My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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At least two of the words in that sentence are unnecessary duplication.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Gareth, that sounds like the opening to a corny joke. How come you have all the fun?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 13:11 (twenty-three years ago)

VH1 Classic = Freur, enough said.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Remember the girl on Tough Enough that was all "I love Jesus and want to bring glory to him through professional wrestling"? After she left the show, I met her working at Hooters in Roanoke, VA.

― Stuart (Stuart), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"I love Jesus and want to bring glory to him through serving chicken wings to horny men while wearing booty shorts and a tight tight top."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I was born in Roanoke, VA...

Ally, Fredericks of Hollywood sounds like a big improvement cuz they're all classy. Out of curiousity, would she have to model underwear if asked? I always wondered this about Victoria's Secret.

Sure, jm, you can meet my sisters. They're both close to 6' tall, live in Virginia, and have the last name Johnson. Good luck!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

"I love Jesus and want to bring glory to him through serving chicken wings to horny men while wearing booty shorts and a tight tight top."

Haven't breasts always made men find God?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Most men I know (both gay and straight) are fascinated with breasts.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

And why is that? A good section of you act like breasts are the second coming...

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm only just beginning to be fascinated w/them actually, and I'm 28. better late than never, I suppose

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

which of the 1000 answers would you like us to start w/Nichole?

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I was about to say "because they're at eye-level" but thought people might miss the joke and think I was even shorter than I actually am.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan after an unsuccessful pass:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc400/c491/c49130q5dym.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

which of the 1000 answers would you like us to start w/Nichole?

How about #95? That way, we can skip the repetitive answers.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

# 95. we can't eat them, but we can put them in our mouths, which is almost as good

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

oh my god I can't believe I actually posted that. forgive me, everyone

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm too busy laughing my ass off to forgive you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Me too. That's what I get for hanging around men, all the time.

Matos, with that line, you've just become the hero of (most of) the Male ILX contingent.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Indeed.

I get frustrated when I hear my female friends talk about how they wish they had bigger breasts (though I suspect this is occasionally a fishing for compliments thing, but I'm not going to insert "no, you've got great breasts, really" in a normal conversation). DON'T listen to the media and ignore the frat boys. 95% of men are not obsessed with "large" breasts.

Okay, maybe 50%.

25%?

But we do exist, honest!

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 26 June 2003 04:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not obsessed w/them at all, like I mentioned above! I just know a lot of real good reasons that one might be

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

A good section of you act like breasts are the second coming...

In my experience, there is often a connection.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 26 June 2003 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

In my experience, there is often a connection.

Well sure, but your drooling occurs well before milk can squirt out of them.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 26 June 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not sure he was talking about milk.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 26 June 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I know what he meant, hence my post.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 26 June 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not obsessed w/them at all, like I mentioned above! I just know a lot of real good reasons that one might be

My reference was not to breasts-in-general, but large breasts.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 26 June 2003 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, Fredericks of Hollywood sounds like a big improvement cuz they're all classy.

"Fredericks of Hollywood" and "classy" in the same sentence? Does. Not. Compute. (brain blows out; smoke vents from ears)

As for men and large breasts, my experience is that outside of the frat house the 5/50/75% of men who are obsessed with them appear to keep quiet about that, unless they happen to be paranoid schizophrenic homeless guys.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 27 June 2003 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

hahaha you haven't been in my band

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 27 June 2003 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

J.Lu, is Frederick's not classier than Hooters?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Nothing is classier than Hooters.

― NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

it's like failed-cheerleader sleaze vs. failed call-girl sleaze. two flavors, seperate and distinct, like kids you can't really pick your favorite.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, they've got silky things at Fredericks and surely that's classier than shorts?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I dunno, aren't Hooters shorts sorta fake-satiny?

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Would Hooter's be better or worse if the waitstaff's uniforms were edible?

Also, did we have the conversation about opening a competing restaurant chain called Johnsons?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

a.k.a. "and can we eat them?"

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

There was a male-version of Hooters (I think it was with a rooster-motif, maybe not) in College Station a few years back.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha "Cocks"!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

[adopts baritone]: "Hi, welcome to Nads. May I seat you?"

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 27 June 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow, a restaurant with only beanbag chairs!

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:23 (twenty-three years ago)

but what's this fuzzy stuff poking out from under the surface...EWWWW!!!

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Would you like the special sauce with that?

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:32 (twenty-three years ago)

you want seconds? well, it'll take about ten minutes minutes just to get it ready....

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:33 (twenty-three years ago)

(yes, not just seconds minutes but minutes minutes, thank you all goodnight)

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

God, I hope my little sister never reads this thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 28 June 2003 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, did we have the conversation about opening a competing restaurant chain called Johnsons?

The Howard Johnsons people would be all over you for trademark infringement. I previously mentioned my "Buns" concept, which could be gender-neutral (as long as you look good in a half shirt and bike shorts...)

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 29 June 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Johnsons are everywhere. Nobody owns them.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 30 June 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Ally, Fredericks of Hollywood sounds like a big improvement cuz they're all classy. Out of curiousity, would she have to model underwear if asked? I always wondered this about Victoria's Secret.

I found out today that the answer to this question is apparently "YES!" What in the world?

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

She should have a tip jar. And her amazon wishlist hanging on the dressing room door.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

she should have a tip jar strapped to her thigh.

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

that sounded 10x worse than intended.

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I found out today that the answer to this question is apparently "YES!" What in the world?

Since Frederick's uses mannequins, why would you ask the assistants to model? Wouldn't that equal sexual harassment?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

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