Belgian party Vlaams Blok visiting the Scottish parliament.

MSPs say they are horrified that Dominiek Lootens-Stael, the party's leader on the Brussels regional parliament and a member of the Flemish parliament, will be in a Flemish delegation making a four-day visit to Holyrood next month.


Anger as Scottish presiding officer approves visit by far-right Belgian MP

Vlaams Blok (Flemish Bloc), which has been likened to the British National party, was barred from visiting the Welsh assembly last week by its presiding officer, Dafydd Elis Thomas.

But the Holyrood presiding officer, George Reid, has approved the visit, against the advice of the Foreign Office, which warned Holyrood about the party's background.

Yesterday, the Scottish Labour party and the Scottish National party demanded that Mr Reid veto the trip.

"Extremists are abhorrent to the overwhelming majority of Scots," Shona Robison, the SNP social justice spokeswoman, said.

She added: "I believe their views to be racist and they must not be given a shred of legitimacy."

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The American right and Scottish nationalism
By Steve James
3 February 1999
Staffordshire University research fellow, Dr. Euan Hague, spent four years in America researching the marketing of "Scottishness" by organisations such as the Scottish National Party and the Scottish Tourist Board. In a lecture delivered to the Royal Geographical Society, "The Production and Consumption of Scotland and Scottishness in the USA", he paid special attention to the celebration of "Scottish culture" and support for Scottish independence amongst America's right wing and fascist movements.

Hague noted the dramatic increase in cultural organisations such as St. Andrews Societies and Caledonian Groups, which celebrate Highland Games, Burns Nights, bagpipes, clan genealogy and tartan. In 1969, 20 groups across the US organised Highland Games. Now there are 200 such groups.

In part, these activities are harmless, if not to everyone's taste. At the same time Dr. Hague brought out the distinct militarism, the celebration of a muscular backwardness--drinking and throwing trees--and the distinctly all-white character of most of the proceedings.

They also reflect the search for an identity that apparently has nothing to do with contemporary, socially polarised America. One man interviewed at a Caledonian event told Dr. Hague, "I think the clans have nothing to do with how people usually sort themselves, e.g., by class, race, sexuality, or whatever."

Of the promotion of a wider "Celtic identity", Hague says, "An added level of this spectacle is that much of it perceives a wider Celtic relationship between Scotland, Ireland and Wales, all conjoined in an anti-English bloc. Thus, in the construction of Scottishness understood in the United States, Celtic imagery and cultural commodities are to the fore. This is seen in the associations made between Scotland and Ireland in 'Celtic festivals' across the United States and in the Hollywood film, Braveheart.

"What is appealing about asserting a strong Celtic Scottishness within this imagination of Scotland? They [the Celts] are the original primordial folk and it is their culture and community that are embedded in Scotland. Deeply and spiritually immersed in, and at one with, the physical territory of Scotland, the purity of the Celts is understood by many in the Scottish American community to have been corrupted by Anglicisation."

This interest is not confined to the traditionally right-wing Caledonian Societies. Southern secessionists and outright fascist groups have both adopted a version of Scottish history as their own, and celebrate Celtic culture.

Contemporary Southern secessionist Dr. Michael Hill, leader of the racist League of the South, said in 1997, "Our Anglo-Celtic Southern culture and its history, heroes, songs, symbols, and banners are under attack and their defence could serve as an immediate rallying point. But we should go beyond that to the task of educating our people about their ties ... the names and deeds of William Wallace, Andrew de Moray, Robert Bruce.... Sir James (the Black) Douglas, James Graham of Montrose among scores of others should become commonplace." All these are from the thirteenth and fourteenth centuries of the feudal era in Scotland.

The connection between the Southern right and Scotland has a historic progeny. The Ku Klux Klan is said to have been formed by emigrant Scots cavalry officers within the Confederate Army in 1860. Its oaths were imported from the Society of the Horseman's Word in North East Scotland, and the burning cross was used as a call to arms by Scottish clans in the fourteenth century. The Confederate flag bears a distinct resemblance to the Scots Saltire.

The sinister and openly fascistic Christian Identity is viewed as one of the more influential fascist networks in America. It has circulated 50,000 copies of the 1320 Declaration of Arbroath championing Scottish independence. Christian Identity view all "Celtic" races including Scots, Irish, Welsh, regional English, as descendants of the 10 tribes of Israel, with the Scots being the "purest". Jewish people by contrast are described as descendants of the devil.

The Scotsman newspaper interviewed Thomas Leyden, a former white supremacist, who told of a visit to an Aryan Nation's compound in Oregon where haggis and bagpipes were as praised as Hitler's brownshirts and the Ku Klux Klan. Leyden told the Scotsman, "There is an image they like to cultivate of tough, hardy people in the Highlands who fight a London government which cares nothing for its culture or its people."

