ok lets all shit our pants to something new: post 2005 horror film thread

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like kinda mumblecore deadgirl which is nagl

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 22 July 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

even the title sounds like a bad emo band

Any one can have ketchup for their food, I don't care any more (Edward III), Saturday, 23 July 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

still havent finished it

watched Perkins 14 and got so uninterested partway through that i just let it play in the background while i looked for other streaming netflix on my iphone

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

insidious story was kinda blah, but man o man did some of the ghosty scares in the first half hit that sweet spot!

notes on camping (Pillbox), Friday, 29 July 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

So none of this is new stuff, but they just added a bunch of Giallo to Netflix streaming - I saw deep red and never kill a duckling or whatever for sure, but there were a ton more

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

The tension was handled ok but i remember having reservations about the whole feral children / feral Romanians aspect. They're not identified as Roma but the idea of roving bands of evil 'gypsy' kids is played up constantly in the central European media. I doubt it was made with that in mind but it was a unfortunate coincidence.

Hmm I didn't really feel like they were supposed to be gypsies, I read it as more like the kids were morally symptomatic of all the political horrors that went down in that region. Like they were moral idiots born from that environment...?

Let Me In wasn't bad at all, it's just that it was an exact remake of the Let The Right One In.

Really? I found the differences totally fascinating. Granted, they are subtle differences...

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know. The film didn't really have an obvious sense of history or domestic political context attached to it, as far as i can remember. Would presenting them as being so shaped by the trauma of Romania's recent history that they are incapable of interacting in a civilised way be any less problematic a position for a Western European film to take?

HIS BODY IS FAT BECAUSE HE HAVE BIG HEART (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

Probably not!

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

I thought the kids in "Ils/Them" were meant to be not Roma/"gypsies" but further remnants of Romania's infamous orphanage horrors. Ceauşescu famously outlawed abortion and contraception, so the orphanages (and later streets) were teeming with untended and uncared for kids. I think Romania still has the highest number of orphans in Europe.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

finished "make out with violence" and while it wasnt completely terrible i def wouldnt bother with it ever again. Cigarette Burns (the carpenter thing from masters of horror) was undeniably batshit, but not in a good way, more in a making this up as i go along way. also not worth watching.

OTOH i finally got around to rec 2 and was pleasantly surprised! I mean yeah plausibility is stretched and there are plotty nonsense moments (ie uh where did those other kids go?), but the first one worked in spite of that and this one does too. also the night vision trick (not gonna spoil here, if youve seen it you know) is brilliantly executed and boosts the creepiness up a notch. noticed that the dudes that did this kept this story for themselves and gave quarantine 2 the terrible looking scary airplane script, which is hilarious to me.

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Hey you guys I don't watch many horror films at all and haven't looked in on this thread but I thought you might be interested in this Korean webcomic.

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue

Have your computer volume turned up. Scroll down. Keep scrolling.

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

anyone see "I saw the devil"?

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/i-saw-the-devil-mondo-kevin-tong-poster-400x600.jpg

glasgow based god (cozen), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

I really liked it - i think we talked about it a little in the human centipede thread. Its def more in tune with that moody oldboy vibe than horror per se. Its kind of what i wish Memories of Murder had been in a lot of ways.

dougie instructor (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

nice poster

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

I finally saw "A Serbian Film." Wasn't terrible, wasn't terribly good, once again had more to say about what we watch and why we watch it than any sort of trenchant political commentary, hard as it may have tried. So out to shock it comes off more than a little ridiculous, but I suppose it's worthwhile and its commitment to its not exactly depraved but certainly horrific vision impressive.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

theatrical or dvd or "wink wink" or?

dougie instructor (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Wink wink. So I presume uncut. But given this movie's clear artistic distance from the average exploitation, I'm really surprised it's getting banned left and right. Yes, it's gonzo with its gore and sexual violence, but it would take a real freak to read it as titillating. And indeed, its very protagonist takes issue with its content, basically.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

webcomic delivered!!!

