lol kerm
― drowning cool (some dude), Monday, 25 July 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
Stood on what might have been a piece of glass earlier and ripped the sole of my foot open, now I'm worried I won't be able to go clubbing this week or enjoy my Europe holiday next week because it hurts so fucking much to stand on
― ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link
broken glass everywhere, problems in the first world you know they just don't care
― some dude, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
so sad that they don't have glass yet in the third world
― lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
Three stitches and told to let it rest so it heals quickly, might as well just end it now.
― ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Thursday, 28 July 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link
wanna check out the new SmashBurger that opened up, but construction on the route there makes it prohibitive to do so for lunch.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
itunes/gracenote gives me this -- http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/619h9L2eHcL._SS135_SL160_.jpg -- for the velvet underground's first and third albums
― only bad dog on the street (history mayne), Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
what came first, this thread or the reddit tag?
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Monday, 1 August 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/first-world-problems
-found out that FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS was not an original ILX meme, felt deflated
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Monday, 1 August 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
meta
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 August 2011 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
- have to sit in someone else's cubicle the first few hours of the day -- can't read my computer screen with the sun coming in through the skylight
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 August 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
Ate a hot dog and got mustard on my track ball. Track ball became hard to move around with my thumb.
BUT THEN, I swirled it around and all the dust that was caught inside it got stuck on the mustard and rotated around to the front where I was able to pick it off.
Track ball moves freely once again though the surface is still sticky.
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 1 August 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link
Ate a hot dog and got mustard on my track ball.
http://www.astabgay.com/KingsOfCamp/KOCimages/John_Inman.png
― Gary Barlow syndrome (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 August 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link
Don't repost on g+. That's annoying because then I have to see them twice.
― Jeff, Tuesday, August 2, 2011 10:50 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Or more.
― Jeff, Tuesday, August 2, 2011 10:50 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― puerile fantasies (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
sorry jeff
― it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
Spotty wifi in the bathroom at work.
― joygoat, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link
A+
― Kerm, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link
ultimate
― markers, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
does pandora.com take 13 seconds to load so that i can't use f5 to cirsumvrent the skip track counter?
― Kerm, Friday, 5 August 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
(without waiting 13 seconds every time)
― Kerm, Friday, 5 August 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
I still wonder if I should buy [a house] to rent out. My pension is gonna be crazy low so I need something else. :-(
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, August 8, 2011 9:09 AM (15 minutes ago)
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
@1000TimesYesDrove my rental car 25 minutes out and then drove back and returned it because the stereo wasn't loud enough. #musiciseverything
Drove my rental car 25 minutes out and then drove back and returned it because the stereo wasn't loud enough. #musiciseverything
― oppet, Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link
okay, that's just being an asshole, unless the stereo was actually broken
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
groan
― iatee, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
idk i sympathize
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
if i was the person that had to exchange whiney's hyundai sonata because he complained about the stereo not being loud enough i would make sure that i farted in his new car & then let it run w/ the heat on full blast for a few mins
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ whiney
― markers, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
someone should tell him there's a volume button
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link
a good stereo is kind of the most important thing to me too. obv its a 1st world prob but w/e
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
a good stereo will be u&k when i buy a new car in a month or two but it's a fuckin rental that's probably going to get destroyed by juggalos.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
for a rental car?? and to waste an hour+ of your own time? talk about the ultimate
http://www.big-t-shirts.com/ProdImages/big/792.jpg
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
estimate the percent chance that whiney was very actively thinking about the twitter possibilities while he was making this decision
― iatee, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
is there a number bigger than 100
if i was going on a hella long road trip a good stereo would be the primary concern
i mean if he didnt check that out the first time he got in the car thats on him but i fuxx with good sound
iirc most of u little dudes listen to music on laptop speakers so
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
i blast tunes in my car every day, dogg
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
actually, i will be renting a car in like two weeks for work! i will not be concerned with the stereo, because it's a rental!
"Hi I'm a music reviewer and it is my livelihood and it is essential I have a LOUD car stereo so that I may do my job"
btw in no way do I believe he actually did this, it just sounds like something someone would say on twitter to be clever
― mh, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
i really can't imagine that whatever car he got in return had a noticeable louder stereo than whatever car he had in the first place, they are all rental cars
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
like when I joke about making an anechoic chamber in my basement for fun
I'm just bitter because my car only has one working speaker and no working volume control, soI can't hear anything if I'm driving faster than 40mph.
― oppet, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
if i was less terrified of customer service interactions i would ask the rental agent in cincinnati for the car with the sickest audio system and report back to you guys.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
sorry I only follow car dealership updates via twitter
― iatee, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
btw there's no way whiney's drive was more than 3.5 hours, so it's not "a super long road trip"
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
in fact he spent 1/3 of that amount of time driving from and to the rental car place + waiting for a new car
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
I mean he's only driving from one side of brooklyn to the other, right?
― iatee, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
they should give him a stereo that only sounds good playing witch house
― mh, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
Whine like the cars, the cars that go boom
― Aerosol, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
I had a FIRST WORLD PROBLEM to add to this but I really can't compete
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
― Kerm, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link