i am positive that nerd-encrusted salmon is very doable. i have zero culinary skills, though.
― My name is Frunze. Learn it well it is the chilling sound of your doom (Eisbaer), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link
http://hotsaucedaily.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Guy-Fieri-Salsa-Hi-Res-1024.png
― My name is Frunze. Learn it well it is the chilling sound of your doom (Eisbaer), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link
dying @ DA $PICE IS RIGHT
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― horseshoe, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha god it really is a dollar sign isnt it? i had to squint at the screen.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
let it be noted that "the price is right" doesn't even make a dumb dollar sign pun
http://media.mlive.com/grpress/entertainment_impact/photo/price-is-rightjpg-5611c7b9d49f7777_large.jpg
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
would like to drop guy into a giant version of plinko and watch him bounce around
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
or maybe that one with the mountain climber who falls off the cliff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
― My name is Frunze. Learn it well it is the chilling sound of your doom (Eisbaer), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:35 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks, more material for the ongoing Fieri horribleness email exchange I have with a friend!
― mh, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
can't lie, i would love to have fieri's career if i could invest, retire in ten years, start dressing normally again, and drop out of public life forever.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link
and get really good health insurance for the eventual heart issues.
i think he's great on TV, as a chef... not so much
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
altho if i'm ever in cali i would totally go to a guy fieri restaurant just to... experience it
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
come to think of it, there's NO WAY he doesn't have a restaurant in orlando
dude signs his name with an exclamation point
― Dave Coolaid for Sade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
he looks like some kinda massive toad from the island of dr. moreau, if someone gave that toad a bowling shirt and frosted blonde highlights, and chicks still throw their panties at him while he's onstage. i'd probably be signing my name with an exclamation point too.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link
anyway to get back on track
boiled chicken and jimson weed cakes
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 04:13 (twelve years ago) link
Scrapple in an absinthe reduction
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
it's yams casino night.
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/253339_10150259831656589_506836588_7809772_8119503_n.jpg
― tehresa, Monday, 1 August 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
dr. strongo's heart is filled with gladness.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link
omg that looks so good
― blapplebees (crüt), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
they are not bad!
― tehresa, Monday, 1 August 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
would nomevo
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
bobbleheads resembling Fieri that were originally destined for a Petco giveaway were later repurposed to resemble Shaggy 2 Dope and sold at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos,
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
That concept was "Ballpark Food With Balls," an idea based around fried seafood and an assortment of "flavor-kickin' dippin-aises,"
bobbleheads resembling Fieri that were originally destined for a Petco giveaway were later repurposed to resemble Shaggy 2 Dope and sold at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos
are you there god? it's me, strongo. please let this be true.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:47 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.theawl.com/2011/07/snacking-about-baseball-foodstuffs-of-the-major-league-parks
Fieri’s concession stands—the full name was “Guy Fieri’s Ballpark Food With Balls By Guy Fieri”—were open for only a few months, and I never got to taste the food. As a condition of Fieri’s departure, several drums of Tex Wasabi Kickin’ Dippin-aise, Do U BBQ Dippin-aise and Rockin’ Horse-Ranch Dippin-aise were destroyed, and 5,000 Fieri bobbleheads, initially part of a planned fan giveaway, were sent back to the manufacturer, where they were reportedly altered slightly and sold as Shaggy 2 Dope bobbleheads at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos.
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:47 (twelve years ago) link
strongly considering 'flavor-kickin' dippin-aises' for a new dn
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link
Guy was partying with Jon Gosselin, Chris Kirkpatrick from NSYNC and Representative (Brian) Bilbray. They were all behind the counter and I guess they were pretty drunk and Guy was on his longboard, just going down the line and yelling at everyone. And his sunglasses I guess fell off the back of his head and into one of the fryers? And the health code says you have to shut the fryers down when that happens, but he told us to keep cooking and that one of us was going to have to get him new Oakleys.
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 1 August 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link
lol Oakleys - everything about both of those PTT Fieri-related posts is perfect
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 1 August 2011 10:47 (twelve years ago) link
almost all of that Awl piece sails over my head but there are so many beautiful combinations of words in there
― magna cumlord (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 August 2011 11:23 (twelve years ago) link
when I went to yankee stadium this summer my friend and I split a bucket of sliders and fries, something like 1500 calories according to the helpful menu
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Monday, 1 August 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link
strongo did you have a hand in this shit why because it taste like smoked paprika, bouillon cubes & melted string cheese
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/15e/0/AAAACy-4dOIAAAAAAV4Iag.jpg?v=1307486685000
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
if there was any way strongo could tumblrize this thread and make $$ a la hipster puppies, that book I would buy
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
lol i actually started a dr. strongo twitter last year with the express intention of seeing if i could game the system but like so many other schemes it fell prey to boredom/indifference/life/delete-add
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/DrStrongosNC
maybe i should start it again
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
you should do "fake" reviews of the food you invent, but very serious reviews, a la Beer Frame
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
Wld be a fun project/tumblr to try to realize the dishes and post pix of results.
― tehresa, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
is it bad that i find guy fieri somewhat appealing? anyway i'm glad the story about him was a lie
― thomp, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
just made sriracha popcorn
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 7 October 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link
asparagus poppers exist as tempura & are awesome
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 7 October 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, October 7, 2011 6:26 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
how? and was it good?
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 October 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
this is "dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine," not "things people do all the time."
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 7 October 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link
speaking about eel pops
― Gay Andy Taffel (Eisbaer), Sunday, 13 November 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
beer battered bark
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, March 6, 2004 4:26 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Sunday, 13 November 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link
grape jellied eel
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Saturday, 18 February 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
kinda makes sense to revive this, after the really hilarious shit on the Olive Garden thread today.
― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
limburger macarons
― Seraphim? I don't even know him! (j.lu), Thursday, 15 March 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
duck a la durian
(is "durian" masculine--"au durian"-- or feminine?)
― Seraphim? I don't even know him! (j.lu), Thursday, 15 March 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link