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

Cruising my way through the last few years of extreme, I was pretty let down by "Martyrs." It felt like it was adapted from a (very) short story and then padded out to feature length, glimmers of ambition countered by its bucket of bullshit. A lot of these French extreme directors (was this movement sent in motion by the goofy "High Tension?") just want attention to get to the US, though I admire the fact that the folks behind "Inside" (up next in my queue) opted not to go the American studio horror route, yet, though I did find it amusing that both they and the "Martyrs" guy were at one point attached to a remake of "Hellraiser."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 August 2011 11:42 (fourteen years ago)

I've debated this here a couple times, but for me claire denis' trouble every day was the initial french film to feature loving arthouse cinematography of blood drenched tableaux. tho it's missing the exploitation vibe of the fancy grindhouse fare that came later, it was a style marker pointing the way. I guess high tension was the first one to present the whole dubious package.

hello I love you but I've chosen darkness my old friend (Edward III), Thursday, 25 August 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

Not surprisingly, there is a wiki associated with this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_French_Extremity

Though reading this, I'd put Gasper Noe's "I Stand Alone" and maybe even something like "Baise-Moi" at the fore of this Euro "extreme" movement.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

there is also an ilx thread iirc

just sayin, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

OK, Inside was just garbage. Makes Martyrs seem all the more ambitious.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

should I saw the devil get its own thread y/n

4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

anybody see the scary moon movie or the del toro related remake yet? optimistic about the first one, reaaaaaal worried about the second one being awful

dougie instructor (jjjusten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

apollo 18 and dont be afraid of the dark, respectively, once i actually thought for a second

dougie instructor (jjjusten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

I am trying to figure out if you meant "The Orphanage" or "Don't Be Afraid Of Katie Holmes's 'Acting'"

xp: lol

beemer douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

I initially thought you were talking about a movie and its remake, and was all "I don't think the moon has anything to do with DBAOTD or 'The Orphanage'"

beemer douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

does anyone have any interest in doing a ballot style poll culled from this thread plus nominations now that we're at the end of 2010? i had this idea a few nights ago, but it was late and i was drunk so
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, December 15, 2010 11:13 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Did this never happen?

Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Friday, 9 September 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

Also, Rubber not bad, but not very good either. Mostly just loved Jack Plotnick in it because I have a small crush on him.

Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Friday, 9 September 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

Stake Land is also worth checking out.

Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Friday, 9 September 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

"The Reef" is a good old fashioned shark film on netflix WI.

Darin, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 05:57 (fourteen years ago)

still trying to decide if i think Insidious was ok or crap

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

its kinda interesting in that it is a gore free horror flick which is super rare these days, and there were some pretty great "woman in the trapdoor in the haunting" style super creepout moments, but oof that last half hour and the general incomprehensible plot were rough. been a while since someone made a proper old school haunted house (yeah yeah i know) movie.

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

you can always hang your hopes on DREAM HOUSE

black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah that will suck

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

Thought Insidious was pretty weak overall.

michael assbender (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

dude who directed DREAM HOUSE has the weirdest filmog

2011 Dream House

2009 Brothers

2005 Get Rich or Die Tryin'

2002 In America

1997 The Boxer

1993 In the Name of the Father

1990 The Field

1989 My Left Foot

black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

I think it came out in 2004, but I really enjoyed A Tale of Two Sisters over the weekend.

Darin, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i am a huge huge fan of tale of two sisters, its one of my favorites

that list does not inspire confidence in dream house

guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

insidious was pretty shitty but i have to give it a couple of points for good use of "tiptoe through the tulips"

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 25 September 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Wow, has anyone seen "S&Man?" It's on Netflix streaming right now. Sort of fucked up, but also sort of inspired, and worth seeing with no prior knowledge.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

oooh! i want to talk about JT Petty's S&Man - but only with people who have already seen it. anyone?

― babytown frolics (Mr. Hal Jam), Monday, November 8, 2010 3:21 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark

the boy with the gorn at his side (Edward III), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

There we go! Anyway, worth seeing! If everyone else wants to leave the room, I'm here to talk.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 October 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

paranormal activity 2 seemed really good until it was over and i realized i didnt really like it at all - like scanning the images to try and see if anything is changing seems involving at the time but then you realize that the movie sucks

American Horror Sorry (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

pontypool is now on instant watch netflix fyi. as is dreaded and surely terrible Red State

American Horror Sorry (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

a kevin smith social commentary torture porn movie, how bad can that be

the boy with the gorn at his side (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

also <3 pontypool

the boy with the gorn at his side (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

I just read the plot of Red State

please don't watch it

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

ooh! I saw Slither over the weekend (is that post-2005)? That was amazing. Easily one of my most favorite relatively recent horror films. I laughed all the way through it.

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)


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