Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

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Lots of missed opportunities really - - "Buy one, get one FREEZE!" "Watch out, Batman! You'll catch your death of COLD!" "Goodness glaciers!" "There's SNOW way!" "Take a COLD shower!" etc etc.

Also could have done self-referential stuff doing cold variants of classic Arnold lines - - "Get to the chiller!" Sigh.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

I'm detective John Igloo

little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your popsicle..."

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Tape Store is a very real person

Trip Maker, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

So is Mr. Freeze

mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY

new, even more complete all-Freeze compilation, featuring the previously undiscussed "Always winterize...your PIPES."

and, someone has re-uploaded the short form highlight reel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaDZIrxh-0

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

Icy Cold frOST! FREEZE WINter! FREEZING CHILL

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

Many real life LOLs to this thread this morning. Thank you, Mr. Freeze. You have warmed my cold, cold heart.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

"I need to get more diamonds" should have won.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

egg-cellent, and that's no yolk

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Vincent%20Price%20Egghead.jpg

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

Goofs
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Freeze says "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!" There was no Ice Age when they went extinct.

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 6 August 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah... I think that was a deliberate creative choice, to show that Freeze is so bent on his quest that his extensive scientific knowledge is slipping away.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

Why are the Planet Hollywood guys wasting their time with the Expendables when they could give us the John McClane & Rambo vs. Mr. Freeze movie America needs now more than ever

da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

still think Arn was funniest in The Jayne Mansfield Story. "Chaynes!"

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

I'm detective John Igloo

― little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, July 25, 2011 6:17 PM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

I had forgotten this movie also has Jessie Ventura (as a security guard or something who gets kissed to death by Uma Ivy). The heads of two states were in this movie. Ugh.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

they were both in predator, too

da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

That goes without saying.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

dying reading these poll options

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Win 1

^^^ robbed

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

A laundry service that delivers is just.....what???

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

how did i miss this thread's revival?!?

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

the timeline goes like this iirc

--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994
--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.
--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.

y'all wasted yr votes

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 5, 2009 12:47 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

It's a FREEZE country, Whiney.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

"ice to see you" was still a great icebreaker w/ friends and strangers whilst waiting on line at the theater to watch batman and robin.

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.qkme.me/35a77t.jpg

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

LOL cannot believe that's not a line in the movie.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:13 (thirteen years ago)

i just saw the new expendables movie and any of these lines would have been preferable to what arnold says in this one.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:16 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

Watching this just now and after reeling in horror during the museum heist at the beginning I'm not sure that I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do and am actually quite enjoying it.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyetic

The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

Was thinking about this guy the other day. How angry he must have been to be so cold all the time. Just trying to make the best of things with a corny sense of humor and a life of crime.

mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

Was thinking about this guy the other day while waiting for the bus

mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

Was it the.... FROST-TOWN express?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

No, it was the ICE-NINE 50.

mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

just a lonely dude standing here thinkin' bout freeze

The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

ze icy Cooooold

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

I thawed I might find you here

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

IT'S WINTAH FOWEVAH HEYA GOTHA

Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 February 2014 15:55 (twelve years ago)

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom." is such an underrated sequence

Karl Malone, Monday, 10 February 2014 15:57 (twelve years ago)

"Looks like my freezemobile is snowed in. Guess I'll have to ride my ICICLE!"

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 February 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)

Watched this a few weeks ago. Ridiculously enjoyable movie.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:14 (twelve years ago)

The last great Batman movie :(

pariah newsletter (seandalai), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:30 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...
eight months pass...

can this guy come back and go on a rampage please? our nation turns its melting eyes to freeze.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 18:56 (nine years ago)

cool party robbed

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 19:19 (nine years ago)

awesome spread of votes though

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

get well soon!

the late great, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:13 (eight years ago)

Get to the doctah!

how's life, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:30 (eight years ago)

arnold being 70 just seems... wrong somehow

sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 March 2018 17:16 (eight years ago)


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