On March 20 last year, the US Senate passed a resolution inaugurating an annual Tartan Day every April 6. This is to "recognize the outstanding achievements and contributions made by Scottish Americans to the United States". Tartan Day emerged after several years of campaigning by the Scottish Coalition of business and heritage groups. Though it won Democratic backing, the Republican right, most notably party leaders Trent Lott and Newt Gingrich, heavily promoted the Tartan Day resolution. Lott had moved the resolution for three years running before it was finally passed.

The resolution bizarrely claims the Declaration of Arbroath as the inspiration of the US Declaration of Independence. It goes on, "This resolution honors the major role that Scottish Americans played in the founding of this Nation, such as the fact that almost half the signers of the Declaration of Independence were of Scottish descent, the Governors in 9 of the original 13 states were of Scottish ancestry, Scottish Americans successfully shaped this country in its formative years and guided this Nation through its most troubled times."

Linking the Arbroath declaration of the late Middle Ages with the Declaration of Independence--a document inspired by the progressive ideas of the Enlightenment--is at best highly dubious. But it encapsulates the right wing's preoccupation with Scotland. As Hague explains, "Scottish identity in the USA is substantially more than just romantic nonsense. Scottishness in the USA is constructed within a specific political rhetoric.... Tartan Day reasserts the authentic, original America, using as a route to this an assertion of Scottish ethnicity and Scottish tradition.... Today's society, by contrast, is perceived to be amoral and superficial, whereas the 'ancient' Scottish and especially Celtic traditions are understood as authentic and spiritual.

"This Scotland is strongly imagined in terms of being white, militaristic and family oriented. Such opinions tally with the US political right, and hence it is no surprise when Republican and right-wing conservative leaders sponsor Tartan Day."

The Scottish National Party raises support and maintains an office in the US, and its recruiting leaflets are circulated at Celtic fairs and events. Hague warned them: "Scottishness in the USA is tied up in a politics much further to the right than the SNP advocate for Scotland. Perhaps this could come back to haunt Scotland, especially as the feeling is that American Scots should have more say in Scottish affairs."

It is apparent that sections of the US far right, including those presently assailing Clinton, find a mythical version of Scottish history useful for their present political purposes. This fabricated Scotland closely echoes contemporary rhetoric. This nation of "Bravehearts" has no social classes, only Scots. It devotes itself to defending "ancient freedoms"--that are thankfully bound up with land, property and religion--against a foreign threat, both external and internal.

This is not a recent invention. In addition to portraying Scotland as classless, Scottish nationalism has always had a pronounced right-wing element. The origins of the SNP itself lie partly in the National Party, one of whose 1930s pamphlet declared, "Class antagonism is a thing quite foreign to the Scottish spirit. It was unknown here until it was imported from England.... In Scotland there is no such inherent feeling of a separation between classes."

In 1937, at a time of considerable anti-Catholic hysteria directed against Irish workers in Scotland, the SNP warned of a "Green Terror" caused by Irish immigration, and called for the Scottish people to be given the "key to the racial destiny of their country" or face a race war.

Today, the SNP present themselves as a left-wing party of "civic nationalism". They dismissed Hague's warning, albeit rather nervously, and attacked him in the Scottish press. Both the SNP and the Labour government welcomed Tartan Day as a means to win more US investment in Scotland. Nevertheless, the ease with which the extreme right in America has assimilated Scottish nationalism and its historical icons contradicts the view advanced by the SNP and others such as the Scottish Socialist Party that Scottish nationalism is inherently progressive. It should, as Hague cautions, give pause for thought regarding the true political character of the current resurgence of nationalism.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i gotta new handle

smug mtl fuck (slutsky), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Scotland did produce a variety of extremist parties, some with links to fascist organisations. In the 1930s anti-Catholic parties including the Scottish Protestant League (SPL) in Glasgow and Protestant Action in Edinburgh took up to a third of the votes in local council elections. Alexander Ratcliffe, leader of the SPL, had previously been a member of the 'British Fascists' who famously claimed, "What Britain needs is a Hitler", as was Billy Fullerton, erstwhile leader of a band of sectarian thugs called the 'Billy Boys', who was awarded a medal for strikebreaking in the 1926 General Strike. John Cormack of Protestant Action lacked such fascist connections, and even led physical opposition to Oswald Mosley on his visit to Edinburgh in 1934. The Blackshirts' sympathy for a united Ireland and Mussolini's associations with the Vatican were too much for them to take.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

slocki you are cute, not smug

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

they're not mutually exclusive!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

also I can't see you making fun of Jews a la McInnes

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(xp: shoulda signed that

cute mtl fuck) (slutsky), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i do like a nice jewish joke tho!

smug/cute mtl jew (slutsky), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)


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