House, M.D.

the best house ever is when he drills holes into Dave Matthews' brain.

Based on the previews, I'm guessing water intoxication tonight.

Excuse me while I get a can of alphabet soup and eat my words.

(Although in the season preview megamix there were hints of a case that I think will turn out to be water intoxication.)

looks like Fred Durst was a one-shot deal ... i am sure that Miccio is upset.

The season premiere was pretty bad tbh

i feel like i may be in the minority here, but i am excited about the new era of comedy PI sidekick. i enjoyed their repar-tay. also, i think they are handling the House/Wilson thing okay so far, but i hope they don't drag it out all season.

house/wilson breakup is the detectie trotter of this season, i predict.

PI guy wasn't too bad. i'm guessing he'll be widely despised by the heartbroken house/wilson slash chicks.

The second episode was so much better than the first.

Agreed. I still want more Chase and Cameron, though, and less Kal Penn.

I think 13 is my least favorite character. They should off her and bring in more Chase and Camz.

Also, does Kal Penn ever say anything wrong? Episode 2 had him say something "brilliant" like 2 or 3 times.

well duh he's an Indian on a med show.

yeah? xp

oh good, it's oops

I really like the PI guy. So much so that I looked up what it would take to be a PI. Well, I wouldn't like the career very much but I think he's a pretty swell character.

keep fighting the good fight, gabbneb

They switched the time slot those fuckers! Grrrrrrrr.

OMG WHAT ARE THEY DOING??!

i always forget about this show

Every Episode of House Ever

God I fucking love House M.D.

Oh, and, oh right

THEY SMOOCHED

smoochytime

Sometimes I like to remember when that guy's balls exploded in Chase's face.

Sometimes I like to remember that.

Oh and right Wilson threw some pretty good booze through a window at House's father's funeral wherein House stole some of his father's flesh for a DNA sample. That was memorable and it did not even involve anal hemorrhaging.

Dude okay House's patient-saving epiphany/metaphor was this NOIZE 45 that he played through an amp as big as himself and played constantly at Wilson after he got a patient to sue Wilson omg.

THIS, this, this....THIS> THIS was fucking EPIC.

Dude okay House's patient-saving epiphany/metaphor was this NOIZE 45 that he played through an amp as big as himself and played constantly at Wilson after he got a patient to sue Wilson omg.

LOL ... i actually converted a college friend who back then was totally into NOIZE stuff like pussy galore from "house" skeptic to a "house" fan after i showed him that episode.

... even though both he and i were wondering why the 30-something punk rocker/loser with a lifestyle like GG Allin from that episode looked more like someone from Fall Out Boy than, er, GG Allin.

Is it just me or are the last-second medical explanations less and less coherent?

it is not just you.

and i don't care about the foreman/13 relationship at all.

and i'm a little annoyed with the "cuddy is an emotional wreck of a woman who wants/doesn't want/wants a baby" subplot.

Foreman/13 is boring as hell-heck.

imo this show & the tony shaloub joint where hes ocd both represent the endpoint of just-barely-clever enough quirky bullshit that isnt actually smarter or funnier or more intersting than a typical episode of according to jim but tricks herbs in their late 20s into buying dvds and using it as comfort food for some reason

idk what according to jim is, but i'm sure it has the acting and character quality of house

hugh laurie as an internal affairs officer in 'street kings', a+

idk what according to jim is, but i'm sure it has the acting and character quality of house

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don't care, dude

I know she supposedly has huntington's disease and all, but why does 13 have such low self-esteem? I mean I could probably get a date with her and might actually marry her if push came to shove (if she wasn't just a tv character). We could have mnage à trois the way they're supposed to be - and then I could make fun of her and she'd be like, oh lorax i have such low self-esteem, what can I do to make you feel better

lorax otm

and what your demographic analysis is on point once again. do you have a blog where i can get more of your insight?

"I could probably get a date with her and might actually marry her if push came to shove (if she wasn't just a tv character)"

Her one-off flings are with girls, sorry.

she is willing to settle with Foreman

She is willing to settle with an esteemed doctor, yes.

There may be good doctors on that show, but nobody is esteemed.

now u sound like 13

13 looks like an alien. would smash.

you used 'smash' in an intentionally ambiguous way

sadistic bastard

someone finally made a youtube video out of the pussy galore song that House played for Wilson about a year ago:

This week's episode was the worst in the history of the show. Every character was acting like a more contented, friendlier, hyper-sensitive version of their usual selves. And I didn't care about that patient at all. The way the episode handled his relationship with his wife (which decayed in maybe ten minutes of showtime) was right out of a daytime soap opera. Everything about this episode was awful.

The previous two episodes were so great that I got my hopes up for a strong finish to the season after so many ups and downs.

Mos Def is on House. Mos Def!

So did Kal Penn get fired or something?